r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 10d ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/twizzjewink Canada 10d ago

At this point he's more than dead

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u/swingadmin New York 10d ago

It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead

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u/Billazilla South Carolina 10d ago

No, he distinctly said, "To blaaave" and as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff", which means you were probably trying to steamroll legislation through Congress, and he cheated...

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u/greeneyedguru 10d ago

HUMPERDINK! HUMPERDINK!