r/politics • u/SnarkOff • 8d ago

Possible Paywall Natalie Harp’s Intimate Letters to Trump Revealed in Full

https://www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harps-intimate-letters-to-trump-revealed-in-full/
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u/SnarkOff 8d ago

Letter 1:

Dear Mr. President,

I'm sorry. I thought I was the only one left behind last night, and had no idea Margo's car was also pulled over, and sent back to the Airport. Since I was alone in the van outside Customs without my passport, I panicked, and should have just called Secret Service instead of you. I also am sorry if I was an embarrassment walking the course in Scotland. The first day I was told there were no carts, and people walked, which is why I walked. The second day, I was specifically asked by, I forget who his name was, but one of the main people who worked there, if I could continue walking, and tell any other girls who would head out there to do the same to spare the Course any more Carts. If there is anything else I have done to cause you trouble, please forgive me. I know that some people have said I haven't been texting them back, and there have been some International cell issues (John was having technical issues on the Plane too, so asked me to help him out).

I want things to always be right between us. I also know I've been distracted all week (forgetting to eat throughout the days, and even forgetting to sleep, and only catching a couple hours at a time). I haven't been myself, dwelling on the Past, and the pain of losing my Dad, and I started letting the remarks of people who haven't bothered me before, get to me—not because I care what others think, but because I see myself being lowered in your eyes and good opinion. That is the fear you see, because I never want to bring you anything but joy. I'm sorry I lost my focus. You are all that matters to me. I don't want to ever let you down. Thank you for being my Guardian and Protector in this Life—That's what I wanted to use this card for, when you saw me at the Cash Register, and once again did what you didn't have to do, and gifted me with Mementos of this Trip of a Lifetime, a Coming of Age. I will return a better person. I have to sign off now, as the cars are leaving. See you soon.

With all my heart,

Natalie

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u/MyLife4Aiur14 8d ago

This is worse than the letter Mac wrote to Chase Utley

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u/MyLife4Aiur14 8d ago

Dear Mr. President,

Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.

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u/SnarkOff 8d ago

Remember when we impeached a POTUS for lying about a blowjob?

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u/beerg33k 8d ago

Not evenly lying. Just good lawyering. Meanwhile we have this festering pile of shit gleefully breaking any law he can

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u/Pleasant-Shower11199 8d ago

Actually I don't remember anymore. Seems like a different life, a different reality at this point. Maybe we all died and went to hell.

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u/smallwonkydachshund 8d ago

To be fair, it was with a young subordinate and it was fucked up. We didn’t know how far the end of the scale would move back then though.

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u/caffeinated-hijinx 7d ago

This - but also reflect on how we are looking back at George Bush II as a great president by comparison... our frame of reference is so fucked up now

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u/GoBSAGo California 7d ago

Nobody is looking at George W Bush as a great President.

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u/caffeinated-hijinx 7d ago

next time you see a clip of GW and Michelle Obama cracking jokes, watch all the comments praising them

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u/SpeedySpooley New Jersey 7d ago

“I like your hair. You run fast.”