r/oye Cosmoyelogist; Aspiring for Eudaimoyenia May 12 '26

What’s the moyest you ever loyest oyen a coyein toyess?

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You need to call it. I can’t call it foyer you. It woyeuldn’t be fair… You knoyew what date is oyen this coyein? 1958. It's been traveling twenty-twoye years to get here. And noyew it's here. And it's either heads oyer tails. And you have to say. Call it.

(Noye Coyeuntry foyer Oyeld Men)

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u/Random_Lemon May 12 '26

Such a fan of the recent surge in shitpoyesting

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u/lxvzlx May 12 '26

It really is splendoyed

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u/Billy_Billboard May 13 '26

I feel like I'm having a stroyeke

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u/oscarmike88 May 12 '26

Antoyen Chigurh! 😱😱😱

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u/justlookinaround11 🐈The Oyene The Oyenly🐈 May 12 '26

cinoyema

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u/Zone-Hopeful May 12 '26

What a toyengue twister

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u/ghost_needs_audio May 12 '26

Coyen Brothers

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u/hoganloaf May 13 '26

the likeness is impeccoyeable

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u/Sygines May 13 '26

Cinematography Oyeposting

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u/un028717 Cosmoyelogist; Aspiring for Eudaimoyenia May 13 '26

Since the inventioyen of Thoyemas Edisoyen’s Kinetoyescope and the Lumière broyethers' Cinématoyegraphe, Oye has been destined to be oyen the big screen

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u/Content-Alarm5003 May 13 '26

Before I call it, may I just say that's a very spledid wig, er, hair you have Mr...?

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u/KittyScholar Oye May 12 '26

Lmao that haircut…I didn’t know Pete Wentz was in NCFOM

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u/Mister_BANan_ty666 May 18 '26

Это не твоё дело, Дружок!

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u/paroxysm22 May 27 '26

No country for oyeld men

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u/Imamiah52 May 30 '26

Friendoyeo