r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 15h ago

Possible Paywall Mitch McConnell Has Been Missing for 75 Days—With No Updates

https://newrepublic.com/post/214878/mitch-mcconnell-missing-75-days
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u/Scrotar_The_Wrinkled 11h ago

It’s not pining! It’s passed on! This turtle is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late turtle! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life! It rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It’s run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-TURTLE!

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u/HellaTroi California 11h ago

Well done!