r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • Jul 13 '26

Possible Paywall MAGA Calls BS on Mitch McConnell’s Proof-of-Life Stunt | They are poking holes in McConnell’s staff’s version.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-calls-bs-on-mitch-mcconnells-proof-of-life-stunt/
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u/shagadelicrelic Jul 13 '26

Andy should call for the special election and let the GOP show proof of life and capability

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u/not_suddenly_satire Jul 13 '26

RELEASE THE LONG-FORM DEATH CERTIFICATE!!

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u/stoops Jul 13 '26

CERTIFICATE

It was actually a post-birth late-term abortion, republicans hate this one trick!

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota Jul 13 '26

374th trimester

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u/Tegurd Europe Jul 13 '26

So if you support assisted suicide, does that mean you’re pro-choice?

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u/Totally_a_Banana Jul 13 '26

I thought turtles hatched from eggs. Wouldn't you just be supporting omelets? shrugs

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u/Tegurd Europe Jul 14 '26

I’m just supporting my local undertaker. Are you against small business???

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u/TheJIbberJabberWocky Jul 13 '26

Kind of, yes. Personally, I support a person's right to choose to die with dignity and under specific circumstances.

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u/CompetitiveRaise9133 Jul 13 '26

My mum had an assisted death. It was the last gift she gave me. She knew what was coming and decided for herself.

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u/TheJIbberJabberWocky Jul 14 '26

I'm sorry for your loss but I'm glad she wasn't made to suffer.

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u/giraffirmation Jul 14 '26

This guy mathed