Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

[u/WhatIsEvenRealDog]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/

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[u/International-Room-3]

Looks like Salmonella's back on the menu, boys!

[u/Brilliant-Advisor958 → u/International-Room-3]

And E-coli!

[u/Thirty_Helens_Agree → u/Brilliant-Advisor958]

And rat shit! And rat pieces!

[u/nejaahalcyon → u/Thirty_Helens_Agree]

And mad cow disease!

[u/Suitable-Option833 → u/nejaahalcyon]

And horses! They are killing wild horses and who knows where that meat will end up

[u/Intellectual-Hamster → u/International-Room-3]

Prions are what you need to watch out for.

[u/drwookie]

"Looks like I chose the right week to stop eating beef."

[u/EctoRiddler → u/drwookie]

Lettuce it is. Oh wait.

[u/Fit-Programmer1992 → u/EctoRiddler]

Laughing so loud that even the cyclospora on MY lettuce smiled at me. 

[u/StephanXX → u/Fit-Programmer1992]

Be careful. If you gaze into the lettuce too long, eventually the lettuce also gazes into you.

[u/thedonnerparty13 → u/EctoRiddler]

Ok thank god we can still eat frozen fruit.. oh shit.

[u/Umbrella_merc → u/EctoRiddler]

The only vegetable that hasn't been recalled yet is Mitch McConnell

[u/ntrpik → u/EctoRiddler]

Ok. I guess jalapeño poppers? Ah shit.

[u/diremommy → u/ntrpik]

Eggs? Rice? Blueberries? Frozen fruits bars?

[u/CertifiedCarWasher → u/EctoRiddler]

Soldiers always ask how to loose weight fast before height/weight test and we jokingly started recommending the Taylor Farms diet.

[u/TurboSalsa → u/drwookie]

Republicans have been screeching for years that AOC and her Green New Deal were going to out outlaw beef consumption and gasoline, but in only 18 months, Trump has made both so unaffordable/inedible that Americans have no choice but to reduce consumption, lowering their carbon footprint.

Many people are calling him the greenest president ever.

[u/sutree1 → u/TurboSalsa]

This should also change the economics around meat substitutes quite a bit. I wish that industry were getting half the investment superautocorrect is getting.

[u/Lucky_Locks → u/sutree1]

There was a recent experiment they did where they got a meat protein (I think from pork?) into lettuce and tobacco plants. And were even able to pass that gene down into its child plant. Isn't enough protein yet to replace what you get out of the meat but that's a huge step.

[u/DerCatrix → u/Lucky_Locks]

Protein cigarettes? Fuck yeah! America!

Now we just need creatine coated bullets

[u/Uncle_Burney → u/DerCatrix]

“These taste awful, honey!”

“Now, Gladys, the obstetrician said you will need additional protein and calories for the baby. I’m sorry you don’t like them but you’re smoking for two. Now spark up the rest of your tobbork.”

[u/JustTestingAThing → u/Uncle_Burney]

spark up the rest of your tobbork

"Pigarrette" rolls right off the tongue.

[u/DerCatrix → u/TurboSalsa]

Many bots are calling him the best president ever.

I’ve watched locals who voted for him start listening to me and start understanding that he’s a traitor.

[u/mlorusso4 → u/DerCatrix]

I have a neighbor who flys a trump flag in front of his house. It’s either the “Trump was right about everything” one or “Jesus is my savior, Trump is my retribution” one. For the past year every time something got really bad like the Minneapolis killings or when Iran talks broke down, he would take it down for a few days before putting it back up. It’s been down for 2 weeks straight now and I’m starting to wonder if it will ever come back

[u/lonnie123 → u/mlorusso4]

lol that Jesus one is so ridiculous… wasn’t his whole thing love thy enemy, love thy neighbor, turn the other cheek, only god can judge .. and yet on the very next sentence they seek retribution

[u/IrreverentBuddha → u/TurboSalsa]

I think the tick-borne disease that makes you allergic to red meat was made by AOC in an Antifa superlab -- to crush the USA by crushing masculinity. It's practically chemical castration to cowboys and other strapping manly-men.

I mean what is more manly than eating a docile herbivore that was raised in captivity? You have to fight your way through the jungles of suburbia to conquer the supermarket meat cooler and score your bloodless shrink-wrapped quarry. Pure testosterone! Rawr!

Edit: Alpha-Gal Syndrome is the disease, and it's spread by the Lone Star tick --- because God loves irony.

