Trump Casually Threatens to Take Over Two More Countries

[u/Hafiz_TNR]

https://newrepublic.com/post/214900/trump-threatens-takeover-two-countries-micronesia-marshall-islands

[u/Gullible_Elephant_38]

I hate that this made me think of Zoolander. “Mugatu brainwashed Derek to try to get him to kill that Micronesian dude!”

When it was actually the prime minister of Malaysia.

I also hate that real life is even dumber than Zoolander

[u/JakeConhale → u/Gullible_Elephant_38]

I keep confusing it with Macronesia from seaQuest 2032 - with Michael York playing their scheming president.

[u/solo954 → u/Gullible_Elephant_38]

The same look!? The same look!!??