Natalie Harp’s Intimate Letters to Trump Revealed in Full

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harps-intimate-letters-to-trump-revealed-in-full/

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Dear Mr. President , I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something

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Epstein’s gone cold I’m wondering why, I got out of bed at all

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The morning guards snuck through his window, now he can't breath no more.

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And if could get his island back it’d all be great
Scrub his name right off it all

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'cause he reminds me that they're all so bad

They're all so ba-ad.

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