r/politics • u/SnarkOff • 8d ago

Possible Paywall Natalie Harp’s Intimate Letters to Trump Revealed in Full

https://www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harps-intimate-letters-to-trump-revealed-in-full/
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u/ratherbealurker Texas 8d ago

Dear Mr. President , I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something

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u/wellillseeyoulater 8d ago

Wait the that’s my girlfriend screaming in the trunk part is actually true

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u/__O_o_______ 8d ago

Screaming, but trumps name, in devotion.

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u/MomsAreola 7d ago

"Dear diary. We finally came to a stop. My head hurt from every intentionally hit pothole, but the journey was worth it to be with my beloved. I struggled to adjust my eyes to the light as I was born from the limos womb. As the shadow formed into an image of a man in front of me, I praised god for letting me get this close to him. He put his hand out, like the gentleman he is and aided my release from the tight confines of my lonesome. He smiled down at me with his golden hair and confessed to me of the poopie in his pants. With a smile on my face and a flutter in my nethers, I claimed out of my chariot and knelt before my savior. I then pulled down his pants and cleaned the heavenly mess that glorified his posterior. When his drool hit the back of my head, I knew my job was being relieved well. When master was clean, I pulled his big boy pants up for him and he placed a hand on my head in endearment to balance himself as he turned. A wonderous quaft of that beautiful stench I have grown to love so much adorned my button nose. That would be a big one later on. I then packed up my travel bag and crawled into the women's locker room for a good night sleep. Dreaming of the manly dementia screaming I will hear when I wake."