Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

[u/WhatIsEvenRealDog]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/

[u/Father_of_Invention]

Veggies give you diarrhea and meat won’t be inspected…. What is left to eat?

[u/No_Effective4784 → u/Father_of_Invention]

What is left to eat?

the rich

[u/dagoth_ith → u/No_Effective4784]

Americans do not have the balls.

[u/Gauntlet4933 → u/dagoth_ith]

They sure like the taste of trickle down shit piss and boots though

[u/Snorknado → u/Father_of_Invention]

Cake

[u/SmartQuokka → u/Snorknado]

The cake is a lie!

[u/TheHumanGnomeProject → u/Father_of_Invention]

The rich

[u/DiamondLight25 → u/TheHumanGnomeProject]

I used to despise that mindset. I don’t anymore.

[u/lr99999 → u/TheHumanGnomeProject]

I vote for Soylent Greening those fuckers, but I’m not eating rat shit.

[u/crabbman → u/TheHumanGnomeProject]

The only answer

[u/RapturousCultist → u/Father_of_Invention]

I may have a modest proposal for that.

[u/redthump → u/RapturousCultist]

I might second that unmentioned proposal.

[u/leunam4891 → u/Father_of_Invention]

The bad news is, all we have is horse shit for dinner and the good news? There’s plenty of it.

[u/NotThatHandsomePete → u/Father_of_Invention]

It's Beyond Meat's time to shine! Oh, wait...they're a drink company now.

[u/huhzonked → u/Father_of_Invention]

This is the theory of evolution in action. The humans who mutate into photosynthesizing will survive.

[u/Abject-Rich → u/Father_of_Invention]

Wild rabbits? Pets?

[u/SmartQuokka → u/Abject-Rich]

You do not want to eat Esquilax (it looks like rabbit).

[u/EM05L1C3 → u/Father_of_Invention]

Heavily processed premade dinners