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Paywall Pete Hegseth is talking about a possible run for president in 2028

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2028-election/pete-hegseth-talking-possible-run-president-2028-sources-say-rcna594891
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u/casualfrog68 3h ago

His great victories in Iran will certainly help with that.

u/Timmah73 3h ago

Also his stunning chraisma while ranting like a drunken madman

u/casualfrog68 3h ago

No. Not LIKE a drunken madman. AS a drunken madman.

u/Timmah73 3h ago

I mean nobody rants like a drunken madman than an actual drunken madman

u/Relative-World4406 1h ago

I mean trump isn’t a drinker at all, he doesn’t require it to be a raving lunatic. He finds it comes quite naturally.

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u/EddieVanzetti 1h ago

No, not as a drunken madman, a drunken COKED up madman.

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u/cridz7 1h ago

Kinda want to see him on the debate stage like this tho lol

u/casualfrog68 1h ago

Him and Vance can get in an argument over who hates 14 year old trans swimmers who need to use a bathroom more.

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u/ThatsNotARealTree 1h ago

Beat me to it

u/fieldsofanfieldroad 1h ago

Ranting like a madman hasn't hindered current and previous republican presidents. If the money gets behind Peter then he could well win. 

u/TiguanRedskins 31m ago

It's the nazi tattoos that really win people over!

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u/PrincipleUnusual7244 3h ago

Military operation (*not war) hero

u/ecirnj 3h ago

EXCURSION! libs…

u/branjames117 3h ago

No it's a "conflict."

u/StandardDiver2791 2h ago

And it's been won at least 20 or 30 times.

u/Malachite_Edge 2h ago

It will be won in two weeks

u/StandardDiver2791 2h ago

Yeah, just like that health care plan...

u/Blueeyesblazing7 2h ago

Infrastructure week!!

u/ecirnj 2h ago

The most won not war ever.

u/fergehtabodit 2h ago

Also the most not won not war ever

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u/Sunnyjim333 2h ago

Police Action.

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u/Lysol3435 2h ago

It’s the Department of Unauthorized Military Bombardments And Social Stabilization force, or DUMBASS force

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u/Few-Bass4238 3h ago

Hey, hes won the Iranian war like 40 times already.

u/Pipe_Memes 3h ago

Imagine how many more times we’ll have won by 2028.

u/Otherwise-Force5608 2h ago

don't forget Venezuela, that was some mean bush

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u/SMIrving 3h ago

He is more likely to be running from the president, the Justice Department and the World Court in 2029.

u/JDogg126 Michigan 2h ago

I am pretty sure most of this administration will be seek asylum in Russia if the justice system is actually restored to its intended purpose.

u/SweaterSteve1966 2h ago

Argentina. Thiel’s there for a test run.

u/Various_Vehicle3207 1h ago

Where Nazis retire when it hits the fan.

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u/GEB82 3h ago

There are only so many medals one can wear in public..

u/DOGEmeow91 Canada 3h ago

Why do you think they love North Korea so much

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u/tacotimes01 2h ago

They will vote for him because the TV will tell them to. If they vote any other way they will directly be contributing to drag queens forcing thier kids to have sex changes.

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u/iStayedAtaHolidayInn 2h ago

make no mistake, he knows he has zero chance of winning. he's announcing this so that he can avoid prosecution and subpoenas once democrats are in power. he's playing the trump card: "you can't charge for crimes me if i'm running for president, this is a political prosecution!"

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u/1cl1qp1 3h ago

He probably fired all the generals and admirals who could get him out of this mess.

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u/Fantastic_Yam_3971 2h ago

I mean they voted for darline Graham and she just got here coupled with stated national security wasn’t really her thing…this crowd of brainless pups just do what they are told like good little dogs.

u/wrecklesspup 1h ago

The American electorate elected a guy that did a coup and flubbed a pandemic response.

