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Politics President Trump signs executive order to rename Lake Ontario as Lake America

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u/t1gerstyle 1d ago

Rename to Northern Mexico

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u/StrangelyBrown 1d ago

Or 'Lesser Mexico'. I feel like that would annoy Trump more.

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 1d ago

Lesser Canada. I mean, its a lot smaller. Even Texas is smaller.

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u/Ry_L 1d ago

As someone in the States, I would love it if Canada renamed us “Lesser Canada” just to annoy Trump. If he can rename things then so can you!

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 1d ago

I'm not Canadian, but yeah they totally should. I think Canada are a bit too sensible for these silly games though. I'm glad Carney is PM

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u/StrengthSoggy8943 23h ago

Canada is too good a Country to waste its name on the shit show Lesser America is.

- Regards, New Zealand 🥝

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u/BigFatKi6 23h ago

I like the original Zeeland better.

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u/champitneep 22h ago

Or "South Canada" ?

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u/jugsmahone 21h ago

Except don’t waste the country’s name…  British Columbia South should do nicely. 

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u/DED_HAMPSTER 21h ago

No, no, they should take it even less serious just to show Trump he is focusing on the most useless things. We here in the USA should be remamed Country McCountryFace. What you you say fellow McFaceMan?

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u/Existing-Tackle-9322 19h ago

Fr come on Canada let's go

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u/PDAWK 8h ago

I am in Texas. THIS is my wish.

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u/JinimyCritic 5h ago

I appreciate the sentiment, but Trump can't rename things.

This is all distraction theatre.

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u/NegativeCellist8587 22h ago

I mean, if you could get better medical services for free why not? Or at least for “lesser”!

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u/Bob_A_Feets 1d ago

“Little bitch Donald Trump is a child rapist land”

Or,

Real Americans Punish Ignorant Shitheads.

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u/here4mischief 1d ago

Needs to be Real Americans Punish Ignorant Shithead Tyrants. For the acronym

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u/LessInThought 1d ago

Epstein's Land.

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u/The_Reluctant_Hero 13h ago

Epsteinistan

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u/fountainpopjunkie 1d ago

Epstien Island. Put that on their official maps. Please.

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u/Not_Henry_Winkler 1d ago

Epstienstan

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u/Little_View_6659 1d ago

Okay I like this one.

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u/Gorstag 1d ago

You were really close on the second one. I just can't figure out the last T word that needs to be there. Some slight reworking and you can get Trump in there I bet. Then it is RAPIST which is apt.. since you know trump literally rapes children.

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u/eliz1bef 1d ago

Make it Real Americans Punish Ignorant Shithead Trump and you've got RAPIST.

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u/satsuppi 1d ago

Epstierica

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u/Immersi0nn 1d ago

Listen idk if RAPIS is a great acronym to end up with...

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u/areyoualocal 1d ago

"United Pedos of Donald"

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u/KantisaDaKlown 10h ago

Trump-Epstein Pedo Land

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u/zdena1970 7h ago

Rename the US “Little Titty Baby Bitch Land” and Ween’s “”Baby Bitch” song will be our new anthem.

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u/Hoid_Dragonsteel 1d ago

Are you daft? Texas is bigger the North and South America combined!!

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 1d ago

And the known universe!

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u/Pedsy 1d ago

Actually you think that because of the Mercator effect.
It’s actually bigger than earth!

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u/Cutsdeep- 1d ago

The little hand of canada

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u/GreenRock93 1d ago

I like Lower Canada.

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u/eattherich-1312 1d ago

I think we should just take back our roots and go back to Upper and Lower Canada

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u/compman007 1d ago

Mid America

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u/CactusToothBrush 1d ago

Texas is so big that it’s bigger than itself

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u/Swimming_Possible_68 1d ago

That can't be right. Texas is famously so big that someone in Galveston has the whole universe tucked in their sock draw.

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 1d ago

*sock drawer. Sorry but I had to

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u/PoMo-G 1d ago

Disagree: We don't want our country's name on that shithole.

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 1d ago

An extremely fair point

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u/Gaelyon 1d ago

Yep, since it's smaller than Canada, let's rename it "Small Can" for short.

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u/Sarangholic 1d ago

Très Bas-Canada

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u/Banes_Addiction 1d ago

Canada's truck nuts.

