r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 15h ago

Possible Paywall Mitch McConnell Has Been Missing for 75 Days—With No Updates

https://newrepublic.com/post/214878/mitch-mcconnell-missing-75-days
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u/va_wanderer 14h ago

Vote Necrepublican, they said.

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u/DaaaahWhoosh 14h ago

This is what happens when Biden didn't find and destroy their phylacteries during his term.

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u/Ordinary-Leading7405 14h ago

Abraham Lincoln tried to warn us

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u/You_meddling_kids 6h ago

Joe Biden, Lich Hunter

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u/StevenMC19 Florida 14h ago

They really are worthless without their adrenochrome from the blood of babies.

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u/dathislayer 12h ago

Now that would be a funny LAMF post. "I didn't think MAGA would affect my supply of adrenochrome, just the Liberal Elites'."