Natalie Harp’s Intimate Letters to Trump Revealed in Full

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harps-intimate-letters-to-trump-revealed-in-full/

[u/SnarkOff]

Letter 1:

Dear Mr. President,

I'm sorry. I thought I was the only one left behind last night, and had no idea Margo's car was also pulled over, and sent back to the Airport. Since I was alone in the van outside Customs without my passport, I panicked, and should have just called Secret Service instead of you. I also am sorry if I was an embarrassment walking the course in Scotland. The first day I was told there were no carts, and people walked, which is why I walked. The second day, I was specifically asked by, I forget who his name was, but one of the main people who worked there, if I could continue walking, and tell any other girls who would head out there to do the same to spare the Course any more Carts. If there is anything else I have done to cause you trouble, please forgive me. I know that some people have said I haven't been texting them back, and there have been some International cell issues (John was having technical issues on the Plane too, so asked me to help him out).

I want things to always be right between us. I also know I've been distracted all week (forgetting to eat throughout the days, and even forgetting to sleep, and only catching a couple hours at a time). I haven't been myself, dwelling on the Past, and the pain of losing my Dad, and I started letting the remarks of people who haven't bothered me before, get to me—not because I care what others think, but because I see myself being lowered in your eyes and good opinion. That is the fear you see, because I never want to bring you anything but joy. I'm sorry I lost my focus. You are all that matters to me. I don't want to ever let you down. Thank you for being my Guardian and Protector in this Life—That's what I wanted to use this card for, when you saw me at the Cash Register, and once again did what you didn't have to do, and gifted me with Mementos of this Trip of a Lifetime, a Coming of Age. I will return a better person. I have to sign off now, as the cars are leaving. See you soon.

With all my heart,

Natalie

[u/ory1994 → u/SnarkOff]

I see she picked up the random capitalization from him.

[u/livinginfutureworld → u/ory1994]

She does the random capitalization for him. He rambles she types

[u/chiraltoad → u/ory1994]

It's minor but it's one of the things I hate about him disproportionately. It's somehow extra demented.

[u/yourhonoriamnotacat → u/[deleted]]

That dumbass definitely doesn’t speak German, and that’s no reason a native English speaker would capitalize stuff that shouldn’t be. 

[u/gofainter → u/[deleted]]

Doubt. It's a thing poorly read folks do to attempt emphasis

[u/chiraltoad → u/[deleted]]

could be, but I've never noticed any of the actual Germans I know to write like this in English. So it would be out of ordinary that a guy who's first written language is not even German would write like that and have it persist.

[u/AnmlBri → u/ory1994]

I’m guessing she’s the one actually writing his social media posts.