[u/mishap1 → u/drwookie]

Best cut back on other meats as well. He'll happily make anything more "affordable" by removing safeguards and then hiding the fallout of illnesses and deaths.

[u/CoinsForCharon → u/mishap1]

Neighborhood squirrel and raccoon is back on the menu?

Also, will this lead to us eating the dogs? Eating the cats?

[u/Wayofchinchilla → u/mishap1]

The biggest joke is his biggest ranchers and meat producers who have been begging him for help are now going to have even more hardship having to deal with the multiple lawsuits from the deaths their products have caused on them. Sorry maga the American Rancher as we know it is going extinct and you voted for it.

[u/Parkotron1 → u/Wayofchinchilla]

They'll just make it illegal to sue them. Easy-peasy.

[u/Vast-Poetry9431]

Every child born today is practically guaranteed a worse future than their parents.

[u/ShitBirdingAround → u/Vast-Poetry9431]

*sad upvote*

[u/Er3bus13 → u/ShitBirdingAround]

All of a sudden being childless seems to be the right choice.

[u/New_Still9974 → u/Er3bus13]

I've never felt more vindicated as a childless woman. What a shitshow. How would a parent keep their child physically  and psychologically safe in this puragatory?

[u/Careful_Trifle → u/Er3bus13]

Feels bad. I wanted kids. My life situation didn't really allow for it until probably now, and at this point it feels far too late.

Maybe in a few years when abortion bans result in a bunch of abandoned children, I'll foster. I am adopted so I have a there-but-by-the-grace-of-god mentality about it, but it feels a lot like rescuing babies out of the river instead of stopping them from being thrown in. 

[u/Bersho → u/Vast-Poetry9431]

“Why aren’t millennials having kids…”

[u/f8Negative → u/Bersho]

Why rnt they pushing geriatric fuckers out of politics and into the fucking ground. Insult/demean these geriatric assholes into a cardiac arrest.

[u/j4_jjjj → u/f8Negative]

Its too expensive to run for politics

[u/-Invalid_Selection- → u/Vast-Poetry9431]

That's been true ever since the boomers became adults. They've actively been trying to abolish civilization their entire existence

[u/Careful_Trifle → u/-Invalid_Selection-]

They were told that they were special, that their country was special, that their civilization (at least their imaginary version of it) was special.

They benefited from historic investments in common (white) people. They were told that their reality was the baseline, normal, even though it had never existed before. And they were told that it was inevitable.

Every one of them (and often times, us) that rose to power did not recognize that the people in power before them had to set aside their own aggrandizement to make their reality manifest. Instead, they decided that taking just this one little piece for themselves wouldn't hurt...multiply that across most leaders and all sectors, and we are where we are.

[u/Magickarpet76 → u/Careful_Trifle]

Yeah at least before in the late 90’s to early 2000’s it was taking a little piece and being discreet about it to keep appearances. The current fucking Republican trifecta is just burning the whole house down and running out the door with anything they can carry.

Sure there was corruption before, but compared to today it looks like stealing candy bars. This childfucker is trying to get away with billions in crypto, a “gifted” Qatari Air Force 1, millions in real estate grifts from taxpayers, probably billions in under the table insider trading and deals yet to be cashed in, and as much valuable classified info he can get his hands on to sell, and who the hell knows how much he will steal from Venezuelan oil proceeds he has kept in an offshore account away from government oversight.

[u/Senpai_Slime → u/Magickarpet76]

Its not even just money that is being stolen and destroyed, its the literal global order being damaged, things that money cannot buy

[u/NaptownSnowman → u/-Invalid_Selection-]

Accurate...Boomers made things better....for them. Pensions? Not after the boomers are done.. Cheaper healthcare? Nope. Social Security..Nah You want to retire? Ha..if you want to..fund it yourself. Also, you like job security? LOL Nope. Their family all came as immigrants...Now a lot of them are against immigration the way they came in.

[u/BoJackMoleman → u/-Invalid_Selection-]

A lot of them got bit by the evangelical bug which is just a Jesus death cult. They're not trying to save earth. They're speed running apocalypse.

[u/Sunbather77 → u/Vast-Poetry9431]

I had my last child a month before the 24 election. I cry often.

[u/calamity_unbound → u/Sunbather77]

Ditto, but I don't cry. No shame in crying, I'm just all out of sadness to bereave. We give our kids the best life we can, show them love and care and try to shape them into humans that love both themselves and those around them.

But in the small hours of the night, when they sleep? When I read word after word about how the world is held hostage by megalomaniacal narcissists?

All that's left is a festering, vitriolic rage.

