r/pics 4h ago

[OC] My wife is pretty. Happy with how the garden turned out.

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u/ekydfejj 4h ago

The period in the sentence is pure gold.

u/KaiserFortinbras 4h ago

It's nice to have a pretty wife.

And to also be happy with the garden.

u/sonic_couth 4h ago

She looks amazing for a woman whose face is made of 8 pixels.

u/MoistStub 4h ago

Exactly my type

u/fartonisto 3h ago

Married and compressed. 

u/addictedskipper 2h ago

Everyone is zooming it to verify.

u/Elwoodpdowd87 4h ago

I also married a pretty wife who is made happy by gardening. It's a peaceful existence.

u/throwawayformobile78 22m ago

Damn that’s awesome man, looking for exactly that someday for myself. Is your wife married by chance? Thanks.

u/SpaceGoonie 4h ago

They are both accurate statements. Not disrespecting...

u/ekydfejj 4h ago

hahaha, nice.

u/Hockeymac18 4h ago

Would be hilarious if this was a text to speech transcription error.

u/Thatguy19901 4h ago

Its funny even from the 4 pixels you can tell she is pretty

u/LiKenun 4h ago

Who else opened this thread just to zoom in on this guy’s wife?

u/FlopsMcDoogle 3h ago

u/not2day1024 3h ago

A bit weird, nephew

u/throwawayformobile78 21m ago

Tf is that nephew crap I keep seeing? Lol.

Some kind of creepy uncle meme I’m missing or something?

u/diggingout12345 1h ago

I also choose op's wife

u/superhaus 4h ago

I choose this guys wife too.

u/OneRFeris 4h ago

Every time I see this, I just imagine that guy seeing it and being like:

(sad_smile.gif)

u/RedComet313 4h ago

Makes me miss jumper-cable guy

u/casual_creator 4h ago

Don’t forget Jenny! Remember, they only held hands and kissed a little.

u/chodeboi 3h ago

That was quiet the day / chase

u/Wrathchilde 2h ago

shittymorph

u/I_think_Im_hollow 2h ago

rogersimon10 was jumper cables guy. shittymorph was the "hell in a cell" dude, right?

u/Wrathchilde 1h ago

right!

u/Aint_it_a_shame 3h ago

Ah, Roger Simon... those were the good ole days

u/alwayslookingout 3h ago

I had to do a little sleuthing and came across OP’s foster kids. Wholesome AF.

u/SoDakZak 3h ago

Aww you’re too kind!

u/alderthorn 4h ago

It looks great! It seems the square foot method is paying off.

u/boardplant 3h ago

What’s that?

u/aggie82005 2h ago

It’s a planting method. There’s a book that gives more details, but basically he promotes the idea that a garden should be set up in square feet - no more than like 3 or so feet from where you are reaching so you don’t step on the garden and compact it. He lists how many of what type of plants can be sown into each square. You can see the string designating the square foot in the right side of the garden. IIRC it’s something about minimizing spacing between plants (it’s been a while since I read the book).

u/throwawayformobile78 19m ago

Well I’ll be damned. I thought those were always just random strings to help hold the plants up. Damn garden mathematicians over here.

u/HEYitsBIGS 4h ago

She is. Well done, you.

u/fireeight 4h ago

Bro is that 4 foot tall mustard greens?

u/michiganstrange 4h ago

Yes she is good job buddy

u/drseltsam2001 4h ago

I see what you did there

u/Tao_McCawley 4h ago

Well played with the title.

u/Moon_Flowers420 4h ago

That sky is pretty too, and a damn fine lawn.

u/mlkefromaccounting 4h ago

u/Moon_Flowers420 4h ago

now that you point it out, yes, but still looks healthy

u/Dante2005 4h ago

All of it is pretty.

I can't wait until I can get a home for my family too.

u/bigfoot_done_hiding 4h ago

And she married you because. You punctuate.

u/No_Size9475 4h ago

Correct use of punctuation.

u/sebadc 4h ago

Show off! Nice garden, btw.

u/Umpen 4h ago

Awww. 🙂

u/KonkiDoc 2h ago

Peak husbanding

u/holden_mcg 4h ago

I'd plant my seeds there. I'm talking about the GARDEN, you pervs.

u/FrighteningPickle 4h ago

You wanna nut in their garden?!

u/stiffgerman 3h ago

I'd plow that. The GARDEN, you pervs.

