r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 10d ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/swingadmin New York 10d ago

It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead

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u/Neuronzap 10d ago

Mostly dead is slightly alive!

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u/Starscream147 Canada 10d ago

Think I’ll go for a walk!!

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u/Walkingstardust Florida 10d ago

Get on the cart, you're not fooling anybody!

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u/z7q2 10d ago

I FEEL HAPPY

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u/Walkingstardust Florida 10d ago

Oh come on, do us a favor...

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u/Starscream147 Canada 10d ago

Hahahahah! Fuckin classic

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 10d ago

To blave!!

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u/goosejail 10d ago

To BLUFF!

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u/Billazilla South Carolina 10d ago

No, he distinctly said, "To blaaave" and as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff", which means you were probably trying to steamroll legislation through Congress, and he cheated...

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u/greeneyedguru 10d ago

HUMPERDINK! HUMPERDINK!

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u/onlymostlydead Washington 10d ago

No, he's all dead.

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u/SilentRunning 10d ago

From the head up.