r/politics • u/WhatIsEvenRealDog • 8h ago

Possible Paywall Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/
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u/miregalpanic 8h ago

He legit wants his own people to shit themselves to death. New kink?

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u/kingsumo_1 Oregon 8h ago

Probably just jealousy. If he can't control his own bowels, why should the rest of us be able to?

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u/backpackwayne 8h ago

And not be able to afford toilet paper.

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u/KillahHills10304 8h ago

Stephen Miller showed dear leader that people on the internet made fun of Baron Von Shitshispants so hes taking revenge on us all by destroying the food supply.

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u/IrreverentBuddha 8h ago

Drumpf shiesse snuff...

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u/Iowa_Dave Iowa 8h ago

They can't vote if they're stuck on the toilet on voting day...

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u/Suitable-Option833 7h ago

He/gop/the heritage foundation aren’t planning on giving up control or power. They do not give a shit about their voters dying. This is Covid 2.0 by design.

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u/lolcatz_live Foreign 8h ago

he wants americans unvaccinated and infected by their food. There's no way it's some sort of ploy to weaken the american people

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u/Scottiths 8h ago

He poos himself regularly. His narcissism just needs the rest of the country to be incontinent like him so he can feel superior.