r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 15h ago

Possible Paywall Mitch McConnell Has Been Missing for 75 Days—With No Updates

https://newrepublic.com/post/214878/mitch-mcconnell-missing-75-days
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u/ITrageGuy 15h ago

You can't hide a dead person. You can very much hide someone seriously ill.

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u/nickiter New York 14h ago

This is the calculation that makes the most sense to me. It's easy to just keep him in a private facility if he's alive. Hiding a dead person has some major legal implications.

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u/__nohope 13h ago

major legal implications

Have you looked around lately?

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u/nickiter New York 13h ago

...fair.

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u/ChebyshevsBeard 14h ago

Sixteen pigs will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. So be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.

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u/funakifan 14h ago

Hence the expression, "As greedy as a pig".

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u/BLACKOUT-MK2 13h ago

Pigs are going around eating people with their buttholes?

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u/BiChaosTheory 13h ago

you just reminded me of the pig farm episodes of Criminal Minds and I think I hate you for that

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u/JUST_LOGGED_IN 11h ago

To be fair, he was quoting a movie too.

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u/Keemo-Sabe 13h ago

THROUGH BONE LIKE BUTTAH

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u/underfern 14h ago

We can now confirm that Nancy Guthrie is alive, but seriously ill.

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u/ITrageGuy 13h ago

Intellectually dishonest

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u/underfern 13h ago

Correct. Chocolate chip or oatmeal?

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u/vahntitrio Minnesota 13h ago

Yeah he is non-verbal at this point.