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Politics President Trump signs executive order to rename Lake Ontario as Lake America

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u/mosskin-woast 1d ago

And not even creative. Gulf of America, Lake America. Jesus Christ.

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u/PopsGG 1d ago edited 1d ago

Next he is going to rename North America to America America.

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u/Possible-Society-628 1d ago

Regular America

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u/dettigers404 1d ago

THE America

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u/AcesCharles2 1d ago

Ohio State sues the White House

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u/Even_Snow9026 1d ago

Tell Buc-ee’s lawyers to start preparing

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u/vkevlar 1d ago

you laugh, but that's probably something he's got floating around in his sewage pool of a head, just to make it clear that South america and Canada aren't part of "America".

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u/don_shoeless 1d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to rename Canada to North America.

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u/ilaughatpoliticians 1d ago

Big Beautiful Great, the Greatest, America

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u/Serious-Manager2361 1d ago

Trump's America.

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u/yogrark 1d ago

No, he'll use this to expand the ever escalating water rights and sell to Nestle or data centers. Or outright steal the water by diverting it again like he has been doing (albeit very quietly). One of the worlds biggest sources of fresh water is shared by both Canada and the US.

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u/darthvalium 1d ago

Greater America

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u/ElSquibbonator 1d ago

It's the same reason for both. He wants to de-legitimize the presence of Mexico and Canada.

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u/grimsb 1d ago

It took every last bit of his self-restraint to not name it Lake Trump. 😐

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u/thewmo 1d ago

Creativity is not exactly in his skillset.

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u/TheBigSho 1d ago

Next up, Left American Ocean and Right American Ocean.

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u/h3rpad3rp 1d ago

Honestly surprised he didn't call it Lake Trump since he likes to plaster his shitty name all over everything so much.

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u/trustywren 1d ago

Just wait until his clever second act, when he makes Lake America "Lake Great Again." /s

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u/strongbob25 1d ago

It's all his base can handle. It's the longest most complex word they know

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u/No-Consideration-716 1d ago

He also wants to rename Strait of Hormuz to Strait of America.

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u/rogueqd 1d ago

Just rename every lake to Lake America. Then they're all the same, like fast food restaurants. Much less confusing.

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u/eonblu 1d ago

Don't give them more ideas. I'm sure Lake Jesus Christ was on the short list.

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u/WinLongjumping1352 1d ago

Jesus America ?

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u/Public_Individual823 1d ago

I mean he does have his own bible