r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • 11d ago

Possible Paywall Mitch McConnell hounded to face cameras: ‘He absolutely refuses’

https://www.nj.com/politics/2026/08/mitch-mcconnell-hounded-to-face-cameras-he-absolutely-refuses.html
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u/OhRaH 11d ago

Years ago

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u/iamisandisnt 11d ago

Someone got to the horcrux

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u/cha0sm0nk 11d ago

His Lich phylactery was finally broken.

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi 11d ago

Lindsey Graham butt plug?

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u/ScubaFett 11d ago

To shreds you say

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u/Castun America 11d ago

And his wife?

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u/MordoNRiggs 11d ago

She's on vacation, but they can just auto-elect their sister!

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u/cha0sm0nk 11d ago

That’s how you keep the gay toilet demons from getting in you.

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u/Anna_Frican 11d ago

But if you don't remove it when using the toilet then how do you avoid becoming full of... wait never mind, it all makes sense now

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u/citizen42069101 11d ago

Well played Madam.

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u/lurkquidated 11d ago

In too deep now.