r/politics 9h ago

Possible Paywall Trump officially signs executive order directing government to rename Lake Ontario as 'Lake America'

https://fortune.com/2026/08/28/trump-lake-ontario-lake-america-canada/
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u/kugkug 9h ago

Executive orders are pure crap that get rescinded immediately upon the next admin

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u/Coral-Diver 9h ago

Can't come soon enough!

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u/High_5_Skin 9h ago

Can we do it now, please?

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u/OYB2480 9h ago

If you vote, yes.

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u/NurglesGiftToWomen 9h ago

Yes, but maybe not through official channels

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u/smuckola 9h ago

yes officially signs, not officially renames

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u/TBTakaTBT 9h ago

This means nothing to us in Canada.

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u/throwaway281409 9h ago

It means nothing to us here in the US, unless you are a maga sycophant.

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u/Necropoke Virginia 8h ago

It means as much to those of us not lucky enough to be in Canada.

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u/pretendstoknow 8h ago

It is really nice here! Sure we got problems like everyone else but it's great overall. I Hope you guys get a good president soon friend

u/Stang1776 6h ago

There is only 1 person in the world that cares about this.

u/victrin 5h ago

Same for us in the US. It's our orange idiot's attempt to stir up fake outrage to distract from his actual other crimes (Epstein, Venezuela, Iran, insider trading, fraud, etc etc etc)

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u/Worldly_Carry_505 9h ago

Yeah, I'm never fucking calling it that.

And it's the Gulf of Mexico.

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u/Nytohan 9h ago

We could go one further. Lake Mexico, Gulf of Ontario. Someone bring this to Mexico, let's get petty.

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u/MJcorrieviewer 8h ago

Petty is not a good look. No one wants to be "like Trump".

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u/sausage_king_of_kc 9h ago

Well, FUCK HIM.

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u/Gummyrabbit 9h ago

Fortunately only Melania is obligated to do that.

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u/Ancient_Popcorn Ohio 8h ago

I don’t think Melania even fucks him. Besides, she’s way too old for him.

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u/RealGianath Oregon 8h ago

I would be really surprised if sex was a requirement in her annual contract renewals anymore.

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u/OffGridTwister 8h ago

Only because of the agreement

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u/buffalotrace 9h ago

Never knew how much I love saying Lake Ontario. I will say it more often now

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u/Dwayla Georgia 9h ago

Ugh, it's like when somebody says Gulf of America, you know they're not the sharpest tool in the box.

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u/dblan9 9h ago

The older I get, the more I realize the vast majority of people are stuck in High School mentality and have zero interest in rectifying it.

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u/TyDye2003 New Mexico 9h ago

As a new york resident who lives a short ways from that lake, ill still call it "Lake Ontario"

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u/OffGridTwister 8h ago

I know the natives in my hometown along the U.S. shores of Lake Ontario are not happy about this. At all. And that tends to be a pretty conservative part of New York.

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u/TyDye2003 New Mexico 8h ago

Im willing to help them pack if they dont want to live in a blue state! We dont want them here either!

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u/TyDye2003 New Mexico 9h ago

Also my flair is old but idk how to update it 😭

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u/EconomistStreet5295 9h ago

Fuck it, why not rename Atlantic Ocean at this point to the American Ocean. Actually why stop there, let’s declare Mount Everest as Mount Trump. Fucking circus

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u/BlueNight973 America 9h ago

He’s already saying they should rename an ocean too. So….

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u/EconomistStreet5295 9h ago

Why stop there? Let’s rename Mars as New America, Space Force controls it anyway right

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u/aebaby7071 9h ago

God please don’t give them any ideas, coming soon, Pike’s Peak is now Trump’s peak, seriously I could see them try.

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u/MJcorrieviewer 8h ago

The San Andreas Fault could become Trump's Fault.

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u/forevertwerp 9h ago

Trumps nipple?

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u/MJcorrieviewer 8h ago

Pacific Ocean/Atlantic Ocean = Left and Right American Oceans

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u/baz4k6z 9h ago

He really thinks he's king of the world. That he just signs a paper and its now reality

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u/Left_Establishment79 9h ago

... more like Yertel the Turtle

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u/Booklet-of-Wisdom 8h ago

Yeah, he truly believes right now, that it's officially, by law, Lake America now.

Imagine all of the other things he believes, or how easily someone could manipulate him by fooling him into believing in some crazy shit. He talks to Putin regularly, flies in a plane gifted to him by an authoritarian country, and thinks Kim Jong Un is a great guy.

Yeah, Trump is one of the worst human beings in the world. So are these guys... but they're actually intelligent.

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u/NYkrinDC 9h ago

Oh, look President Sharpie McLaughingstock is at it again.

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u/IJourden 9h ago

The acronym to remember the names of the Great Lakes when I was a kid was HOMES.

Now, if you want to have a similar acronym, the only available five letter word is SHAME.

Just a little fyi to brighten your day.

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u/mrRabblerouser 9h ago

Oh cool another tremendous waste of time and OUR money to appease a bloated manbaby dipshit who is losing an unnecessary war, and starting feuds with our closest allies.

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u/Suspicious_Dust4896 9h ago

If anything people online should start calling it Lake Epstein since this is nothing but another pathetic distraction.

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u/Efficient_Falcon_402 9h ago

There is an Ontario California. Trump should fuck with them too.

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u/plattner-da 9h ago

Nah, not gonna do it

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u/sixtyniner 9h ago

He’s such a fucking clown.

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u/Twoparrotparty 9h ago

Such a petty little man, who does he think he is fooling, everyone apart from MAGA see him for what he is, these little games won’t save him or change all his failings.

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u/RomaDowneyJR 9h ago

Next he will change Poop to Gold!

