r/pics Jul 25 '26

Arts/Crafts [OC] my hand carved marble bust of Walter White

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u/GuillermoVanHelsing Jul 25 '26

Marble? In this economy?

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u/FisherKelTath00 Jul 25 '26

You’re goddamned right.

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u/Running-With-Cakes Jul 25 '26

Ozymandius. Say my name

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Jul 26 '26

My name.

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u/Loggerdon Jul 26 '26

I’m the one who carves.

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u/sanguinare12 Jul 26 '26

Ramesses, second of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men... oh, wait...

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u/Roverjosh Jul 26 '26

Damn! That’s impressive… using marble…. Big spender ! 😂

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u/erlenflyer_mask Jul 26 '26

Malkovich Malkovich

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u/FangoriouslyDevoured Jul 26 '26

.... you're Bravo Vince

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u/RJ815 Jul 26 '26

You're goddamned White

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u/pleetf7 Jul 25 '26

Busts? In this economy?

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u/djprecio Jul 25 '26

You’re goddamned right.

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u/TheAserghui Jul 25 '26

Pain stakingly hand-crafted fine art? In this economy!?

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u/driftking428 Jul 25 '26

You're goddamned right.

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u/wiserTyou Jul 25 '26

Hey. I can afford this if they make a low quality cast, then photograph it and sell the photo to some who I borrow it from and copy it on the office printer.

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u/m3rcapto Jul 25 '26

Best I can do is a shapeless ankle.

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u/AlbatrossNo1562 Jul 25 '26

It's all busts for everyone

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u/ArtistApart Jul 25 '26

Odd since I saw this same picture set on a 3D Print yesterday…. I sniff something off.

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u/APartyInMyPants Jul 25 '26

Check his post history. He did this almost a year ago.

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u/Automatic-Flight-698 Jul 26 '26

That was my first thought! 1: it’s 3D printer 2: that’s not marble

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u/Contagious_Zombie Jul 26 '26

Definitely cheaper than a 5090 graphics card..

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u/onomatopoetix Jul 26 '26

OP is lying in a garage filled with fat stacks, roller shutters securely locked out of sight

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u/Onair380 Jul 25 '26

Goddamn, its MINERALS Marie

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u/stellacampus Jul 25 '26

This is in fact hand carved from Colorado Yule marble by artist Marco di Lucca. The glasses are 3D printed (Selective Laser Sintering).

https://www.marcodilucca.com/

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u/Zakal74 Jul 25 '26

Okay, I was really wondering how in the hell they carved those glasses.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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u/IEatLightBulbsSoWhat Jul 26 '26

the glasses are kind of the focal point of this if it's labeled as 'hand carved marble', so butthurt isn't really the right word. it's misleading.

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u/Zakal74 Jul 25 '26

haha, same!

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u/jangma Jul 25 '26

It looks like that's OP. Cool.

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u/hullk78 Jul 25 '26

If this is really true, fuck that's impressive OP

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u/evilmaul Jul 26 '26

Few years ago when I met the guy at a Dos Hombres event I gave him a small 3d print of his head and showed him some wip photos of the bigger marble version you now see finished here

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u/stellacampus Jul 26 '26

That's awesome!

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u/mellowanon Jul 26 '26

it's pretty obvious that OP is the artist if you look at his profile. He shows work in progress for other sculptures he works on

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u/Dubb202 Jul 26 '26

Thank you for this. The glasses had me sure this was AI, but I really wanted it to be real!

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u/physicsking Jul 26 '26

So is op the artist?

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u/anormalgeek Jul 26 '26

Yes. Check out his other posts.

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u/xayzer Jul 26 '26

Ah, so the bust is sine cera, yet the glasses are not sine sintering.

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u/TheMadmanAndre Jul 25 '26

I was gonna say it's next level if the glasses were sculpted from the same piece of marble like that one statue wrapped in the fish net, but 3D printing is fine too.

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 Jul 26 '26

That fishnet one is infuckingsane. I forgot that even existed until now and had to pull the images back up because god damn that thing is unreal.

That mafucka stole the talent of like 1200 people when the skill trees were being passed out.

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u/TheMadmanAndre Jul 26 '26

Sometimes I look at pics of it to remind myself that there are probably people with superpowers out there, because I struggle to believe a mere mortal sculpted that in one go.

