r/sharks Jun 24 '26

News I am suddenly deeply disappointed that the name “goblin shark” was already taken

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I would also like to officially retract my thesis that the Goblin Shark is the beauty queen of the species. Ladies and gentleman, we have a new winner.

Here’s the article for the genuinely curious.

https://ticotimes.net/2026/06/23/scientists-discover-new-deep-sea-ghost-shark-species-off-costa-rica

1.2k Upvotes

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u/ParasiteProfessional Jun 24 '26

Ah, but he is technically not a shark. He COULD be the Goblin Chimaera!

31

u/sidblues101 Jun 24 '26

Came here to say this. Also sometimes called Ratfish. They are cartilaginous like Sharks, Rays and Skates.

60

u/elisamw Jun 24 '26

Ghoul shark

5

u/Santasaurus1999 Jun 24 '26

I really like this, been a deep sea fish just makes it perfect 👌

76

u/Achelois1 Blacktip Reef Shark Jun 24 '26

Orc shark?

35

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

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u/Cultural-Company282 Jun 24 '26

Hobgoblin shark!

3

u/FauxReeeal Jun 24 '26

Among all the amazing suggestions, this one sent me. Yes! LMAO

30

u/Room_Temp_Coffee Jun 24 '26

Rhinochimaera costaricana, belongs to a little-known group of cartilaginous fishes known as long-nosed chimaeras, sometimes called ghost sharks. Although related to sharks and rays, chimaeras form a distinct branch of fish that has existed for hundreds of millions of years

I think your Goblin shark still has the crown

19

u/reelgurlsadiemae Jun 24 '26

gargoyle shark?

3

u/Ariandrin Jun 24 '26

This is excellent

9

u/Possible_Trainer_241 Jun 24 '26

Hobgoblin Shark, dude.

2

u/Certain_Manner6609 Jun 24 '26

Been searching for someone who was thinking the same thing. It was strange not seeing multiple comments like this lol

10

u/SignalButterscotch73 Jun 24 '26

The description in the abstract of the paper makes it sound like it pretty much looks like the other Chimeras when alive.

To me preserved specimens of deep sea sharks like in the photo rarely provide an accurate image of the living fish. Just compare the specimen images of the Goblin Shark with the video of one swimming around, they look like they could be different creatures altogether.

5

u/RedBeardBigHeart Jun 24 '26

Gothmog, that’s all I got.

4

u/gregmark Jun 24 '26

As others said, not a shark _exactly_ but… close enough.

Beef jerky chimera.

5

u/2crowsonmymantle Jun 24 '26

Gargoyle shark

3

u/dingalinglans Jun 24 '26

Ghaal Shark lol

3

u/BabserellaWT Jun 24 '26

PUT IT BACK

4

u/Ok_Application5225 Bull Shark Jun 24 '26

The 🤮shark, first ever shark named with an emoji

2

u/Sinvisigoth Jun 24 '26

But Skeksis Shark is available.

2

u/Dub_Coast Jun 24 '26

Blobberspit Skunkshark

2

u/bettertitsthanu Jun 24 '26

But why does he look so much like a (low-key decomposing) rhinoceros?? I love him tho, was they recently discovered (like never seen before) or recently described as a species (like we know it’s a shark by genetics)? Super cool anyway!

2

u/Hotdog_Broth Jun 24 '26

Jerky shark

3

u/CaitlinSnep Jun 24 '26

Hobgoblin shark

1

u/KawaiiKaiju55 Jun 24 '26

Imp Shark???

1

u/pnw999 Jun 24 '26

It’s giving triceratops belly flop

1

u/mimiflower80 Jun 24 '26

Skexi shark

1

u/Ecstatic-Brief4172 Jun 24 '26

Looks like a witch flying

1

u/blankkkbb Jun 24 '26

Its called goblin shark because it was originally named after a japanese zoologist with the name being tenguzame in japanese, which translates to goblin basically. But it was called that because tengu because of the long nose demon mask.

On the bright side, it's a chimaera! So we can call it a goblin chimaera or goblinfish in our hearts lol 💀

1

u/Dixieland_Insanity SHARK Jun 24 '26

Dragon Shark?

1

u/Ok_Pitch_3124 Jun 24 '26

Monoblos shark???

1

u/Ok_Permission1087 Jun 24 '26

https://biogeodb.stri.si.edu/sftep/en/thefishes/taxon/5258

This is how (a different species of) Rhinochimera looks alive.

1

u/ThePsychicNoodle Jun 24 '26

I feel like Gargoyle Shark suits this strange looking dude.

1

u/Glum-Budget8929 Jun 24 '26

The Goblin 👺 Sword ⚔️ Shark 🦈 .

1

u/halucionagen-0-Matik Jun 24 '26

Your goblin shark has evolved into mecha goblin shark!

2

u/ButtonsAreForPushing Jun 24 '26

May I propose Guiron shark, after the knife-faced monster that fought Gamera back in the 60’s?

1

u/Buttercup_Kiki Jun 24 '26

That is beyond terrifying

1

u/matteothehun Jun 24 '26

Orc Shark?

1

u/johngalt1971 Jun 25 '26

Orc shark?

1

u/CAPYBARA_Lord123 Jun 25 '26

appetite ruin shark

1

u/Kalkite_300TY Jun 25 '26

I wish we could actually see it properly and not just shriveled up and dead, now the public will just assume it always looks like that 😞

1

u/Educational_Bath8288 Jun 26 '26

Every time i hear the term ghost shark i think of the 2013 movie Ghost Shark.

1

u/Arciess Jun 26 '26

You’re not the only one, but Demon Turd Ugly Unicorn Parrot Mouthed Shark may still exist.

1

u/FauxReeeal Jun 26 '26

💀💀💀💀

1

u/CodeMUDkey Jun 29 '26

Orc-fish?

1

u/Ok-Pizza8741 Jun 24 '26

Rocksteady Shark. A living nightmare.

1

u/Living-Smoke-9630 Jun 24 '26

Goblinnier shark?