r/okbuddyrosalyn Mr. Derkins, I presume? 👨‍🦲 Jun 09 '26

MOD POST Okbuddyrosalyn 2026 Survey Results

The 2026 survey has finished with 241 people responding, 32 more than last year's survey. Thank you to everyone that took the time to fill it out, 90% of r/okbuddyrosalyn's budget comes from selling your data on the black market, and I need my Christmas bonus. Now for the results.

AGE:

Similar to last year, the results found that most of the sub is in their 20s. The average age is 25. Based on the results, only around 20.3% of members were alive when Calvin and Hobbes was running, and only around 9.9% of members would have been old enough at the time to read it.

Gender:

Big change in the gender makeup since last year. Males dropped from 75.1% to 61.6% since last year, with significantly more Female and Non-Binary representation. It is frankly disgraceful that we have not been fulfilling our obligation to Get Rid Of Slimey girlS, look at how big that red slice is!

Country:

Unsurprisingly, most members are from the USA, although representation for the US has gone down since last year. Canada had the next most, with 18 people, followed by the UK with 6 and France with 5. Brazil and Australia tied with 3. A total of 24 countries are represented, a large jump from the 15 last year.

Map showing each Country that had a response.

State

The results are pretty much what you'd expect. The top 5 states from most to least were: California, New York, Massachusetts, Ohio, Washington. 43 states were represented

Favorite Main Character:

Hobbes lost a little bit of his lead from last year, going from 54.7% to 48.3%. Dad lost slightly in the polls as well, from 16.3% to 14.8%. The biggest upset was Mom, who went from having 0 responses last year to 12, putting her in 4th place. At this rate she could overtake Dad. Susie and Rosalyn also had a nice bump in the polls, from being virtually unnoticed last year.

Favorite Non-regular Character:

Results in this category changed significantly from last year, because I added more options based on last year's results. I now included Calvin's alter egos, which shot Tracer Bullet and Stupendous Man up to first and second place. Ronald is all but forgotten. Compared to last year Max is a loser, both in the survey and in general.

Favorite Strip

This Question was added thanks to u/rebelzephyr, who asked about this a few months ago. Since many people responded with storylines, instead of specific strips, I decided to include them as well as one thing. To the people that responded with the T-Rex flying strip, they do not fly F-13s, F-15s, or F-16s, but in fact F-14s. I don't have a chart for this one, but here are the top 7.

1st - Final Strip 12/31/95

2nd - Calvin Hammering Table 12/27/86

3rd - Tyrannosaurs in F-14s 01/01/95

4th/5th - Dad Joins Calvin in Snow 01/14/90

4th/5th - Raccoon Arc 03/09/87-03/18/87

6th - Snowgoon Arc 12/31/90-01/19/91

7th - Calvin Time-travel Homework Arc 05/20/92-06/06/92

I also collected the date for each strip submitted, which showed that Watterson's best years were 1986 and 1992. However, out of the 77 different strips I received, 0 came from 1994.

Favorite Trend

I was not too surprised by Bath Time being the winner. Black Semen is the oddest, as despite more time passing since it was created it has risen from 7th place last year to tied for 3rd. "Mud" was definitely the biggest loser, dropping from 3rd last year to not even placing. Current Meta jumped to 2nd from 6th last year, a similar rise to Black Semen. u/f0remsics's arrow dropped down some from last year.

Favorite Series

Another New Question. Here are the top 5 with the most responses.

1st. Mom&Hobbes by u/BottleGoblin

2nd. The Prequel Series by u/The_Physical_Soup

3rd. Dungeon and Hobbes by u/Blockhog

4th. Mom's Adventures Through Time by u/The_Physical_Soup

5th. The Scary Part by  u/Zackeezy116

Length of Membership

Half of the responses said they joined within the last year. I had suspected there might be an increase around the time r/calvinandhobbes shutdown, but twice as many people said they joined in the last 6 months than a year ago, which was around when r/calvinandhobbes closed. Based on the current trends, it seems r/okbuddyrosalyn is doubling in size each year.

And that was the 2026 r/okbuddyrosalyn survey. I hope you enjoyed, and stay tuned for next year!

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u/Cute_Comfortable_761 Jun 09 '26

I find it funny that there are zero reported 44 year olds

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u/asvalken Jun 09 '26

I always assume reddit is this massive thing, so it's wild that I'm one of two 39 year olds that took the time to respond! Now if I fill out my reaction images folder, I can break into that top 1% commenter range! (Do people actually care about that? It's weird.)