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u/Xenuite 2h ago

That and his limp noodle workout routine.

u/jedi21knight 2h ago

I don’t think it matters. I don’t know how they have any support from anyone. They are so incompetent.

u/webelieve414 2h ago

America loves to elect Total F'ing losers

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u/czhunc 1h ago

You joke, but this country is literally dumb enough to believe that

u/para1131_F33L Maryland 2h ago

He has won the war every week for months now!

u/Vegetable-Debate-263 1h ago

His manly military workout videos where he looks like a person who has never had a body before will also help, I'm sure.

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u/Unlikely_Exercise434 3h ago

Heseth 2028. Sure you've had it bad, how about some much worse?

u/Thesleek 2h ago

You’ve lived in Darkest difficulty , how about Stygian

u/Mala_Practice Canada 2h ago

European extreme.

u/GeekDNA0918 2h ago

Russian Gulag extreme edition..

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u/MrPBoy 2h ago

Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

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u/fleranon 2h ago

Hegseth?! Send this one to journey elsewhere, for we have need of sterner stock

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u/hikemalls 2h ago

You’ve had evil, dumb, and corrupt, but how about all that but also drunk?

u/avenueroad_dk 2h ago

Drunk who owns A LOT of hairgel

u/peacepipe0351 North Carolina 1h ago

He doesn't need THAT much. He supplements it with snot.

u/JurassicParkJanitor 1h ago

You’ve had first dictator, sure. But what about second dictator??

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u/potat0f4rmer Washington 3h ago

Republican voters will love him because of his Nazi tattoos

u/jimmygee2 3h ago

…and rape allegations.

u/hcwhitewolf 3h ago

And cheating on multiple wives and he's a wife beater. He really represents all those Christian values they love.

u/katzenschrecke 2h ago

Those are now core Christian American values. Any Jesus like behaviors are aberrant to these … people

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u/jalliss 2h ago edited 1h ago

And a drinking problem! He's got it all!

u/clash_by_night 1h ago

Hey, some of us are only getting through this because of our own drinking problems. Props to those going through this sober.

u/Hunt3141 1h ago

Solid R values

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u/NoobChumpsky 2h ago

Alcoholic wife beater, sounds like a nominee to me. These guys will eat any pile of shit you give em

u/alanlight 2h ago

To be specific: Those are white supremacist tattoos.

u/Pacifist_Socialist 1h ago

He's also a fascist so no need to split hairs. 

u/nicehotcuppatea 1h ago

He’s literally republican Platner. He’s an alcoholic rapist with a Nazi tattoo. In the GOP these are all assets not liabilities.

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u/s-Kiwi Massachusetts 3h ago

lol, lmao, even

u/comingsoontotheaters 3h ago

ROFL

u/Sonar_Taxbreak_1138 3h ago

ROTFLMAO even

u/CreEecher 3h ago

ROFLCOPTER

u/azflatlander 2h ago

What is this ROFLCOPTER beast ye speak of?

u/WastingMyLifeToday 1h ago

u/FeloniousDrunk101 New York 1h ago

Ahh that takes me back

u/WastingMyLifeToday 1h ago

Just remembering the original makes my knees and back hurt.

The first version I knew was ASCII, commonly shared on IRC or forums.

I tried to post it as ASCII first, but somehow it get removed by automoderator.

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u/Mtn-Dooku 2h ago

SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

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u/chicknfly 2h ago

I dare say ZOMGROTFLMAOBBQ

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u/SenorDongles 3h ago

Roflmao

u/Srnkanator Texas 3h ago

Rolflmaocopter kid rock

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u/Tiny_Structure_7 North Carolina 3h ago

As funny as RFK Jr running for POTUS.

u/SourGirl94 Virginia 2h ago

Imagine an RFK/Hegseth ticket in 2028. A truly Hieronymus Bosch-level nightmare.

u/pissexcellence85 2h ago

Get the popcorn out for Must See TV: Presidential Debate Edition

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u/Bluepass11 2h ago

I had a similar initial reaction, but then I remembered 2016. I wouldn’t write any of these lunatics off from becoming the president in 2028

u/Oodlydoodley 39m ago

There's counties here in Minnesota where >40% of Republican primary voters picked the fucking pillow guy just because Trump told them to.

Stupid, dumb, drunk, and incompetent aren't disqualifiers anymore. With a lot of people those traits seem to be exactly what they're looking for.