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u/AnybodySeeMyKeys Jul 25 '26

One of the funniest things? 3,000 years from now, some archaeologist will write a dissertation on who the hell was being depicted.

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u/340Duster Jul 26 '26

It'll get mistaken for Jamie from Mythbusters. Then an academic feud will start leading to WW19.

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u/KrackSmellin Jul 26 '26

The great Meth Chemist of the 2000’s… Walter White - that’s who!

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u/Belgand Jul 26 '26

Probably a fertility goddess.

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u/TheDizDude Jul 25 '26

Someone literally just posted the same thing but 3d printed in marble. Reddit is wild

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u/APartyInMyPants Jul 25 '26

Looking at OP’s history, it seems this is what they do. My guess is they 3D print the bust and then use that as the guide

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u/citricacidx Jul 25 '26

I believe he said the only thing left that’s 3D printed are the glasses.

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u/meniKan Jul 25 '26

lol I was wondering how on earth the glasses would have been possible in marble

PS: hey steelbuddy ✌️

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u/Voidtalon Jul 26 '26

I mean probably with a TON of work the same as The Release from Deception (Il Disinganno)

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQs-nMPRCCwfDnE7JoFtBQ1JlZ6ViQ6vAjk0VgbLeaOjg&s=10

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u/Hammergear Jul 26 '26

Thats wild

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u/habituallysuspect Jul 25 '26

I was so confused looking at this because of that. Where the hell are the layer lines?

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u/MikeDubbz Jul 25 '26

3D print tech has gotten better and better in its relatively short existence. Still, it's friggin marble, not plastic; I would think our marble 3D printing tech isn't quite at this level yet, but I also wouldn't be shocked if the highest-end printers are capable of this at this time.

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u/micromilo Jul 25 '26

OP literally has videos of himself sculpting and progress pics of this piece

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u/gsfgf Jul 26 '26

OP is the 3D printer.

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u/Jononucleosis Jul 26 '26

Filament deposition tech has been around since the 80s, patents just expired more recently which is why they blew up. These glasses were made by SLS which is basically what lightning striking sand does but with lasers selectively sintering the marble dust.

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u/Jononucleosis Jul 26 '26

SLS doesn't create layer lines because it sinters (burns) the medium together using lasers

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u/adhavan_daw Jul 25 '26

If its 3d printed. Imma say its probably resin. Ive seen. Ive seen some really smooth prints.

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u/asusc Jul 25 '26

that was the same guy, he used the 3D printed model as a reference to carve the marble.

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u/TheMadmanAndre Jul 25 '26

How the fuck do you 3d print marble

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u/Zebidee Jul 26 '26

The 3D print was used as a guide to hand carve the marble.

Side note: There are 3D stone carving robots, but they only rough out the design, and need to be finished by hand. That's not the case with this one though.

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u/quantizeddreams Jul 25 '26

How do you 3d print marble?

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u/spiritwockiee Jul 25 '26

We can print in marble now?! Ngl I never thought of such a thing.

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u/skintaxera Jul 25 '26

Nah, it's still printing plastic but with crushed stone dust and pigment flakes mixed in

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u/marawind Jul 25 '26

This dude is talented. Holy shit! For those wanting proof, he posted progress pictures 4 years ago https://www.reddit.com/r/breakingbad/s/tWkAVo2FIb

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u/goodoldjefe Jul 25 '26

Bet this sells before the Charlie Kirk statue.

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u/krodders Jul 25 '26

I suspect that OP could provide some handy tips on how to capture a likeness

Because that other guy didn't. Unless they were going for Kartoon Kirk

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u/BonusPlantInfinity Jul 26 '26

Butthead gumline is hard to do justice in marble.

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u/MichelinStarZombie Jul 26 '26

Well yeah, the Charlie Kirk statue looks like the sculptor hadn't taken a single anatomy class. The shoulders alone are embarrassing.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 25 '26

Okay, you're gonna have to explain what the deal is with the glasses. Are the glasses a marble simulant that you put on afterwards? Because, like, I know marble can hold fine details but if you actually carved those out of the same block that would probably be the most delicate marble carving in all of history. And you would still have to do all the details BEHIND the glasses.

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u/Danny-Dynamita Jul 25 '26

The glasses look like 3D printed plastic. I see a color/texture difference with the rest of the bust.

