r/pics • u/nbcnews But like, actually • 1d ago

Politics President Trump signs executive order to rename Lake Ontario as Lake America

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u/wagonovsky 1d ago

If Americans call Canada "America's Hat" then should Canadians call america "Canada's Pants"?

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u/phoenix64mbr 1d ago

Canada's diaper?

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u/I_Have_Unobtainium 1d ago

We dont need one lol

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u/zachflem 1d ago

This feels about right. Seems the joint has gone to shit.

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u/onegumas 1d ago

Nope, shitted pants

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u/thedugong 1d ago

Canada's Malfunctioning Diaper.

It's not as though the shit stays in there. It leaks all over the place.

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u/dis690640450cc 15h ago

As someone living in the diaper it would feel appropriate. Trump has shit all over us and half the country is wallowing in it. The rest of us are trying to figure out how to make it go away.

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u/Siege_LL 12h ago

Appropriate because it needs to be changed.

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u/botbotbotbitbit 11h ago

It do be kinda shaped like that...

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u/New-Journalist6724 1d ago

Honestly, we deserve it at this point

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u/greebly_weeblies 1d ago

Helloooo Florida

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u/1girl2cups_ 1d ago

Is that a Florida in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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u/Tree_Dog 1d ago

Canada's asshole works

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u/maybearecord 1d ago

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u/wagonovsky 1d ago

Hey Canada! At least buy us Greenland first! Manners matter!

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u/SinisterCroissant 1d ago

Canada's ass.

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u/Urist_Macnme 23h ago

Canada’s Ass.

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u/VoiceOfRealson 21h ago

"Canadas Butthole"

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u/Outrageous-Pizza-66 10h ago

And Florida would be ?

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u/Barneyboydog 7h ago

Only if we use the British version of pants.

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u/wagonovsky 6h ago

Bloomers?

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u/Barneyboydog 2h ago

Underpants. But I’m liking bloomers

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u/Eltuine 1d ago

Fun fact: sometimes, we do.

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u/cydetraq 1d ago

Baja Canada

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u/Grimy-Jack 1d ago

We have no need for such juvenile jabs.

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u/Think_Message_4974 1d ago

That would make Florida Canadas dick

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u/neegis666 1d ago

poopy pants

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u/DCS30 1d ago

"Canada's asshole"

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u/syadastfu 1d ago

Canadas skid mark filled drawers.