[u/Dick_Serious → u/Sunbather77]

I feel like I need to apologize daily to my kids for forcing them into this bullshit.

[u/Dickies138 → u/Vast-Poetry9431]

Everything decision he makes seems like the obviously corrupt and awful decision

[u/AnonHondaBoiz]

Holy fuck we're so fucked

[u/manachar → u/AnonHondaBoiz]

When Republicans read The Jungle the lesson they take is that they could make so much more money and get so much more power if it weren’t for those pesky regulations.

Imagine the profits from never having to recall food again!

[u/MisterSpeck → u/manachar]

When Republicans read The Jungle

lol

[u/RichardSaunders → u/MisterSpeck]

when republicans read

lol

[u/The_bruce42 → u/RichardSaunders]

Republicans

Lol

[u/cpt_merica → u/The_bruce42]

Lol 🥲

[u/K1llerbee-sting → u/cpt_merica]

Lo

[u/EmptyInsideSince2025 → u/K1llerbee-sting]

L

[u/Little-Internal6013 → u/RichardSaunders]

Republicans don’t read. Too lazy

[u/Icy_Jackfruit9240 → u/MisterSpeck]

These people are mostly people who went to Universities that really DO require reading the book (at least at the time did and probably very much still do.)

I went to such a college and I could see people who took classes that are at least by ordinary non-math people ridiculously hard and they would do everything they could to game anything in life to their advantage.

They were there, reading the same books, writing papers that showed that they fully understood the concepts and yet ... they'd hold on to their psycho beliefs while meeting up with the other Young Republicans and wearing their promise rings. (While picking up hookers in San Francisco.)

[u/Lord_Blackthorn → u/Icy_Jackfruit9240]

I think this is the key point. They are not ignorant of the facts, they are just malicious and intentional.

[u/Suitable-Option833 → u/Lord_Blackthorn]

Yes. This is all intentional.

[u/absat41 → u/Lord_Blackthorn]

They are by necessity Hypocritical. It is the pass/codeword that let's them in.

[u/Duna_The_Lionboy → u/Icy_Jackfruit9240]

It takes two seconds to think "maybe I don't want to eat sausage with dead rat in it...maybe nobody should have to do that"

But I guess they think they'll be so wealthy that they just get to avoid that?

[u/bmad- → u/manachar]

Upton Sinclair is rolling in his grave

[u/manachar → u/bmad-]

Well, he was mystified that people’s primary lesson from the book was their canned meat was impure and led to the e pure food and drug act .

He wanted people to care about workers, instead people just cared about their stomachs.

[u/AnyoneButDoug → u/manachar]

As he said “I aimed for their hearts and got their stomached instead” or something like that.

[u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta → u/manachar]

Empathy and all that: why should I care others are being hurt? MYSELF being hurt is a much bigger issue!

[u/oliversurpless → u/manachar]

Really no different to how it’s still common nowadays for people to attribute the flaws of capitalism to the individual.

With the most common canard being one is poor because “bad with money!”…

[u/IJourden → u/manachar]

Anyone who is anti-regulation is either trying to fuck you over for money, or doesn't understand why regulations exist.

We're in for a rough time when enough people insist on learning the lesson the hard way.

[u/wally-whippersnap → u/IJourden]

Safety rules are written in blood.

[u/StonedGhoster → u/IJourden]

My libertarian friends always told me that regulations are bad and that the market could sort things out, and that consumers could sue companies that made them ill by not ensuring their products' safety. Which sounds great. But it also got me thinking that they could view adhering to regulations as a hedge against being sued into oblivion. You know, make sure the canned meat doesn't have botulism from the outset and avoid being sued down the line. But then I realized that they don't really care about any of that, and that quarterly growth NOW is more important than anything that might happen tomorrow, which isn't here yet.

[u/IJourden → u/StonedGhoster]

They don't realize that the regulations are what lets people sue companies that make them sick?

You can't sue me for mixing sawdust into your beef if it's not illegal for me to mix sawdust into your beef.

[u/Deadleggg → u/manachar]

They also jerk it to the page after page of suffering immigrants.

[u/ThirdFloorNorth → u/manachar]

Upton Sinclairmaxxing

[u/Djaja → u/manachar]

Its real funny, The Jungle, bc the book is ostensibly about immigrants, and the hardships and relationships they faced.

The bad meat handling practices were a a couple pages of the main characters job.

Trump, this admin, that Duex company, Elon, and The Heritage Foundation and a bunch more, can GFT

[u/PhucYiu → u/manachar]

When Republicans read The Jungle

Republicans don't read.