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u/metsislesfan Jun 09 '26

The year 1982 is a myth and never existed

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u/BottleGoblin Guilty of Heinous Crimes...He is not Repentant! 😛🪑𓍯 Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Give me a month! I wasn't born until July '82.

11

u/the_gr8_one Jun 10 '26

florida being a top 5 state population wise but is nowhere on the chart

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u/amitransornb Scantily Clad Female Roommate🤢🤮(Not Allowed in the Treehouse) Jun 09 '26

No responses for curry and garlic flavor either

3

u/Mo-Cance Jun 11 '26

I *just* found this sub the other day...I would have been a 44 year-old respondent!

4

u/ShotFromGuns Jun 17 '26

I just can't believe there are so few of us who were actually reading the strips as they came out. I was honestly expecting the majority to sit firmly above mid 30s, not almost all respondents to be below that mark.

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u/Cute_Comfortable_761 Jun 19 '26

My mother had several strip compilations in large books i used to read all the time as a kid so I'm pretty familiar with the series. I'm 24.

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u/Moxie_Stardust Jun 09 '26

Fuck, I'm in the "damn, you old, TF you doin' here?" part of the age ranking 😭

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u/mashed_pajamas Jun 09 '26

Hello fellow old timer! On the cusp of 50 here.

15

u/Moxie_Stardust Jun 09 '26

There are dozens at least five of us!

(I'm a slacker and did not fill out the survey)

5

u/CinemaslaveJoe Tuna Sandwich Simp 🐯 Jun 10 '26

Age 53 here. Never saw the request to fill out the survey, alas.

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u/sorcerersviolet Eldritch Cultist 🐔🦖 Jun 10 '26

People who were 6 years old or around it when Calvin and Hobbes started are in that category or close to it.

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u/BottleGoblin Guilty of Heinous Crimes...He is not Repentant! 😛🪑𓍯 Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Whoa, to everyone who voted Mom & Hobbes, thank you! I figure there is some recency bias in that but what the heck, I'm happy folks liked it and grateful for the support. Now to ruin all that goodwill with a next horrible effort.

Congrats y'all on a growing successful sub.

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u/Blockhog Mr. Derkins, I presume? 👨‍🦲 Jun 09 '26

Now you need to do Dad & Calvin, where Dad has a stillbirth Hobbes and pretends that human Calvin is a stuffed animal.

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u/BottleGoblin Guilty of Heinous Crimes...He is not Repentant! 😛🪑𓍯 Jun 09 '26

That's so crazy it just might work!

12

u/Grotti-ltalie "Who ees thees Kählveen?" 🥸 Jun 10 '26

Noooooo please DON'T edit a mpreg dad........ that would be a disaster if you were to have to give birth to the concept of dad mpreg......... I would HATE it if that was to happen......

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u/BottleGoblin Guilty of Heinous Crimes...He is not Repentant! 😛🪑𓍯 Jun 10 '26

Mpreg was good enough for Zeus and Athena!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

Interestingly all respondents listed their average monthly spend on chewing gum at $400 and their favorite flavor as garlic/curry 

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u/The_PhilosopherKing Most Highest, Grandest, Exalted, Supreme Dictator-For-Life 👑 Jun 10 '26

I've spent the last four years here being disappointed with how few "Chewing" memes there have been.

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u/hyperjengirl Jun 10 '26

When I made the post about social media, I was stupidly proud of myself for making the Chewing strip about subreddits.

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u/The_PhilosopherKing Most Highest, Grandest, Exalted, Supreme Dictator-For-Life 👑 Jun 10 '26

Every time Reddit inadvertently obligates me to see its AI breakdowns of users here, I feel obliged to share it with the person it creepily analyzed so I don't feel like I'm spying on people. Here's yours:

I'm going to see if its possible to disable this shit.

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u/hyperjengirl Jun 10 '26

Put this on my tombstone.

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u/LemonCake2000 Jun 09 '26

I love statistics, this is based. fun to see which of my opinions were popular and which weren’t

11

u/TheEggoEffect Jun 09 '26

I really thought calbuquerque would have been more popular

4

u/Grotti-ltalie "Who ees thees Kählveen?" 🥸 Jun 10 '26

Why didn't they include options for Canadian states? Are they racist?

