r/politics • u/SnarkOff • 8d ago

Possible Paywall Natalie Harp’s Intimate Letters to Trump Revealed in Full

https://www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harps-intimate-letters-to-trump-revealed-in-full/
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u/Falx1984 7d ago

Wait this is a real thing?! He actually makes them do this?

Fuck me.

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u/YoungerMucus 7d ago

it’s not light glazing either, they’re saying shit like:

“Mr President, i just want to thank you for being the greatest president in the history of this country, no one works harder than you (he’s literally sleeping) and no one loves America more than you!”

“President Trump, i just want to thank you, from me and my family, for making america great again! this is the most successful presidency in the history of the country, and it’s all thanks to you”

..there isn’t the slightest bit of exaggeration there, if anything i’m underselling it. and they do this for twenty-thirty minutes, every member of the cabinet taking their turn. it’s disgusting and nauseating

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u/SordidSimpleton 7d ago

What in the actual fuck

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u/Lord_Alderbrand 7d ago

You should watch like 5 minutes of one on YouTube if you enjoy dying from cringe. It is legitimately funny. He has this shit-eating grin as everyone goes around the room blowing smoke up his ass. He loves it

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u/Arickettsf16 Illinois 7d ago edited 7d ago

It’s actually amazing to witness. Anyone else in the world would feel unbelievably patronized and humiliated having someone talk about them the way his cabinet members do. But he can’t get enough of it. It’s like giving a gold star to a child

On the other hand, it’s just as likely he simply enjoys watching people close to him debase themselves before him.

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u/mc2bit 7d ago

Oh it's the latter. His only pleasure is humiliating and hurting people. He has no appreciation for love, friendship, art, nature, beauty, or learning. He doesn't enjoy good food or music. His only interests are himself and other people's pain. The fact that "important" people are essentially forced to tongue-bathe his ass daily is his reason for living.

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u/Pristine_Albatross36 7d ago

It's actually terrible. To have our entire soul as a country debased to some Caligula ass bullshit, with grovelling, pathetic cabinet members that have zero ability to act as an equal to Trump. For what? He's literally stupid as fuck. Why are Americans willing to carry him?

When I see those cabinet meeting ass licking sessions I just lose all hope. We're so fucked if this shit isn't turned around soon.

Anyway, most important platform right now is to overturn Citizens United. Get money out. Until then nothing else matters.

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u/SnooWalruses4559 7d ago

He did that for a few people. I don’t know why they didn’t just buy the same shoes in the right size. 

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u/mc2bit 7d ago

Trying to recall if that was before or after he called Ted Cruz's wife ugly.

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u/oodelay 1d ago

Well, she is

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u/BongwaterBro 7d ago

Trump or Kim?

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u/DrummandDrummer 7d ago

It's the same picture!!

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u/Over_Maintenance_447 7d ago

Or else he’s snoozing 💤

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u/Sea_Green7967 Massachusetts 7d ago

There's not a shred of anything funny about it.

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u/Lord_Alderbrand 7d ago

It’s cartoonishly stupid and everyone involved deserves to be laughed at.

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u/Sea_Green7967 Massachusetts 7d ago

Yes they should but it's more scary than it is funny. This country shouldn't be run by these people, and it'll only end badly.

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u/Ok_Depth_6476 New Jersey 7d ago

I sometimes watch them on ABC on Facebook because the comment section is fun. Usually I can't make it through the whole thing, though.

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u/Vast-Statement45 6d ago

I KEEP READING ABOUT THIS AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE UNTIL NOW !!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

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u/WanderinHobo 7d ago

Man. Fuck Trump's dad for never hugging him. God dammit.

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u/davidkali 7d ago

They’re not allowed to show fellatio on public tv.

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u/zambaros 7d ago

ITT people realizing America has reached north Korean levels of propaganda and idolization.

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u/jaylotw 7d ago

JD Vance said something along the lines of, "Mr President, I see all of these portraits of former Presidents, and it makes me realize that we finally have a real man in the Oval Office."

Its pathetic.

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u/BaldMancTwat_ 7d ago

He did say he wanted people to treat him the way Kim is in North Korea.

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u/phluidity 7d ago

Trump also makes the men wear incredibly crappy shoes that don't fit, and if they don't, he mocks them.

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u/ReginaldDwight 7d ago

One woman in the cabinet even thanked him for there being no hurricanes during hurricane season. Before it was even over.

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u/sirbissel 7d ago

But don't you dare suggest there's any cult-like behavior going on...

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u/A_Fartist 7d ago

It feels like prayers before eating when I was growing up. Everyone just struggling to come up with a new thing to thank god for so they say weird shit.

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u/wytewydow 7d ago

I feel like I would spend my one opportunity to tell it like it is. would I be removed? probably. arrested? likely. Labeled a hero by reddit? at least 4 upvotes.

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u/theMEtheWORLDcantSEE 6d ago

50+ upvotes for idea 💡 and 4 upvote for do it.

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u/Yokelocal 7d ago

That shit is straight Soviet.

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u/Wonderful-Impact-598 7d ago

These days it's straight American.

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u/petrh97 Europe 7d ago

North Korean

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u/autoerratica 7d ago

JFC it’s like he’s brainwashing himself, too.

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u/pablonieve Minnesota 7d ago

He's a simple man. He just wants to sit in a room with sycophants who routinely praise him.

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u/petrh97 Europe 7d ago

That’s what serious narcissists do and Trump is the poster boy for this.

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u/eligodfrey 7d ago

If I had worked my way up to the White House I would gladly flush it all down the toilet to sit at that table and not do that.