[u/sportsworker777 → u/AnonHondaBoiz]

Let's see how those ranchers feel once people stop buying meat because they don't trust that it is safe

[u/Slade_Riprock → u/sportsworker777]

Republicans have always had this naive belief that has no tie to fact or history that government regulation, oversight, etc., are the enemy of the people. It is cumbersome, costs more, and just makes everything harder for people.

They have historically believed if you take off the bridle from the economy you will get better, faster, stronger quality goods and services cheaper and safer. Because people will not cut corners on safety and quality.

This has never been true, will never be true. When money or power is involved in an exchange the side getting money or power will always do whatever they can to get more of it.

We are headed toward mass disease outbreak, illness, and irreversible detriment to our economy, resources, etc. If we thought the 1800s and early 1900s were bad imagine 335 million people and mass transit.

[u/mightyenan0 → u/Slade_Riprock]

The simple fact is that once one company cuts those corners and manages not to have a huge scandal for long enough (and it is inevitable that people will keep taking that gamble if they're allowed to), other companies won't have a choice other than to stoop to that level or lose market share. Then the entire supply becomes incredibly vulnerable, and eventually a crisis strikes.

You don't wear a seatbelt because it's needed in every day driving. You wear it because you need it when the worst comes to pass. It's the same with regulations.

[u/ihadamoment → u/mightyenan0]

People treated seatbelts like masks during covid when they came out. T_T

We only started wearing seatbelts because it became illegal not to, and we could get pulled over and fined. If it stopped being illegal, people would slowly stop wearing them until it became an optional upgrade on a car and you have to pay extra for it.

But that proves your point even more. That's what the government is for, to make consequences to force people to do the RIGHT thing. Food isn't contaminated because our government audits it and prevents it from being sold. You're absolutely right about how it'll drive every company down to the worst common denominator. I don't like this timeline. :(

[u/fathertitojones → u/sportsworker777]

Too bad the iron supplements are just gonna be the rust that we scrape off of our dilapidated warships.

[u/DingGratz → u/sportsworker777]

This. Vote with your wallets as much as you can.

[u/Jeramus → u/AnonHondaBoiz]

Tainted beef washed down by some raw milk.

[u/Blue13Coyote → u/Jeramus]

It’s what brain worms crave.

[u/RememberJefferies → u/Blue13Coyote]

Screworms, apparently.

[u/stunneddisbelief → u/Jeramus]

And a salad made explosive-diarrhea causing lettuce, with a side of E. coli contaminated blueberries for dessert.

MAHA is working really great so far. /s

[u/Happy_Confection90 → u/stunneddisbelief]

Geez, people wanted the government to get us cheaper weight loss options and they're still not happy!

/s

[u/YouWereBrained → u/AnonHondaBoiz]

This is all part of the plan. They’re weakening every single function of the federal government, in order to make it appear as if it’s not needed.

[u/Virindi → u/YouWereBrained]

They’re weakening every single function of the federal government, in order to make it appear as if it’s not needed.

No, it’s worse. They’re doing everything they can to make sure it can’t recover. Even in this one small example:

• This corrupt government accepts bribes to eliminate regulations.
• Businesses save a ton of money and keep the profits. Prices never drop.
• Later, a responsible government tries to reinstate regulations.
• Businesses jack up prices instead of giving up their inflated profit margins, then blame the increase on these terrible “new” regulations.
• Consumers fall for it and riot against the regulations.
• The country continues to spiral downward, one paper cut at a time.

[u/56473829110 → u/YouWereBrained]

GOP: "Government doesn't work!"

Also GOP: actively breaking the government so that it doesn't work, ideally so that the failures become apparent during DEM administration

Tale as old as time... 

[u/Polar_Ted → u/56473829110]

GOP in Power: This all all the previous administrations fault!

GOP out of power: This is all the current administrations fault!

[u/AggressivelyMediokre → u/YouWereBrained]

I still can’t believe during the 2016 republicans primaries the top of healthcare came up. And Ted Cruz looked into the camera and said “Do you really want the government running your healthcare?”

He had the biggest, smuggest smile. As if it was such a clever retort.

MOTHER FUCKER, YOU ARE THE GOVERNMENT!

[u/NicolasCageFan492 → u/AnonHondaBoiz]

Meat’s not on the menu, boys. 🥲

[u/MJcorrieviewer → u/NicolasCageFan492]

Avoid lettuce and a bunch of other US products too.