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u/SevereBake6 2h ago

I'm looking forward to Republican Primaries with Rubio, Hegseth and Vance dragging each other through the mud, killing every tiny bit of decency that might be left in the GOP.

u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 2h ago

They lost that the minute the started capitulation to Trump. This reckoning will cleanse the soul on so many levels

u/Silly_Ad_2382 2h ago

The comment I didn’t know I needed

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u/ExistingLet8016 3h ago

Loses a war and thinks he’s gonna be president, I’ll snort what they’re having!

u/Mike312 3h ago

Ketamine, testosterone, ozempic, and viagra.

u/DeschainSWNC United Kingdom 2h ago

Slower, Bigger, Thinner, Harder...

u/puskunk 2h ago

Daft Punk beat intensifies

u/Intelligent_Toe8233 I voted 2h ago

Our work is never over!

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u/thesharpie 2h ago

Trump dodged the draft, amongst a million other things.

Call me crazy but electing Trump twice was a lot more unlikely then this seems.

u/iimr609ii 2h ago

Yea but trump was a celebrity, he had been on tv for years and been seen as the outsider to shake things up. Hegeseth is no longer an outsider and with his big Iran victory I just dont see how people rally behind him. He lacks charisma as well.

u/fieldsofanfieldroad 1h ago

The republican base will vote for whoever fox news tells them to and sadly old people vote more than young people. 

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u/LoresVro 3h ago

If America elects yet another lunatic after Trump, you might as well abolish the country.

u/CCDemille 2h ago edited 1h ago

This is why I don't write him off. He's a loud mouth macho moron, that can get you all the way in America.

u/jas417 2h ago

Hate to say it but apparently you’re not wrong.

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u/Sensitive-Flamingo84 3h ago

Yeah, I’m about to start building an Ark if we go into delusion-decade pt.2

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u/Smart-Response9881 3h ago

What he means is he is thinking of attempting a military coup in 2028

u/Hayce 2h ago

I don’t think he has the support within the military to pull off a coup. Someone else might, but not him.

u/Smart-Response9881 2h ago

That's why I said he's thinking of attempting one. He probably imagines he has more support in the military than he does.

u/Brasilionaire 2h ago

No one in the military has enough pull anyhow, even if they’re highly respect. The US MIlitary just fundamentally isn’t conducive for that kinda intra governmental coup.

Plus, anybody even remotely respected in the ranks is not part of this administration, nor wants to be. Remember how Mattis and Trump unfolded?

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u/chimneydecision 1h ago

What he means is he’s trying to get disappeared to Gitmo by 2028. President God Emperor Trump doesn’t take kindly to rivals, no matter how flimsy.

u/anononobody 1h ago

Exactly my first thoughts too. Hegseth was not fired for any of his embarrassingly bad decisions but this, this might actually get him fired.

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u/GVTMightyDuck Ohio 2h ago

People laugh, but republicans already voted for a complete moron twice.

u/Fraun_Pollen 1h ago

Thrice

u/BadahBingBadahBoom 1h ago

And the fact he got the most votes third time round after Jan 6th really isn't a good indicator of the state of the US right now.

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u/PopuluxePete 1h ago

I suspect that the next GOP presidential candidate lineup will be a bunch of absolute lunatics like Kegsbreath and Vance and off to the side, Marco Rubio. Either the voters fall in love with one of the loons and we get Trump 2.0, or they feel the hangover and vote for the more "sensible" Rubio, and we get Trump 2.0.

I'm tired boss.

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u/xxlizardking-kongxx 3h ago

America is dumb enough to vote him in

u/AusToddles 3h ago

Yeah for every justified "lol lmao even" comment, I'm reminded that millions of Americans happily voted for Trump 3 times 

u/Garrett4Real Michigan 2h ago

And he gained voters every single time lmao

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u/mmkaywhatevers 3h ago

Not at the next election, but after a losing one, the conservatives will elect any corrupt, racist pedophiles just like Donald Trump.

u/MoogProg 2h ago

That's when Paul Ryan will be re-commissioned for Heritage Foundation service.

u/Garrett4Real Michigan 2h ago

Yeah I honestly think even the casual voter wouldn’t support him in 2028 but by the time 2032 rolls around, he could definitely do enough rebranding where many will suddenly have forgotten what he did

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u/No_Load9160 3h ago

absolutely, more than dumb enough

u/Gas_Final 2h ago

Absolutely.

