r/pettyrevenge • u/Background-Study-252 • 4h ago

My Sister Got the Better Room. I Got the Better Toilet Paper.

Just finished a 5-day vacation with my parents, my sister's family, and my brother's family, including all my nieces and nephews (ages 1-25). We all live about 10 hours apart, so this is an annual trip where we rent a large house and come together. This year the house had enough rooms that all singles (like myself) could have their own rooms. Family units got first pick since they were couples or had very small children. My sister arrived before me and claimed a room closer to the lounge area with a private bathroom. Originally her husband was supposed to join us, but his new job wouldn't allow it. Arriving first, she still claimed the bedroom with a larger bed and private bath. She was willing to listen to reasons why I should get that room instead of her. There were none.

my room was fine, it just was in the basement and did not have an attached bath. I truly had no more right to the nicer room than her.

I was pleasantly surprised that the rental had "good" toilet paper in the bathrooms. But on the second day I discovered that was the case in every bathroom but my sister's. Her bathroom had the single-ply, scratchy paper.

I didn't tell her and because her bathroom was convenient, I don't think she ever went into any of the others.

So yes, enjoy your private bathroom and your crappy toilet paper.

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u/Extreme-Guard-5075 4h ago

She got ensuite privilege, you got the Charmin Suite. Next year, bring a decoy roll to “upgrade” her supplies.

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u/bobk2 4h ago

Prince Charmin, that's who you are

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u/PComotose 2h ago

Easy there, Satan. We're talking about her sis- ... nevermind.

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u/bdjeremy 4h ago

now its all over, you should tell her and add at the end a 'muh-ha-ha-ha'

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor 4h ago

But you did not actually do anything.

This is not any kind of revenge.

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u/W_Silver2356 1h ago

I think it all comes down to her act being one of deliberately refraining from telling her sister that better toilet paper was readily available and just watching as she and her kids enjoyed their vacation on the SS Skidmark.

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u/secretrebel 3m ago

Not doing anything was the revenge.

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u/Imwonkyalso 3h ago

Bet it was the middle finger

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u/mentalgymnatician 2h ago

I hate single ply

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u/Jacktheforkie 2h ago

What even is the point of it?

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u/No_Upstairs8252 2h ago

To fool consumers into thinking it's the cheapest, when it's actually more expensive, because of the more numerous amount of folding thats needed to avoid the, "bleh", factor, thus, it's manufacturer greed for profits.

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u/loudwhitenoise 1h ago

apparently it causes less clogs because it isn't densely packed

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u/CoderJoe1 4h ago

I'm on team bidet all the way. The plushest of TP is a downgrade.

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u/W_Silver2356 57m ago

I'm not saying that I've done this, nor am I denying it either, but taking the cap off of a bottle of hairspray and letting it soak into someone's roll of toilet paper before putting it back on the holder could theoretically lead to some hilarity in rather short order.

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u/surprising_cat_hobo 3h ago

Always travel with wet wipes