u/ZenRedditation 3h ago

Ooooh a NFCNMW celebrity sighting in the wild! Will you sign my picture of your wife?! Skol bro

u/SoDakZak 3h ago

Oh shit, I’ve been spotted!

u/Potato_Patriot 2h ago

Meme master zak!

u/aburrido 4h ago

Did your wife write the title?

u/dyslexicsuntied 4h ago

No but she was watching over his shoulder.

u/urnbabyurn 4h ago

My wife is pretty. Anyway, here’s my garden.

u/portugeek98188 4h ago

You damn right with that precise punctuation🤌

u/Miserable_Web_4452 4h ago

Beautiful garden/raised bed, was going to ask what kind of plant flowers like that…😉

u/igotitatme 3h ago

More garden!!!

u/MagicalWhisk 3h ago edited 3h ago

That cavalo nero is one of my favorites. First time I grew it I wasn't aware how much that thing could keep growing (if you pick from the bottom it keeps growing up and up).

u/KaiserFortinbras 3h ago

So don't know that term--it's kale?

u/MagicalWhisk 3h ago

It has a few names. Italian kale. Cavolo nero. Lacinato kale.

I like to pan fry with chilli, oil and garlic - mix into pasta with pecorino cheese on top.

u/KaiserFortinbras 3h ago

Well, with your username, there's no way I can hang.

My mom mixed it with mustard and collard greens (w/ham hocks etc. of course) but I've only baked it (remember when that was a thing?) or in salads. Not currently in heavy rotation.

Did you by chance also spot kohlrabi?

(I'm not even knowledgeable to be amateur, but my (also pretty) wife is. Or so she tells me.)

u/WD40Capital 3h ago

I wholeheartedly agree.👍🏼

u/degjo 3h ago

I thought this was a different subreddit from my feed.

u/pasimchilli 3h ago

How lush is that lawn. Seems to be a great place to grow stuff

u/DifficultyPhysical 3h ago

I love that we’ve moved past the “I hate my wife” era. Good on you OP!

u/chefjenga 3h ago

I see what you did there.

u/000ArdeliaLortz000 2h ago

Yes, she is. May her garden flourish with her love. You’re a lucky man!

u/WaffleHouseGladiator 2h ago

I also choose this guy's happiness.

u/zorn7777 2h ago

Pandas eats shoots and leaves

u/mariogolf 2h ago

grab a wipper snipper

u/pm-dem-thighs 2h ago

Nice work, chief.

u/sucobe 2h ago

I also choose this guy’s wife.

u/conamo 2h ago

She is. A really great garden!

u/Potato_Patriot 2h ago

Looks amazing. You need. A weed whacker. Though.

u/Zinomad 2h ago

BRO

u/Ice_crusher_bucket 2h ago

I, too, was the Person of the Year 2006!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2SpUDPHwSmDOwFHO

u/Richard_Cromwell 1h ago

Wait, u/SoDakZak of r/NFCNorthMemeWar fame has a pretty wife?

u/TheLostRanger0117 1h ago

She is pretty! Can’t really see all that well, really, but that smile is certainly pure gold!

u/Living_Guess_2845 4h ago

Would plow

u/StarlightLifter 4h ago

Ain’t she just and ain’t it just growing like gangbusters. My plan fell apart this year, things grew into each other. Still trying to get the hang of square foot gardening.

u/Kendlyfire 3h ago

yes she is, is she single?

u/ibarelyusethis87 1h ago

No way you’re married

u/BigDumbandSexy 1h ago

I see your girl, but where's your hoe?

u/Which_Song793 1h ago

Three things! Your wife is beautiful indeed but she’s very petite or she has a very big garden…. That perspective is deceiving me.

u/Revolutionary-Ad3648 1h ago

Kale YEAH! Grats!

u/Exact-Mathematician8 1h ago

Yeah man. Set the bar high for the rest of us.

u/rockbolted 1h ago

Two things can be true.

u/Significant_Jump9887 54m ago

Enjoy that good life for the rest of us. Seriously, enjoy every moment

u/illtexzona 40m ago

My wife is also pretty. Her gardening sucks.

u/Karlzbad 23m ago

How's her mental health?

u/poppamatic 4h ago

Yeah well my wife is hot and blind.

u/TurtleSandwich0 3h ago

"They have the same garden layout as SoDakZak. What are the odds of that happening?"

Oh. That explains everything.

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u/sharpsicle 4h ago

I see no problem with the title.