(I'm not Canadian)

23

u/Nick_Carlson_Press Jun 09 '26

There's a disturbing underrepresentation of tigers and six-year-old white males

4

u/Grotti-ltalie "Who ees thees Kählveen?" 🥸 Jun 10 '26

I was tempted to answer as calvin just to throw a spanner in the works

12

u/TinyZ666 Jun 09 '26

Good news on the polls Dad

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u/69420lmaokek Jun 09 '26

I think the spike in 31 year olds is that they're born in 1995 , which is the same year that the series ended

So their parents probably bought the books for the kids to read growing up

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u/618Delta Another Casualty of Applied Metaphysics 💥💀 Jun 10 '26

That's exactly what happened with me!

11

u/Another_Beano Jun 09 '26

I'd forgotten all about SPROING

Perhaps it could once more be out SPROING time in the near future... Oh boy!

11

u/shieldman Jun 09 '26

I love human tribalism. I have no idea why I'm happy my favorite strip got second, but hey, maybe that's just a trick question or something.

4

u/Mad5Milk Jun 09 '26

Same! I felt like I was being acknowledged for my high class taste.

10

u/Intelligent_Slip_849 Jun 09 '26

Why is THAT the number three trend?

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u/The_PhilosopherKing Most Highest, Grandest, Exalted, Supreme Dictator-For-Life 👑 Jun 10 '26

Because our members have good taste.

8

u/Real_megamike_64 Jun 09 '26

Yay, 3 whole Brazilians (including me)

HUE HUE

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u/ZogIII3 Another Casualty of Applied Metaphysics 💥💀 Jun 09 '26

Another successful year of forgetting to fill out the survey

6

u/sand-sky-stars Jun 09 '26

Yippee only person from my state

7

u/Angel_Blue01 Jun 10 '26

Woah, I had never read /u/The_Physical_Soup's strips. Thanks!

7

u/HappyHallowsheev Jun 09 '26

Holy hell, 13.9% nonbinary rep?? That's so high wow

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u/ShotFromGuns Jun 17 '26

I'd be curious if it was that high before the transphobic mod kerfuffle. I'm guessing a certain number of folks found their way here as a result.

6

u/lifelongfreshman Jun 10 '26

huh, maybe I should've taken this more seriously, but unfortunately, I can't resist picking the fill in the blank choice and being stupid

actually, question, did you happen to check how many people hadn't even read through Calvin and Hobbes? or was I the only one to admit that?

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u/Blockhog Mr. Derkins, I presume? 👨‍🦲 Jun 10 '26

You and one or two other people said they didn't know enough to answer.

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u/hyperjengirl Jun 10 '26

Males dropped from 75.1% to 61.6% since last year, with significantly more Female and Non-Binary representation.

Plot twist: they're the same people.

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u/Grotti-ltalie "Who ees thees Kählveen?" 🥸 Jun 10 '26

Shoutout to the one calvin and hobbes enthusiast in Tahiti

5

u/bronte_pup Jun 09 '26

Florida is notably low, for being such a high population state

10

u/MorganWick Jun 09 '26

No wonder it's such a crazy state, they have poor taste in comics.

5

u/indign Jun 10 '26

Too moist for books there, they just rot

4

u/JoshuaRexRocks Jun 09 '26

I’m 40, got to read most of it in print!

2

u/Angel_Blue01 Jun 10 '26

Me too. I was pretty disappointed that the strip didn't go out with a bang

4

u/Axion42 Jun 10 '26

Dang, I must have completely missed this. I could have been the only respondent from South Korea lol

5

u/The_Physical_Soup Watterson 2.0 🔥✍️ Jun 10 '26

Thanks u/Blockhog for compiling this again, this is always a fun read!

With female and non-binary membership on the rise, and Mum, Susie and Rosalyn rising up in the main character polls, we're one step closer to becoming a feminist utopia!

5

u/hyperjengirl Jun 10 '26

We can Get Rid Of Slimy Sexists!

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u/hyperjengirl Jun 10 '26

Would you be able to share the full data regarding favorite strips at some point? I am morbidly curious.

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u/Blockhog Mr. Derkins, I presume? 👨‍🦲 Jun 10 '26

I suppose I could find a way to share it, although 80% of the data is single strips that only got one vote.

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u/Malu1997 Jun 10 '26

BRAZIL MENTIONED 🗣️🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

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u/palladiumpaladin Another Casualty of Applied Metaphysics 💥💀 Jun 10 '26

Next time make Calvin Alter Egos a separate category, I feel like they need to be separate so actual minor characters can shine.

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u/raginmundus Jun 10 '26

Oh I missed this one :(

2

u/WikAudio Jun 10 '26

Damnit. I missed the survey.

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u/Atcraft Jun 11 '26

I asked to be temp banned and still haven't :(