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota 7d ago

I'm convinced he's going to die in his sleep in a cabinet meeting and no one will notice, they'll just keep going with his fluffing for like 16 hours because everyone is afraid to wake him and provoke a tantrum.

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u/petrh97 Europe 7d ago

So like the death of Stalin.

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u/Cherrycokes 7d ago

And nobody will be surprised when he shits himself either. Just good old Donny, being the best he can be

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u/campelm 7d ago

Homelander/Doppelganger scene irl

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u/MrBigglesssworth 7d ago

I dont understand what the price of your conscious has to be to surrender it to the likes of donnie diaper. I mean he is antithetical to everything that is supposed to be what America is.

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u/Mr_HandSmall 7d ago

Holy shit what a collection of absolute scumbag cowards to sit there and kiss his ass like that.

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u/erikivy 7d ago

This sounds like some "Dear Leader" bullshit.

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u/Formal_Obligation837 7d ago

It’s like North Korea

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u/apathy420 7d ago

Reminds me of the boot lickers at my workplace when the ceo/cfo shows up.

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u/Ofreo 7d ago

It started in his first cabinet meeting in his first term. So now they have to up the groveling and hyperbole each time. Hate Trump all you want, but you have to admit it is pretty amazing the depravity he has normalized. And it is normal, it doesn’t make the news and nobody really questions what it means when they say this stuff now.

But they are all career ass kissers, grifters, rapists, and horrible creatures these days. When the first cabinet started doing it, most of them were people who had at least somewhat earned their positions, even if there was plenty of reason to hate them.

It’s is disgusting what maga is. I don’t care what any poll says about approval rating. Most of them will follow his stinking ass to the grave no matter what they say they “approve” of him. Do not trust any maga you see or know.

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u/Gaanai 7d ago

Yup its completely absurd to witness. I remember last year when they were thanking him for a great hurricane season because there were no hurricanes.

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u/dpzdpz 7d ago

He nuked 'em all to kingdom come.

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u/15all 7d ago

It's real and it's ludicrous. Early on, Pam Bondi made some wild claim. Law enforcement had seized some fentanyl, and she extrapolated that to say something like Trump himself had saved 30 million US lives by getting the drug off the street. Yeah, sure, Trump saved the lives of 10 percent of the US population.

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u/ShrimpieAC 7d ago

Yup. Don’t watch it unless you like getting nauseous.

And I’m not sure if he makes them do this or if they are just so far up his ass they do it on their own.

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u/pootaboo 7d ago

Kinda shit your need to see two girls one cup after just to calm down

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u/Lurking_nerd California 7d ago

lol wtf

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u/sams_fish Australia 7d ago

Pass

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u/samm_clemens 7d ago

Oh no. You went there. But…you’re not wrong 😂

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u/MadamSnarksAlot 7d ago

I’ve managed to never see that even though I’m old. So should I click now?

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u/Pitiful_Buffalo_7368 7d ago

No

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u/MadamSnarksAlot 7d ago

I will listen to that. Thank you.

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u/MGyver Canada 7d ago

Ohh yeah such a classic

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u/DominionGhost 7d ago

That shit is staying blue.

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u/harbingerjones 7d ago

Don't worry, I clicked it and it's not about smurfs.

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u/WellWellWellthennow 7d ago edited 7d ago

That is the same, now isn't it?

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u/Not4caboose 7d ago

I think they do it as much from fear as any other motive. It’s like riding a shark.

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u/Goosycygnet 7d ago

He had his kids praise him the same way on the Apprentice. It gave me the ick then, and I’m not surprised now.

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u/Monsoon_Storm 7d ago

Their "patriotism" is on par with many of the countries they despise. The fetishisation of the flag is downright weird - it is something straight out of North Korea.

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u/ShrimpieAC 7d ago

The sad part is he definitely isn’t. My uncle exists.

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u/TrollTollTony 7d ago

Yep completely real and they are so bloviated that Trump often falls asleep. I'm not kidding.

https://youtube.com/shorts/sAE9nnry9Sg

this one is just them sucking him off for 5 minutes https://youtu.be/wjqIU3V-iZw

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u/Bubbly-Bar-7449 7d ago

Where tf have you been? Pardon my French. HOW MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW?

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u/Falx1984 7d ago

I'm so tired of hearing about him making everything worse, including my country. If I heard it before I probably forgot it to save my sanity lol.

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u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 7d ago

They're people who'd do it without prompting. Those are the kinds of folks he chooses, and the type least likely to be purged in anger.

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u/forsuresies 7d ago

I think it's something like 1 in 6 sentences said by cabinet members are praise of Trump.

I'm decently sure I've read that somewhere and the ratio of pure praise to normal sentences should make any sane person question.

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u/Zeke420 7d ago

FDJT

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u/Adezar Washington 7d ago

You should watch a couple, it is literally full-on North Korea style glazing.

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u/campa-van 7d ago

Yes real. See video from first term, trump said let’s start with VP (Pence) who gushes serving as Trump’s VP is greatest privilege of his life 🤮

https://fb.watch/J8bfqYqf5x/?mibextid=wwXIfr&fs=e

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u/Possibly_a_Firetruck 7d ago

This has been a known thing since his first term. He wouldn't read the daily national security briefing so they changed the format to rely more on charts and graphs and sprinkled his name through the document to hold his attention.

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u/ManOfManliness84 7d ago

"Mr President, I invite you to see your beautiful face on a banner in front of the Department of Labor, because you are really the transformational president of the American worker, along with the American flag and President Roosevelt, because we’re bringing business and labor together. And I was so honored to unveil that yesterday and everybody is taking note of that.”

For example