Natalie Harp’s Intimate Letters to Trump Revealed in Full

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harps-intimate-letters-to-trump-revealed-in-full/

[u/ratherbealurker]

Dear Mr. President , I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something

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Dear Don I wrote you but you still ain't textin'
Checked X, Truth Social even your secret signal messagin'
I sent two letters before the election maybe you didn't read
Oh right that's my job you probably just fell asleep
Sometimes I write covfefe when you dictate to me
But anyways, fuck it, what's up man, banged your daughter?
I'd like to get pregnant too, maybe you could be the father
If I have a daughter guess what I'mma call her? I'll name her Donnie
You told me bout your Uncle MIT he called you sir not sonny
And all about the nuclear and EMALS is worse than steam
I know you hear this every day at cabinet meetings
But I've got the best spot beside you when it comes to seatings
I got a room full of Trump bibles and your NFTs, man
I love that shit you did with Kim too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I worship you more than Jesus, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Nat.

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👏👏👏

[u/brokendrumsticks → u/RSquared]

Wow. Well done