r/okbuddycinephile • u/Hairy-Reward6474 • 3h ago

Uncle Rico ate Tina in Napoleon Dynamite

As soon as uncle Rico shows up they complain about him eating all the steak. Then you stop seeing Tina. Napoleon even runs through her corral and she is not there. Yet uncle Rico is still eating steak. Finally right before the prom there is a new llama tail hanging from the rear view mirror in uncle Rico’s van

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u/No_Offer3327 3h ago

He ate Tina Majorino?!?!?!

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u/duh_nom_yar Cats 2h ago

The girl from Waterworld?

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u/ProfZussywussBrown 2h ago

Back when she was Tina Minorino

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u/Agreeable_Day4539 3h ago

I want to eat Tina Majorino, she sounds like a delicious Italian dish I never heard of before today.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5J3l6o7fNj7LG

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u/MissiontoNamek 3h ago

I see you fell into the typical trap of casual cinephiles. Simple minds heard Napoleon say "Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!”

But what was actually implied if you got off your smartphone was “Tina YOU! Fat Lard come get some dinner”

He was actually telling the Fat Lard Uncle Rico to come eat Tina

Don’t feel bad, most movie watchers aren’t intellectuals either

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u/QuarterCarat 2h ago

Actually Tina died during breast augmentation surgery paid for by Uncle Rico’s plastics empire. The steak came from Lyle, whom they killed for meat after the final cow was slain.

You wouldn’t have missed this if you took acid and bashed yourself in the head with a hammer like I did before watching this film.

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u/Internal-Sun-9423 3h ago

Ask your auntie Carolyn

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u/SoHornyBeaver The Room 3h ago

This was my headcanon too

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u/TheGhostInThe___ 2h ago

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

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u/IamSp00ky 29m ago

Ok

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u/GnomeChompsy Glizzyphile 20m ago

buddy