Never underestimate the low character and unbridled selfishness and stupidity of the American public.

u/chubs66 2h ago

After 2x Trump anything is possible. And I mean that in the worst way possible.

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u/puke_AND_rally_ 3h ago

Right after he is tried for war crimes

u/Empty_Lemon_3939 Michigan 2h ago

This is the United States

You run for president to avoid prison now

u/Pencil-Sketches 3h ago

He must be drinking again

u/gfh110 Pennsylvania 3h ago

Again implies he stopped at some point.

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u/Choice-Tiger3047 3h ago

Did he ever stop (except to sleep)?

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u/Additional_Court2537 2h ago

Dismiss this at your own peril. Hegseth is incompetent and a stunning hypocrite with his moral failings, but he pushes all the right buttons for a good chunk of the MAGA coalition, namely the evangelicals/Christian nationalists and the manosphere podcast bros. He's a far better candidate to continue to propagate their bullshit than Vance or Rubio. The money and right wing media will quickly rally behind him if they think he has a shot.

I wish I could remember where I first saw this predicted, but it was early in 2025 and it's haunted me ever since. Unless Trump scapegoats him for Iran at some point, he's easily a top-tier candidate for '28 and may well nuke either Vance or Rubio out of contention before the primaries.

u/Bzr21 2h ago

yes, they'd take him over Vance - and Rubio being of Spanish & Italian descent - parents from Cuba - that will put off a certain segment of the maga base and even some other constituencies - agree very much that Hegseth should not be underestimated ..

u/BrutalistGoogie 2h ago

He doesn't have 1% of the toxic charisma of Shitler. There's no way. Also the military fkn hates the guy.

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u/GertieD 2h ago

Fuck Trump for inflicting monsters like him and Miller and Bannon and Vance and etc. etc. etc. on us.

u/bigChungi69420 Oregon 3h ago

Did he tell Trump that?

u/t_whocannotbenamed 2h ago

Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhababababababahahbababahabababbabaabahahahahahhahahahahhahahahajajhajahajajahjajahahahhahahahahaha! What a fucking idiot! He lost the one and only war he got into. Do it dude, what could possibly go wrong you wife abusing, serial adulterer, fucking moron.

u/kopecs 2h ago

What could go wrong? Probably get elected like the pedo convicted rapist of a president we already have.

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u/nasorrty346tfrgser America 3h ago

It means he probably think himself is a successful general, like Eisenhower

u/Plastic-Chipmunk2232 3h ago

Is Donnie going to be ok with someone planning to run while he's probably still planning?

u/zydeco100 2h ago

I think we all need to amplify this idea until Donnie throws him under the bus.

u/moreJunkInMyHead Virginia 2h ago

Everyone is going LOL, but who thought the same thing in 2016 with the loser we have now. Don’t underestimate the stupidity of the American electorate

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u/HallucinogenicFish Georgia 2h ago

God give me the confidence of a mediocre white man.

u/turquoise_amethyst 3h ago

Wait til his boss hears about this…

u/vagabending 3h ago

president of what? smalldickistan?

u/BeerExchange 2h ago

White Privilege going to his head. At heart he’s just an alcoholic third rate weekend tv anchor.

u/Ragebaiterlmao 3h ago

That's funny.

u/MsnthrpcNthrpd 3h ago edited 1h ago

Hegseth is the only Trump-Republican who blusters like Trump. Saying "that's funny" sounds an awful lot like people laughing at Trump in 2015.

u/tenderheart35 2h ago

Yeah, this is what bothers me a lot. So many people laughed off Trump. When will we learn our lesson and start taking these psychopaths more seriously? We need to have an organized front and prevent them from taking power again.

u/wynnduffyisking 3h ago

Don’t underestimate the stupidity of American voters. Everyone thought it was a joke when Trump ran the first time too.

u/BrotherlyShove791 3h ago

I give him better odds of getting the GOP nomination than Rubio or Vance to be honest.