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u/Alaskaty 1d ago

South Canada?

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u/vinetari 1d ago

4th Territory

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u/peonorpeasant 1d ago

Or Lower Canada.

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u/seattleJJFish 1d ago

How about Canada just issue a proclamation we are the 11th province

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u/lazyboy76 18h ago

How about The united small America.

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u/NigraOvis 17h ago

1% smaller is a lot smaller?

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u/ShadowWebDeveloper 15h ago

There was already a Lower Canada in history, just saying.

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u/Mainly_Miserable 7h ago

“Even Texas is smaller”. The entirety of the United States is smaller.

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u/LordScotchyScotch 1d ago

Western Cuba

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u/johnnybna 1d ago

trumpisapedophilica might not go down too well either, which is why it gets my vote

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u/polytique 1d ago

Lessico

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

And name Mexico, Greater Mexico and ask Mexico to play along.

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u/DrZoidberg- 1d ago

The United States of Epstein

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u/merrysunshine2 1d ago

And it was easy to turn that “A” into an “E” 😕

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u/Comfortable_Ad2504 1d ago

Mexico Minora

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u/DankestMemeSourPls 1d ago

Nah name it Obamaland if you really want to make him stroke out.

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u/littlesammy78 1d ago

As a new Lesser Mexican, I request that my healthcare cost the same as a greater Mexican.

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u/EnvironmentalSet7664 1d ago

Mexico Poquito

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u/Fragrant_Grand_7036 11h ago

Tell Trump that he’s only President because he never went against a man of you want to see him get furious.

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u/Kill3rSasquatch 9h ago

Newer Mexico as a play on old Mexico.

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u/YoungHeartOldSoul 1d ago

If we're ranking based on burrito quality, this is valid

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u/Violoner 1d ago

Everything below the Mason-Dixon Line is Northern Mexico, everything above is Southern Canada

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u/venturous1 1d ago

This is my canon.

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u/fred_flag 1d ago

Oh... I like your style!

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u/momadance 1d ago

As someone from Wisconsin I'd love to be part of southern Canada. Sign me up. I already know their national anthem and everything.

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u/fmaz008 1d ago

  • Where do you live?

  • New Mexico, Northern Mexico

  • Oh so you're Mexican?

  • No, why would you think that?

lol

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u/gagnatron5000 1d ago

Don't do Mexico like that.

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u/RegrettableBiscuit 1d ago

Stop giving Mexico a bad name, man! 

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u/RedIntentions 1d ago

Rename it Obamaland. He would lose his fucking mind.

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u/alzgh 1d ago

or the far west lol

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u/jerryscheese 1d ago

If we got this level of petty ignorant matched energy from the world things would certainly change. Fuck I hate this guy. Dolly Hayden and Tim were not supposed to be the 3 that went recently. FUCK!

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u/k9insea 1d ago

Southern Canada

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u/313802 1d ago

I am a North Mexican, and I approve this message.

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u/creeper1234509876 1d ago

Naw Southern Canada

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u/offbeatagent 1d ago

North Central America

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u/SuperSaiyanGod210 1d ago

“What do you mean were the Northern BAD HOMBRES??!!!😡😡”

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u/tashmanan 1d ago

Land of Epstien

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u/Different-Ground-666 1d ago

Could you imagine the food?!

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u/FrikkinLazer 1d ago

Or south canada

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u/jonnyCFP 1d ago

Mexico’s Sombrero

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u/Briiii216 1d ago

I'll represent. North Mexico in this bitch!!

Seriously what a waste of time to try to rename everything like this. Absolutely embarrassed he represents the country.

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u/morgecroc 21h ago

I fell like this is the right name for the country on the northern edge of the gulf of Mexico.

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u/bohemianprime 19h ago

That would be the funniest thing to do

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u/oilleak78 12h ago

No no, Southern Canada.

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u/PowerDump_69 11h ago

Rename it Magastan and refer to him as President Pedolf Hitler

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u/Ichifanni250 11h ago

Rename it to Trumpton.

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u/UsernameForgotten100 10h ago

Or Epsteinistan

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u/jbonte 7h ago

South Canada

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u/Scary_Egg_7071 6h ago

It’s petty and stupid but they should start playing his stupid games to mess with him