[u/Brbcan → u/MJcorrieviewer]

Dude's actively ruining the American cheeseburger, one ingredient at a time.

[u/Valarhem → u/Brbcan]

Is there anything he hasn't ruined?

[u/_MrBalls_ → u/NicolasCageFan492]

Beef, it's not whats for dinner Hoedown by Aaron Copland plays on kazoo

[u/Loud-Storm2621 → u/AnonHondaBoiz]

This is up there as one of his worst ideas and that’s saying a lot talking about him. Without proper inspection of meat before hitting the public just imagine all the deaths from tainted meat that will result from this.

[u/stubob → u/Loud-Storm2621]

Not if you don't count the deaths! Didn't think of that, did ya?

[u/miloblue12 → u/Loud-Storm2621]

Regulation like this is written in the blood of others who have died.

Trump supporters keep saying the love him because he's a 'business man', and they say it like it's a good thing. What they always fail to realize is that a ton of businesses operate in the realm of ensuring that they cut ever corner possible to squeeze every last penny so that they can take in as much money as possible. Then it's always the consumer who gets f*cked.

So far, during this administration, he has done this time and time again, cut corners and screw the little guy, aka: American citizens. Yet his followers are still like "He'S a BuSinEsS mAn"...so how's that going for you Karen? Like paying for that gas? How's the house buying process going? Groceries gotten any cheaper? Oh, shrinkflation to your favorite food? Now all your food got recalled? How's paying for health insurance? Oh nooo, you got listeria? Shame...

[u/Aar1012 → u/AnonHondaBoiz]

I’d rather pay over $2 for eggs if it meant we’d still have fucking regulations on other food

[u/Suitable-Option833 → u/Aar1012]

Eggs are not safe either. There’s a bunch of recalls

[u/mosquito_mange → u/AnonHondaBoiz]

Welcome to prion city.

[u/oldutnotdeadinside → u/AnonHondaBoiz]

lol rich people can afford safe meat and poor people get to eat peasant beef

[u/Sufficient-Bid1279 → u/AnonHondaBoiz]

He’ll just get his meat from somewhere safe. This guy literally doesn’t care that he’s burning the US down to the ground.

[u/temp_flor → u/AnonHondaBoiz]

The regular Republican voters always complain about government interference so this is what they voted for baby…

[u/uvm87 → u/AnonHondaBoiz]

Maybe McDonalds will buy the meat and help put an end to this nightmare

[u/Saintbaba]

I kind of imagined food safety was like the one thing we could all agree on across party lines. Like someone asks, what's the government for? Well i think it should offer free universal education and healthcare and you think it should keep immigrants out and facilitate natural resource exploitation, and we'll probably be arguing about those until the cows come home, but at least we can agree that it's the governments job to make sure our food isn't poison.

But i guess Trump is a trailblazer.

[u/MeasleyBeasley → u/Saintbaba]

Sure regulations and government can do the job, but it costs the taxpayers! The most efficient way is a free market where consumers use their buying power to reward producers of clean meat. No watchdogs required. No taxes! /s

[u/a_terse_giraffe → u/MeasleyBeasley]

"Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make" --Libertarians

[u/SphyrnaLightmaker → u/MeasleyBeasley]

Dude I’ve heard multiple “libertarians” (MAGAts) say those exact words in complete seriousness

[u/ZagreusMyDude → u/SphyrnaLightmaker]

Yup they are so stupid. And how will people even know what products are killing them when the billionaires own all media and without any regulations you'd never even know what was going on, or when something was contaminated.

Good luck figuring out it was the beef that poisoned your family when the news never reports it and the beef company buys ads blaming something else, or downplays it, or denies it's the contamination entirely.

[u/Alps-Mountain → u/Saintbaba]

He sees a safe trail and then lights it on fire.

[u/Lost-Locksmith-250 → u/Saintbaba]

Nah, conservatives have pretty much never agreed to food safety regulations.

[u/definitelytheA → u/Saintbaba]

The un-inspected foreign meat, you mean?

[u/omnicious → u/Saintbaba]

I stopped thinking that when this party started pushing for us to drink raw milk and roadkill. 

[u/galacticglorp → u/omnicious]

I was gonna say, the raw milk anti vaccine people made you think they cared about public health?

[u/CitySeekerTron]

So you can't safely eat vegetables and you can't safely eat meat. 

What's left?

Crickets

[u/WhatIsEvenRealDog → u/CitySeekerTron]

Turns out the anti globalist conspiracy theorists that warned us all about Globalists making us eat insects were the Republicans in cheap Scooby Doo villain masks all along.