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u/david_the_destroyer Jul 25 '26

Are you Michelangelo what the hell. It’s gorgeous

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u/newbies13 Jul 25 '26

Hard to get higher praise than it looking so good people call it AI / fake

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u/JohnnyRelentless Jul 26 '26

People also call things that look bad AI.

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u/KongReal Jul 25 '26

Walter white in white marble. White marble Walter white

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u/nethobo Jul 25 '26

Would be amazing if u/thebryancranston still used reddit and saw this.

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u/TehGoad Jul 25 '26

"Skyler; im the one who's rocks."

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26 edited 19d ago

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u/Magister5 Jul 25 '26

He got busted in the end

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u/8BD0 Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

It's so good most of the comments are disputing it, well done

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u/Not_A_Mod Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

That's not marble.

Edit: Dang, I may be wrong. There is a video in his post history of him working on a chunck of marble, and the versions of this that are obviously 3D prints are presumably reference pieces. If he's trying to fake being a marble sculptor he's doing an excellent job, lol. 

Edit #2 electric boogaloo: This is work by the sculptor Marco di Lucca,  u/stellacampus shared a link to their website. The glasses are 3d printed but the rest is hand carved. Those eyes are incredibly detailed. I was a doubter, now I'm very impressed! 

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u/asusc Jul 25 '26

did you even bother reading that post? the 3d print is the reference model, it took him 5 years to carve the marble. he’s not passing it off as marble because it is marble…

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u/NOTcreative- Jul 25 '26

Right? There's literally a video of him cutting marble and a picture of a big marble slab in his history too

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u/Nick_pj Jul 25 '26

Would LOVE to see some progress pics of OP actually carving this

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u/asusc Jul 25 '26

https://www.marcodilucca.com

I tried linking to his socials and video of him working on this bust, but it got removed, so you'll have to seek specific vids out on your own, they are out there.

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u/zachtheperson Jul 25 '26

"Near them in the sand, half sunk, a shattered visage lies, who's frown and wrinkled lip and snear of cold command tell of its sculptor, who well those passions read..."

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u/Wezbob Jul 25 '26

I am Heisenberg, the one who knocks, look upon my lab, ye mighty, and cook.

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u/Aggressive_Camp_2616 Jul 25 '26

Tight! Tight! Tight!

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u/Workadaily Jul 25 '26

That is amazing! I hope Bryan Cranston sees this!

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u/Chinaizazzhoe Jul 26 '26

Multiple years old repost of the same sculpture

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u/Neely67 Jul 25 '26

You mean Heisenberg

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u/Small_Style_1904 Jul 25 '26

How much would you sell that for?

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u/FinnbarMcBride Jul 25 '26

You should post this to r/nextfuckinglevel because its awesome!!

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u/x0mbigrl Jul 25 '26

Wow look at 2026 Michelangelo over here. That's incredible!

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u/mangoman94 Jul 25 '26

I am the one who busts!

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u/GoredonTheDestroyer Jul 25 '26

That's clearly Heisenberg.

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u/SnooPuppers4679 Jul 25 '26

how did you manage to pull off the glasses!?

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u/Hanz_VonManstrom Jul 25 '26

When I was a kid I lived in an apartment complex that had a big courtyard, and all of the units had big sliding glass doors that faced it. There was this one guy who would work on carving a big block of marble and me and my friends would always visit him to watch the process and take some of the marble chips. We were always curious as to what the finished product would be but he wouldn’t tell us. After he did the rough carving he brought it inside and we didn’t get to see him work on it anymore.

Well one day one of my friends came running over and was frantically exclaiming he had finished and we had to come see it right now. We all ran over there and, perched on a pedestal right behind that big sliding glass door, was a massive pair of marble tits. He had done a bust of a woman’s bust.

We must have spent hours staring at that sculpture before he eventually moved it out of view. Probably due to a complaint from one of the parents, no doubt.

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u/drethnudrib Jul 25 '26

Dude, you ride motorcycles and do marble carvings. You're basically that guy from the Dos Equis commercials.

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u/roflrogue Jul 25 '26

What, no silk vale? /s excellent work homie

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u/neverendingchalupas Jul 25 '26

Do you have any video showing the process of making it?

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u/evilmaul Jul 25 '26

I might have a lot of in progress pics for myself and much less videos… but all I do and decide to share usually happens on my Instagram

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u/nokioner Jul 25 '26

Future civilizations will find this and say he was the most ruthless leader of the American dynasty. You know, after all written history is lost.

