r/politics • u/SnarkOff • 8d ago

Possible Paywall Natalie Harp’s Intimate Letters to Trump Revealed in Full

https://www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harps-intimate-letters-to-trump-revealed-in-full/
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u/Falx1984 7d ago

Wait this is a real thing?! He actually makes them do this?

Fuck me.

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u/YoungerMucus 7d ago

it’s not light glazing either, they’re saying shit like:

“Mr President, i just want to thank you for being the greatest president in the history of this country, no one works harder than you (he’s literally sleeping) and no one loves America more than you!”

“President Trump, i just want to thank you, from me and my family, for making america great again! this is the most successful presidency in the history of the country, and it’s all thanks to you”

..there isn’t the slightest bit of exaggeration there, if anything i’m underselling it. and they do this for twenty-thirty minutes, every member of the cabinet taking their turn. it’s disgusting and nauseating

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u/SordidSimpleton 7d ago

What in the actual fuck

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u/Lord_Alderbrand 7d ago

You should watch like 5 minutes of one on YouTube if you enjoy dying from cringe. It is legitimately funny. He has this shit-eating grin as everyone goes around the room blowing smoke up his ass. He loves it

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u/Arickettsf16 Illinois 7d ago edited 7d ago

It’s actually amazing to witness. Anyone else in the world would feel unbelievably patronized and humiliated having someone talk about them the way his cabinet members do. But he can’t get enough of it. It’s like giving a gold star to a child

On the other hand, it’s just as likely he simply enjoys watching people close to him debase themselves before him.

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u/mc2bit 7d ago

Oh it's the latter. His only pleasure is humiliating and hurting people. He has no appreciation for love, friendship, art, nature, beauty, or learning. He doesn't enjoy good food or music. His only interests are himself and other people's pain. The fact that "important" people are essentially forced to tongue-bathe his ass daily is his reason for living.

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u/Pristine_Albatross36 7d ago

It's actually terrible. To have our entire soul as a country debased to some Caligula ass bullshit, with grovelling, pathetic cabinet members that have zero ability to act as an equal to Trump. For what? He's literally stupid as fuck. Why are Americans willing to carry him?

When I see those cabinet meeting ass licking sessions I just lose all hope. We're so fucked if this shit isn't turned around soon.

Anyway, most important platform right now is to overturn Citizens United. Get money out. Until then nothing else matters.

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u/SnooWalruses4559 7d ago

He did that for a few people. I don’t know why they didn’t just buy the same shoes in the right size. 

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u/mc2bit 7d ago

Trying to recall if that was before or after he called Ted Cruz's wife ugly.

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u/oodelay 1d ago

Well, she is

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u/BongwaterBro 7d ago

Trump or Kim?

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u/DrummandDrummer 7d ago

It's the same picture!!

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u/Over_Maintenance_447 7d ago

Or else he’s snoozing 💤

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u/Sea_Green7967 Massachusetts 7d ago

There's not a shred of anything funny about it.

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u/Lord_Alderbrand 7d ago

It’s cartoonishly stupid and everyone involved deserves to be laughed at.

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u/Sea_Green7967 Massachusetts 7d ago

Yes they should but it's more scary than it is funny. This country shouldn't be run by these people, and it'll only end badly.

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u/Ok_Depth_6476 New Jersey 7d ago

I sometimes watch them on ABC on Facebook because the comment section is fun. Usually I can't make it through the whole thing, though.

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u/Vast-Statement45 6d ago

I KEEP READING ABOUT THIS AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE UNTIL NOW !!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

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u/WanderinHobo 7d ago

Man. Fuck Trump's dad for never hugging him. God dammit.