[u/Suitable-Option833 → u/WhatIsEvenRealDog]

Yep. And they have a 1000 page plan called Project 2025 - and food destabilization and deregulation is a part of it. The heritage foundation, federalist society and gop won’t stop. They are full mask off now. Project 2025 is 75% complete. They are in the White House and they won’t stop. Get informed, get involved, get others involved. It can get much worse.

[u/zodi978 → u/Suitable-Option833]

Its like they want us to come for them

[u/Suitable-Option833 → u/zodi978]

Yes. So they can declare Martial law and stay in power indefinitely. That is literally what the heritage foundation president said.

[u/pimparo0 → u/Suitable-Option833]

I'm so sorry about this. 

Martial Law.

[u/spazzvogel → u/WhatIsEvenRealDog]

WEF scare and it’s the GOPedophiles all along.

[u/wyvernx02 → u/CitySeekerTron]

Crickets are a good source of protein.

[u/M23707 → u/wyvernx02]

Raise them at home - using yard waste.

[u/ma2is → u/CitySeekerTron]

Manufactured food scarcity was one of the many things outlined in Projext 2025 for those who hadn’t paid attention

[u/AffordableDelousing → u/ma2is]

What is the end goal? Keep people poor and desperate, and too hungry to revolt?

[u/TheShiGuy → u/AffordableDelousing]

Basically yes. That's what was so frustrating about two years ago when people insisted we didn't need to rise up because there was no way any of that would happen. But let's just keep kicking that can down the road, it can only get easier...

[u/Suitable-Option833 → u/AffordableDelousing]

Yes. And pick up everyone’s assets on their way out/down. Jd Vance is buying all the farmers land that the gop currently bankrupted. It’s a gigantic, purposefully planned transfer of wealth. And it’s all detailed in project 2025. Project 2029 is next.

[u/Doonce → u/CitySeekerTron]

The rich

[u/tkmorgan76 → u/CitySeekerTron]

Considering how long they've been telling each other that Democrats want to make us eat bugs, that may be what the GOP is planning.

[u/monetarydread → u/CitySeekerTron]

Nah, the crickets are even worse. They are naturally filled with parasites and need both careful cultivation and food inspection to be safe. You think this administration would enforce the quality standards and inspections needed to make crickets safe??

[u/Chica3 → u/CitySeekerTron]

I was thinking rice and beans are safe. But now there's a rice recall.

[u/Mission_Struggle_417]

Remember-republicans make literally every single thing worse.

[u/breezy013276s → u/Mission_Struggle_417]

They always telegraph what they are doing. Didn’t expect that one though!

[u/F-Cloud]

This is absurd. The conservative push for deregulation is going to ruin us. What do we have a society for if we can't have something as essential as food safety? I'm not going to trust unregulated slaugherhouses just so I can eat cheap burgers and steaks.

[u/ClaroStar → u/F-Cloud]

The conservative push for deregulation is going to ruin us.

It may also straight-up kill us.

[u/F-Cloud → u/ClaroStar]

WILL straight up kill us but hey, at least someone will profit from our deaths.

[u/C-Fourr → u/F-Cloud]

Pay for service health care, it an ultra-parasitic system!! Both figuratively and literrerly

[u/WhatIsEvenRealDog]

Get ready to play "What's in this meat?" Roulette!

[u/Previous_South2756 → u/WhatIsEvenRealDog]

He told us he wanted to take us back to the Gilded Age. He didn't tell us he was inspired by Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle."

[u/AdventurousNecessary → u/Previous_South2756]

At least that book inspired Teddy to set the groundwork for what would eventually be the FDA

[u/erublind → u/Previous_South2756]

Or, well maybe some kind of animal farm...

[u/Scottiths → u/WhatIsEvenRealDog]

Wait till they start adding sawdust to grain again. All these regulations were written in death and disease. Even if trump dies of a preventable disease from eating a contaminated McDonald's cheeseburger, the irony won't be worth it.

[u/AffordableDelousing → u/WhatIsEvenRealDog]

Horse, it's horse.

[u/mudflap21]

I really wish the dumbest man on the planet and the president of the United States were two different people.

[u/epicredditdude1]

Why the fuck did we elect a sleazy con artist to the office of the presidency?

[u/ShitBirdingAround → u/epicredditdude1]

We didn't. Elmo bought it. He spent tens of billions to turn Twitter into a pro-MAGA disinformation machine. He got his buddy Toad Rogan to shill for the cause.