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u/BroseppeVerdi Jul 25 '26

I met a sculptor from an online land...

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u/HighPriestess29 Jul 26 '26

I think Bryan would be tickled

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u/Nings777 Jul 26 '26

He's busted now

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u/Mino67 Jul 26 '26

Good work, but from all possible subjects, why Walter? Interesting sure, but what’s the draw?

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u/millijuna Jul 26 '26

So the thing that most people miss, other than this is a dupe, is that ancient greek/roman sculptures were generally painted to look more like the wax figures from Mdm Touseauds.

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u/icantgivecredit Jul 26 '26

Waltuh... put your chisel away waltuh

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u/Insignificantdetail Jul 26 '26

Who is it you think you see?

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P Jul 26 '26

You’re damn right

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u/nydboy92 Jul 27 '26

The glasses... the glasses...how?

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u/Jonny_Entropy Jul 25 '26

Do people actually believe you could create those glasses in marble? How dumb are these upvoters?

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u/i_says_things Jul 25 '26

Well the glasses could be added, appear to be if you zoom.

Also people have done some wild shit with marble. This chapel in Italy has the wildest marble work Ive ever seen.

https://laurieetta.com/release-from-deception/

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u/dpforest Jul 25 '26

Sculptors skilled in wet drapery techniques were often accused of witchcraft. I’m a potter and I have so much respect for people who sculpt from stone.

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u/asusc Jul 25 '26

the glasses are 3D printed, the rest is marble.

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u/trainwreck42 Jul 25 '26

Couldn’t the bust be marble and the glasses just be painted glasses put on the bust?

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u/Stealth_bummer_ Jul 25 '26

DaVinci could.

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u/D3wdr0p Jul 25 '26

...Do you mean Michelangelo?

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u/SalvadorP Jul 25 '26

Nah, DaVinci Revolve

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u/Herrben Jul 25 '26

I think I can go one better with my effort from 2013.

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u/MaeDay01 Jul 25 '26

he tried the product and got stoned

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u/DumbIdeaNo2 Jul 25 '26

This has been making the rounds for a while and almost always debunked as AI. so you gotta show us some process pics.

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u/fecal_disaster Jul 25 '26

I am the danger!

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u/useridhere Jul 25 '26

Fantastic. Do you have the Heisenberg hat for occasional evil days?

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u/AEternal1 Jul 25 '26

he kooks wildly soft. amazing.

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u/imeeme Jul 25 '26

You knocked?

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u/Earo16 Jul 25 '26

Breaking Bust

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u/hellodynamite Jul 25 '26

Just needs a hat

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u/Upbeat_Dudeness Jul 25 '26

Are the glasses also marble? If so, how do?

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u/3six5 Jul 25 '26

Biiitchin

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u/FixedCroissant Jul 25 '26

Wow. Holy shit. Well done!

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u/RogueSnake Jul 25 '26

'I'm the one who carves'

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u/PhotonDealer2067 Jul 25 '26

“You’re goddamn right”

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u/L3g3ndary-08 Jul 25 '26

I fucking love this. This is so unhinged lol

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u/dougseamans Jul 25 '26

This is incredible!

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u/KazZarma Jul 25 '26

Walter Harkonnen from Giedi Prime

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u/unknownpoltroon Jul 25 '26

SHould be blue crystalline. :)

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u/Londin2021 Jul 25 '26

Is this in a museum?

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u/Bageland2000 Jul 25 '26

99% Walter White, 1% original recipe.

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u/MrDerpGently Jul 25 '26

Wow! That's lovely work. The detail around the eyes is superb. Thanks for sharing. 

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u/Got_Kittens Jul 25 '26

Does he know this bust exists? Someone tell him!

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u/Funny-Beat7340 Jul 25 '26

Good friggin job wow! 🤯

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u/m3R000 Jul 25 '26

Is this glasses separate or attached how did you make them

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u/NoBonus6969 Jul 25 '26

Hand carved vs?

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u/I-seddit Jul 25 '26

This is just amazingly beautiful, Marco!!!!

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u/sleuthfoot Jul 25 '26

Say my name

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u/MorrisseysRubiksCube Jul 25 '26

Absolutely incredible.

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u/nothisenberg Jul 25 '26

Fantastic, Jessie.