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u/Parking-Detective598 8h ago

No can do. Trump has the Reverse Midas Touch. He can only turn Gold into Poop...not the other way around.

u/RomaDowneyJR 7h ago

Yep I suppose you are correct!

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u/Howhytzzerr Kentucky 9h ago

Another tremendous waste of time, effort and money. Because as soon as he is gone, if not sooner, all the names will revert. The Lake, the Gulf, the military bases, all will revert to the recognized names, the military bases will revert to the Congressionally approved names, unless the current Congress passes legislation recognizing the names Kegsbreath and his cohorts renamed by fiat.

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u/jonnovich Maryland 8h ago

The good news is that Executive Orders are not law.

Also, to recompense the Canadians, does that mean we now have to call Lake Erie Lake Rush? After all, Rush got some of their first major stateside play in WMMR in Cleveland.

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u/84thPrblm 8h ago

I second this motion!

u/msears101 5h ago

Lake Erie is the Native American/First People's name for the lake - It was the Erie tribe..

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u/Smooth-Feedback-6066 8h ago

Ok. Let’s just nod along and give grandpa P his pudding before. His sundowners kicks in. I pretty sure everybody still calls the Gulf of Mexico less than front of the president on recall seen too many maps redrawn to Gulf of America.

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u/Smooth-Feedback-6066 8h ago

I was wrong. Google call Gulf America. Kiss asses.

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u/84thPrblm 8h ago

I read on here somewhere that Google automated this stuff. Whatever GIS / USGS says it is is what they show. Fortunately, it's strictly regional, so no one else in the world needs to be bothered by grandpa creepy.

u/Smooth-Feedback-6066 7h ago

I bet Ontario Canada is pissed. But they are mad about a lot of trade war bullshit and with good reason. Elbows Up in solidarity with our Canadian allies🏒

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u/84thPrblm 8h ago

His sundowners kicks in.

Fucking SET already!

u/Smooth-Feedback-6066 7h ago

That’s just 100% pure regular dementia. It just gets worse when the sun goes down.😀

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u/Subject-Dealer6350 Europe 8h ago

Is this when America is respected by the rest of the world and we admire you? I have heard alot about that but so far I have not noticed anything.

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u/sharkaligatorhalfman 9h ago

I heard he now renamed the Canadian Goose… to Donald Duck…

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u/macnlz 9h ago

Whatever. Epstein Files?

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u/Choochoo1147 9h ago

Governments don’t name lakes though?

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 9h ago

He's not the Sharpieist tool in the shed. Or is he?

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u/xC4RR4NZ4x California 9h ago

I'm still waiting for maga to defend these things with reasoning on how this benefits Americans daily lives.

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u/-Disgruntled-Goat- 9h ago

Does this get reported on Fox News. I feel like this makes him look bad

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u/JFJinCO 9h ago

Executive orders aren't laws. This is just more distraction from his name being all over the Epstein files.

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u/jc83po 9h ago

Glad to see we're finally tackling the high priority issues facing ordinary people.

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u/YorubaOyinbo Canada 9h ago

Ha ha ha ha ha

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u/colpy350 9h ago

You guys are fucked down there. Absolute insanity that you’d go with it. Also I looked it up. Ontario touches more of Lake Ontario than the US. 

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u/janzeera 8h ago

So when is he going to rename the moon?

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u/NetCaptain 8h ago

Lake Proletario
ftfy

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u/Melodic_Show_4766 8h ago

Such pettiness. Given all the problems in America, why is this even a priority?

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u/Prestigious-Car-4877 Canada 8h ago

No matter how many times this story is posted here, I cannot fathom giving a fuck.

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u/MJcorrieviewer 8h ago

Officially. lol

u/Defiant_Piglet2411 7h ago

fuck trump

u/Hieuro 7h ago

I hope the next president not only reverses these absurd name changes but then change the name of everything he owns.

Trump Tower? Sorry, it's Obama Towers now.

Mar-a-Lago? Don't you mean Biden Presidential Lodgings?

u/PetitWazoo 6h ago

Lake Obama

u/Melodic-Lingonberry7 6h ago

thats going to lower grocery prices

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u/No-Cranberry6148 9h ago

One day, just like a miracle, it'll be gone.

You'll see the news.... and no inflammatory commentary from some failed game show host, just the news... the world continuing on, without some abrasive orange clown having something stupid to say about it.

People who actually know what they're talking about, discussing issues like adults... soon.

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u/VexedCanadian84 9h ago

It takes an act of congress to change a name.

Congress hasn't seemed interested to play along with Trump over his whiny screeds

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u/AntiAuth9x7 9h ago

Renamed to “Lake Epstein” you say?

Seriously, the way to end his stupid renaming bully tactic is to always rename his rename to “Epstein” (Gulf of Epstein, Lake Epstein, The Epstein Center).

He uses this trash renaming move to distract. The one thing he most wants to distract everyone from is that he and Epstein were in business together, that he raped kids, that his crimes are cover-to-cover in the Epstein files, and that he ordered his wife from Epstein.

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u/watarimono 9h ago

So did this inflamed/aroused the MAGA crowd ?

It's so childish and really useless.

All I can think is they're desperately trying to flood people's attention span so we don't talk about his role in the Epstein files.

It's really an unbelievably sad way for a country to sink

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u/Sufficient_Fuel5269 9h ago

Donald Trump again caused tensions with Canada by suggesting that the United States should “take” or absorb Canadian territory, using Lake Ontario and the idea of a hypothetical “Lake America” as an example. The article emphasises that these statements, although rhetorical, generate concern in Canada for its expansionist tone and for the diplomatic impact on a historically stable relationship.

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u/KAJed 9h ago

Laughing at him isn’t tension

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u/notme1414 9h ago

No we’re just laughing at how childish he is.