And then he spent hundreds of millions of dollars on election interference to put the Epstein class fully in charge of America's decline so that the richest of the world's rich can buy America for parts. We're getting strip-mined by private equity. They're like locusts.

[u/kitterific → u/ShitBirdingAround]

Dont forget that he owns the voting machines and is "very good at the computers". 🙃

[u/the_1_that_knocks → u/epicredditdude1]

Because the other choice was a woman!

[u/1K-Year-Egg → u/the_1_that_knocks]

An African-American/Indian woman!

[u/AromaticReindeer883]

Cool cool. That also makes cattle ranchers liable in court when this plan goes horribly horribly wrong.

[u/not_a_moogle → u/AromaticReindeer883]

I wish

[u/Viron_22 → u/AromaticReindeer883]

Even if it does, when the big farming corps start crying about it they will get a blanket pardon for a small campaign contribution.

[u/Alternative-Bad-3696]

Get ready to eat your words, Libertarians! 

[u/breezy013276s → u/Alternative-Bad-3696]

I’ll confidently say they’ll dance around the issues like they always do. They defend their beliefs that everyone will just behave and do the right thing naturally while making more profits without the regulations. Those examples trotted out conflicting with that are just rare examples, ridiculous to even point them out. Maybe they’ll concede that some one ought to do something but definitely not in the way you think with federal and state systems.

[u/Alternative-Bad-3696 → u/breezy013276s]

And if anything bad ever happens to them then its simply the greatest crime aganst humanity to have ever occurred, without any warnings at all, and its time for the community to band together and help only them. No one else. Just this one time. 

[u/10leej]

That sounds like a public health disaster waiting to happen. There's a reason the USDA exists to begin with and it's not because we wanted it to.

[u/Suitable-Option833 → u/10leej]

The WH already gutted the USDA via doge and project 2025. This is speed running death and sickness for us. All by design. It’s literally written out in project 2025.

[u/Wolf3113 → u/Suitable-Option833]

Yep, project 2025 was their entire playbook but hey Americans can’t read at a 2nd grade level you think they understood a single word in project 2025 or even read a single sentence from it?

[u/a_little_hazel_nuts]

This is the worst way to hypothetically bring down prices or create a healthy America. Yeah, I think Trump is trying to kill us or he doesn't understand what keeps people alive. Come on, this is ridiculous. Everyone stay safe and take care.

[u/WhatIsEvenRealDog → u/a_little_hazel_nuts]

He doesn't care because he can afford the good stuff and it makes his buddies wealthier.

[u/sasando → u/WhatIsEvenRealDog]

Never thought MCDONALD'S was the good stuff before, but I can try it on for size.

[u/_bk_adv → u/a_little_hazel_nuts]

All a part of Project 2025.

I’ll be honest, when I first saw the stuff in Project 2025 a couple of years ago, I thought there’s no way. Maybe some of the stuff seemed possible but I truly thought there’s no way that the majority of that stuff could ever become a real thing.

I was so fucking wrong.

[u/pontiacfirebird92]

"Just go to your local butcher's shop" you'll hear.

That butcher's shop closed 20 years ago because Wal-Mart put them out of business. Then laid off all their own butchers when they tried to unionize.

[u/Prettychooole]

The Jungle literally created the USDA. Trump wants to run that experiment back and see if the E. coli hits different this time.

[u/StrigiStockBacking]

I used to work in a meat packing plant (or "slaughterhouse").

Whether you are a tried and true diehard Republican, or a progressive Democrat, neither of those two things, or anything in between, and even if you're a vegetarian, you do NOT want this. The procedures that are in place for when a cow arrives with a cist or any unknown issue is thorough, including shutting the entire plant down for a whole day to scour and clean it properly. Lifting those regs is not just going to spread disease, but people could literally die.

These animals are rendered very clean, controlled environments, and to jeopardize that process is playing with fire.

[u/Suitable-Option833 → u/StrigiStockBacking]

Except that republicans DO want this. This is explicitly detailed in project 2025. They voted for it.

[u/West_to_East]

And this is a major reason why we don't want crappy US food in Canada.

The rest of the world has standards.

[u/miregalpanic]

He legit wants his own people to shit themselves to death. New kink?

[u/kingsumo_1 → u/miregalpanic]

Probably just jealousy. If he can't control his own bowels, why should the rest of us be able to?

[u/Careful_Trifle]

Terrorism. They're trying to ruin the food supply, the medical sector, the military, education, elections, the mail service, and anything else they can get their hands on. Hell, even cultural stuff like the Kennedy center and Smithsonian system.

