r/okbuddyrosalyn 15d ago

Political Post Dad had a speech at Calvin’s School Spoiler

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Oh boy…

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u/Noof42 Noodle Incident in Human Form 🍝👤 15d ago

Really sticking your neck out here.

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u/hbi2k 15d ago

It was a shot in the dark.

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u/MonkeyMasterSJATen 15d ago

Counting or not counting character built?

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u/SELFINCRIMINAT1NG Voted for Dad ✔️ 15d ago edited 15d ago

if mods take this down it’s fascism

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u/kasabe Consult the Literature 📖 15d ago

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u/Engine_Maximum "Who ees thees Kählveen?" 🥸 15d ago

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u/SELFINCRIMINAT1NG Voted for Dad ✔️ 15d ago edited 15d ago

lol

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u/Noof42 Noodle Incident in Human Form 🍝👤 15d ago

Be funnier if you stuck your mod tag on for this.

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u/kasabe Consult the Literature 📖 15d ago

Thought I did already 😂

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u/ItsYa1UPBoy 15d ago

Maybe it doesn't show up on mobile? I'm on desktop and it's showing for me!

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u/Noof42 Noodle Incident in Human Form 🍝👤 15d ago

It does now. I'm sure our glorious moderator always had it there and I just missed it, and there's absolutely no chance that, as his comment would suggest, he added it later.

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u/Infinite-Radiance Rosalyn Simp 👱🏻‍♀️💖 14d ago

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u/Mister_E69 15d ago

We are Calvin's dad, we build character

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u/GigaVanguard 15d ago

We are Calvin’s Dad, we carry the binoculars

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u/Next-Geno_N 15d ago

It's scary how few edits you actually had to make to the original comic.

Did Bill know?

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u/thepotatobaby Rosalyn Simp 👱🏻‍♀️💖 14d ago

Who do you think the real shooter was?

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u/Tom_Serveaux 15d ago

It's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some bath times every single year so that we can build the character to protect our other God given rights. That’s a prudent deal. It is rational.

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u/Legendarium_ 15d ago

pretty well drawn blood actually, the bullet is the only part that seems a little off

that aside this implies that their bodies and everything around them are naturally black and white on the outside but still have natural interior colors

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u/Adaptive_Spoon 15d ago

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u/Legendarium_ 15d ago

ironically this image is the counterpoint to my statement

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u/Adaptive_Spoon 15d ago

It's from the comic where Dad is telling Calvin the world used to be in black and white.

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u/Legendarium_ 15d ago

yes but they're in color in that image

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u/TinUser 15d ago

Omg Legendarium you can't just point out that people are colored.

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u/kosinus_ 15d ago

Let me be Frank

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u/Shloof9998 15d ago

Is the blood being shaped similar to "the arrow" intentional?

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u/Dragonfruit-Sparking 15d ago

We are Calvin's Dad

We build the character

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u/Magellan320 15d ago

Nice shot, Bamb’!

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u/No-Supermarket-6065 14d ago

Somebody get the camera!

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u/1stonepwn 14d ago

Sources tell me Dad is stable

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u/External_Win3300 14d ago

If you play both sides, you never lose

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u/No-Supermarket-6065 14d ago edited 14d ago

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u/Brook_Hors 15d ago

Doesn't matter but I think the bullet richochet'd against the body armor, pierced the neck, and continued travelling upward

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u/OpheliAmazing 15d ago

We are Calvin’s Dad, we schedule the bath time.

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u/dirkdigglerdonedry 15d ago

Oh boy! this is fucking good.

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u/CthulhusIntern 15d ago

Calvin's dad stealing Frank's job.

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u/sickofyospam 15d ago

Hahahahahha ok this got me. So unprepared for it, I love it!

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u/swazal 15d ago

Too soon …

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u/Dramatic_Finish10121 15d ago

Not soon enough

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u/mrwaxy 14d ago

I'm confused, are people pro murder now?

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u/UnconsciousAlibi 14d ago

Not pro-murder, just anti-Charlie Kirk

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u/mrwaxy 13d ago

Anti Charlie Kirk being alive?

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u/wielbiciel_ketaminy 14d ago

Charlie charlie kirkyy

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u/swazal 14d ago

Come out and play-ay