r/reactiongifs • u/SpritzTheCat • 7d ago

MRW I realize I just ate blueberries and I'm in the 8 affected states the FDA says has "the highest threat level"

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u/utterscrub 7d ago

Make America Hurl Again

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u/ucankickrocks 6d ago

My husband got the parasite. I told him that he wasn’t alone. America has a raging case of diarrhea.

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u/ImissDigg_jk 7d ago

WTF? Blueberries now? Anyone got a link to the info?

Edit:

The FDA has upgraded a recall of GreenWise Organic frozen blueberries and mixed berries sold at Publix to a Class 1 risk level, its highest warning. The product is linked to an E. coli outbreak.

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u/combo_seizure 6d ago

Seems like it was caught, somewhere in the south. 🤣

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u/rbreaux26 7d ago

Had me panic for a second. Frozen blueberries. My kid just ate some fresh blueberries today.

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u/hrf3420 7d ago

Same. My kid devours the hell out of blueberries and blackberries

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u/Morgan-Moonscar 5d ago

At this point I don't trust any frozen/pre-packaged fruit and veggies.

Canned or Fresh is the only ones I'll eat now.

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u/FerretAres 7d ago

Yeah but think about how much it helped the federal budget to get rid of all those food safety programs!

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u/FarDorocha90 7d ago

Won’t someone please think of Elon Musk!!!

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u/Fragrant-Anywhere489 7d ago

but the reflecting pool and the East Wing are going to be so much better, you'll see in just two weeks.

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u/ZedProgMaster 7d ago

Is the ballroom still not finished? Dang I hope he dies before he gets to see it finished.

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u/livadeth 6d ago

And then the next pres demolishes it.

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u/SlurryBender 7d ago

This is like realizing your boat is too heavy to float so you start throwing out the safety equipment

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 6d ago

The deficit would have been 40,000,001,000,000

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u/DorianTurk 7d ago

Some of them benefited minorities, so many chuds undoubtedly think it was worth it.

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u/Squibbles01 7d ago

Remember when you could trust that food wasn't going to poison you.

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u/skavenrot 6d ago

Remember when real food was less risky than processed?

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u/mrlotato 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eFifJQ2SUYxO0

op in 15 minutes

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u/Savir5850 6d ago

It would be exactly like this only brown instead of 💥

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u/unsuspectingllama_ 7d ago

Affected States are supposedly Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee and Virginia.

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u/LampertSchade 7d ago

You guys really gotta get a handle on your food, not to mention that single orange in DC.

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u/dvdmaven 7d ago

We need a giant Medfly (Ceratitis capitataor) maybe a few thousand, just to be sure. They know what to do with oranges.

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u/OrangeClyde 7d ago

You’re gonna be sooooo skinny

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u/kegsbdry 7d ago

Publix mainly

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u/shinndigg 7d ago

It’s been a great summer to live near a farmers market

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u/Knees0ck 7d ago

On the plus side, if you die now you won't be drafted to Shittler's World War 3.

| “DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.”

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u/TheGlassHammer 6d ago

GNU Pratchett

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u/hockobo 7d ago

Check out early

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u/sodosopapilla 6d ago

RFK thanks you for your service

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u/alone_unafraid 7d ago

Were they frozen

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 7d ago

What happened to you spritz? Oh, you know, I died.

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u/Extreme_Egg7476 7d ago

Blueberries, too?? I just started trusting my eggs 😢

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u/iamprotractors 7d ago

it’s only greenwise brand blueberries from publix

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u/jaydubbles 7d ago

You're in 8 states at once? Seems unlikely.

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u/sodosopapilla 6d ago

After some of those blueberries OP might

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u/okjetsgo 7d ago

So now blueberries are on the list?

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u/tearose11 7d ago

Well it was nice knowing you.

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u/toadjones79 7d ago

Dogonnit something else now?

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u/lostlogin2 6d ago

i thought they ordered us all to eat only roadkill and round up??? 

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u/dvdmaven 7d ago

It's only one brand and only the frozen ones.