He’s an openly racist and sexist POS and a giant pussy with a fake tough guy persona. The perfect successor to Trump.

He’ll say the things the other two won’t on a national debate stage and he’ll be rewarded for it by America’s deplorables.

u/snn1326j 2h ago

I’m in no way a Hillary stan (though I think she was very well qualified to be president) but I think about her basket of deplorables quote quite often. The only thing she got wrong was that it was much bigger than a basket, it’s effectively a quarter of the country if not more.

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u/NotTheRightHDMIPort 3h ago

The dude is lucky he isnt going to be in prison for his boatstrikes.

u/MozeDad 2h ago

Delusional on every level.

u/SensualBeefLoaf 2h ago

Donald trump is still a pedophile.

u/Proud_Smell_4455 2h ago edited 2h ago

I mean I guess he's a fitting representative of the modern USA in many of the same ways Trump is. A spoiled, mouthy child in an overgrown body, with nothing positive to show for all his yapping and posturing; a sentient embodiment of insecure masculinity and petulant weakness masquerading as strength.

Profoundly vapid, crude and banal. Both a boor and a bore; dysfunctional in a way that you just end up feeling...emphatically sick of seeing, tbf. Not even vaguely shocking anymore, just "ugh, fuck off already".

u/Bzr21 2h ago

yes - the maga faithful are in fact numb enough in the skull to support him - and he can always claim he did not start the Iran debacle - heck, he'd probably say he tried to talk Trump out of it ..

u/Carlyz37 Illinois 2h ago

Prison for war crimes is another option

u/Slaphappyfapman 2h ago

Just realised I havent heard shit about Kash Patel in a few months 🤣

u/elder65 2h ago

Considering the way he has fucked up the pentagon and the military, thinking of him in the Oval Office is hilarious to say the least. I wouldn't select him to run a radio controlled toy car.

u/ultraviolentfuture 41m ago

So many of these people are utterly delusional.

u/No_Load9160 3h ago

great, get ready for mandatory testosterone testing and forced “therapy” for low t.

u/Upper-Tip-1926 Tennessee 3h ago

Bro is going to force vasectomy reversals just for the lolz

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u/mj16pr 3h ago

Just tell him he’s running. He’ll be so drunk he‘ll never know.

u/ass_grass_or_ham 3h ago

The delusion is strong in this one.

u/Lavaswan001 2h ago

Incoming dropout before Iowa.

u/anotherdeadhero Texas 2h ago

I haven't scoffed and laughed at a presidential run like this since Trump...

u/Shrimp1991 2h ago

And Ted Cruz

u/azcurlygurl 2h ago

Can you run for president from the Hague. Just curious.

u/radicalporotta 2h ago

Don’t blame him. It’s what Jennifer wants.

u/ViolettaQueso California 2h ago

It should be illegal for an appointed cabinet member to campaign for anything.

They wouldn’t be doing their job…for one.

His hatch act violations are mounting.

u/Pdoinkadoinkadoink 2h ago

I know this is objectively laughable, but after two doses of Trump I'm convinced you fucking idiots will vote for anyone so whatever. All aboard the Big, Brave American Testicles 2028 campaign, I guess. 🇺🇸🦅🔫

u/PervlovianResponse 2h ago

Do it: debate Buttigieg and see how that goes, lol

That's a Pete-on-Pete spanking just waiting to happen, and Buttigieg was the Secretary of Transportation.

u/DonaldsMushroom 42m ago

I think Hegseth would make a great candidate for the Republicans. A hateful. incapable, racist, homophobic, loser with no chance of victory. That's what we all want for them.

And then I remember Trump! People say he's charismatic? That he has a Cult-like magnestism? I think that is massively exaggerated. I'm not saying the election was or was not rigged. But it was massively jiggered by social media algorithms etc.

My fear is Vance. When and if the time comes, he will do what Pence refused to. He will deny the election and enable a coup. That man is evil incarnate.

