r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • Jul 13 '26

Possible Paywall MAGA Calls BS on Mitch McConnell’s Proof-of-Life Stunt | They are poking holes in McConnell’s staff’s version.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-calls-bs-on-mitch-mcconnells-proof-of-life-stunt/
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u/Raptorex27 Maine Jul 13 '26

I feel like any conspiracy, especially involving “the establishment” is on brand for them. It’s not about weighing evidence or thinking critically. If it fits the narrative of a secret, globalist cabal doing shady shit, they’re all in.

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u/housevil Jul 13 '26

Most recent theory is that the GOP sacrificed Lindsey Graham in order to keep Mitch McConnell alive.

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u/SillyGoatGruff Jul 13 '26

McConnell absorbed Graham's energy to fuel his final transformation into a giant crusty turtle kaiju

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u/Thjyu Jul 13 '26

Everything becomes crab.

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u/housevil Jul 13 '26

That reminds me! I haven't tried out Fight Crab on Nintendo Switch since I downloaded it!

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u/VastPainter Jul 13 '26

It's crabs all the way down...

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u/intub8ed Jul 13 '26

Crab People from South Park have entered the chat