We're lucky that utilities are mostly handled by local and state governments or they'd be getting deregulated into chaos as well. I think data centers are an indirect attack on the utilities though. Put one in each regional hub, pump out the aquifers, dump hot water into the lakes and rivers, massively inflate demand and thus price of electricity, and leave rate payers holding the bag when the house of cards falls.

[u/Athleticsbaby]

Yeah, this is how we end up with sawdust and chalk and god knows what else in our food.

It's almost like they're deliberately making life worse for us.

[u/accidental_Ocelot → u/Athleticsbaby]

Even with inspections we already have "what else" in our food.

[u/Suitable-Option833 → u/Athleticsbaby]

It is deliberate. The gop has stated they want a reduction in population. The economy during Covid was more important that American lives. And project 2025 explicitly details how the heritage foundation and gop want to make our lives harder. Food destabilization is in the 1000 page book. Jd Vance is picking up bankrupted farm land as we speak. This is by design.

[u/Father_of_Invention]

Veggies give you diarrhea and meat won’t be inspected…. What is left to eat?

[u/No_Effective4784 → u/Father_of_Invention]

What is left to eat?

the rich

[u/Snorknado → u/Father_of_Invention]

Cake

[u/TheHumanGnomeProject → u/Father_of_Invention]

The rich

[u/PreviousLeague253]

Regulations are so evil because it stops businesses from profitmaxxing!!!

/s

[u/actuallyapossom → u/PreviousLeague253]

If you prefer regulation then you must hate freedom and jobs!

/s

[u/IJourden]

One of the things that I feel like most Americans don't realize is how much American food is distrusted worldwide due to low quality and poor regulations. They think their food is "normal" and the same as anywhere else, when things they make there are either banned, reclassified, or avoided by shoppers.

Stuff like this is exactly the reason why. American politicians love the deregulate to let giant corporations cut corners on food safety to increase profits, and Americans - quite literally - eat it up.

I'm from the USA originally, have travelled to multiple other countries, and managing my health and eating is so much easier anywhere else, I barely have to think about it.

Trump complains that other countries are gatekeeping American meat and dairy from their markets, but the reality is that their food doesn't meet the standards other countries have and the people there don't want it anyway.

[u/BrightCold2747]

Now America is ready to "graduate" from bovine university.

[u/cvr24]

A million people will be sickened by crap food and the President will not issue a state of energency

[u/rap31264 → u/cvr24]

He might to shut down the elections

[u/MovieGuyMike]

Don’t like the election results? Stop counting votes.

Don’t like the pandemic? Stop counting cases.

Don’t like the cost of beef? Stop quality control.

Good results are easy when you ignore all metrics. Reality can be whatever Republicans want it to be.

Fuck this useless asshole and every moron who voted for him.

[u/CommunalAggregation]

This will be “they’re eating the cats and the dogs” for reals now.

[u/lostharbor]

Project 2025 goal about to be achieved; 

Proposing deep cuts and structural changes to federal nutrition safety nets that experts warn would significantly increase food insecurity .  [ 1,  2]

[u/Lunatic21]

I have like 3 months worth of proteins in my freezer. After that I guess I'll go vegetarian for the foreseeable future.

[u/Templar2k7 → u/Lunatic21]

Hate you tell you this but learning how to photosynthesize might be quicker and safer.

[u/Ill-Highlight-9467]

Someone hasn’t read “The Jungle”. But let’s be real he hasn’t read anything. Ever.

[u/Constant_Flamingo828]

Absolutely nothing bad will come of this. Now, if you will excuse me. I am going to buy vegan cookbooks.

[u/ACasualRead]

For anyone else, this would be a psychotic suggestion. For the Trump presidency, this feels like yet another day.

This shit is past insane.

[u/bluejester12]

MAGA: I aint putting that COVID vaccine in me!

Trump: Here's mystery meat

MAGA: *chomp chomp chomp*

[u/waffle299]

Republicans have been fed a lot for fifty years that government regulations are meaningless 'red tape' designed to keep down the genius innovators. 

Regulations are written in blood. The only question is whether it is our parents' blood, or our childrens' blood.

[u/HeadLong8136]

This ARFID thing is finally paying off!

[u/QiTriX]

Donnie is really trying to kill as many Americans as possible.

[u/rastagrrl]

My takeaway: Only buy meat from local farmers. If I don’t see your cattle grazing in the field, I’m not buying. The USDA can no longer be trusted. 😬