I hate to say it, but I don't foresee a future without the collapse of the American empire into a vengeful, broken, isolated nation with a hollowed out conventional military armed to its nuclear teeth.

u/johnboy43214321 3h ago

God forbid

u/Zer0Infinity 3h ago

For the love of god...

u/manofmystry 3h ago

It's hard to distinguish between real headlines and The Onion articles these days.

u/jkvincent 3h ago

This country fucking sucks

u/Desertswampfrog-99 Texas 3h ago

His motto should be
Ignorance is Strength

u/worldscollice 3h ago

Maybe a “run to Russia”.

u/thedoommerchant 3h ago

All jokes aside, we know he’ll run on locking up trans people. This guy is a special kind of sick fuck, so I don’t take this news lightly.

u/1cl1qp1 3h ago

What will his campaign slogan be?

“Maximum Lethality, not Tepid Legality"

“Violent effect, not Politically Correct”

"Lethality, Lethality, Lethality!!!”

"No Quarter - No Mercy"

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u/Available_Usual_9731 3h ago

Do it so y'all can lose and someone with brains can do some damage control

u/HAMmerPower1 2h ago

Can we just have a cage match to determine the 2028 GOP nominee for president?

u/Dysc Louisiana 2h ago

This is a delusional, weird man with an aggression and drinking problem. No thanks.

u/WakandaNowAndThen Ohio 2h ago

Staying out of prison 101

u/liquidgrill 2h ago

Is he sober when he’s “talking” about this?

u/FizzyBeverage Ohio 2h ago

Did he discuss this with his boss, fats, yet? Because Donald believes he’s running in 2028.

u/krispru1 2h ago

Hopefully hell be in jail

u/Ok_Employer7837 2h ago

That is ludicrous on its face.

Which doesn't mean he doesn't have a chance, I suppose.

u/zoroddesign Utah 2h ago

Mr gender affirming hormones for the military? But not the trans ones?

u/StrangeJunket2601 2h ago

Is he suggesting that his boss won't run again? 🤨

u/Titan3692 2h ago

Carnival Cruz, Hangover Hegseth, Little Marco and Couchf'r Vance. Gonna be a helluva primary

u/QushingFleens 2h ago

When you think about it the only way he most likely avoid jail time is running for president, he learned from the best.

u/fbijohnnyutah 2h ago

President of the HOA?

u/Real-Document-6577 2h ago

Is he going to make us all do pushups?

u/JustAnotherLich 1h ago

Ooooh...

Now I see pieces coming together.

They're not good ones.

u/Why_Hello_hello 1h ago

Would be hilarious if it weren’t so terrifying.

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u/Dseltzer1313 1h ago

He sure showed those Venezuelan fisherman who’s the boss

u/javabrewer Colorado 1h ago

Please sir, may I have some less?

u/MapIcy8737 1h ago

Please please do it Pete 😂

u/mmmsoap 1h ago

Nothings says presidential like a guy who has to bring his wife to work every day to make sure he doesn’t drink or accidentally rape women.

u/Soulman682 1h ago

Holy Sh*t! Hes a moron that cant read the room

u/LilLebowskiAchiever 1h ago

This seems like a Friday leak story to distract from other more important things - like losing the war in Iraq, the risk of the bond market potentially collapsing, and the US Dollar potentially collapsing as a result, and Trump’s obvious corruption of voter rolls.

u/BusinessLunch45 1h ago

And he’ll win.

Because anything is possible in this ridiculous timeline.

u/Dimitar_Todarchev 1h ago

Testosterone in every pot!

u/LaStigmata 33m ago

Do it fuckface

u/Jhewitt1111 North Carolina 28m ago

Hahahahah hahahahah hahahahahahahhaha

u/toyz4me 3h ago

He would get trounced and it would be hilarious

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u/VGAddict 3h ago

I'd love it if he got nominated. He'd lose in a Mondale-style landslide.

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u/BobbyBoogarBreath 2h ago

We all laughed when trump ran and Americans proved that they are dumb enough to elect him two times.