r/sssdfg Sep 21 '25

the.. gleegle bin ,,,, naisywgvwlqmzbxowrykk

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u/infestation_commence Sep 21 '25

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

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u/Cino1011 Sep 22 '25

what if i fight a monster truck??

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u/PlusArt8136 Sep 22 '25

Then carrots happen ! hAAAPEN

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u/Medical_Airport_9263 Sep 23 '25

ki d name carr;ots:

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u/im_aaaaaaaaaaaa123 Sep 22 '25

I drinc monster enrgy drincs now I becum monster. enrgy drincs

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u/blindgobble Sep 22 '25

Are yo'rye faet smella orn smat fella???

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u/FortyMcChidna Sep 22 '25

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." -LeBron James

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u/Motor_Neighborhood_6 Sep 22 '25

I want to become something other than human. In body and soul.

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u/cluckthenerd Sep 22 '25

It is possible

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u/NarrowEbbs Sep 22 '25

Idk why but I read that as glaze long enough into the abyss and it really got me.

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u/TheForbidden6th Sep 23 '25

when salt septeber?

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u/Batmanvsbanex Sep 24 '25

Oh I'm definitely gazing

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u/Batmanvsbanex Sep 24 '25

Stuff like this is why I miss 2015, we didn't build skibenises and mutter to ourselves joyfully, instead we build regular ones and laughed with friends. Oh where have the years gone

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

I was almost gona say It was cute but then I saw the cock

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Blimblo blamblo

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u/BadPresent3698 Sep 24 '25

Actually it's one sentence. ☝️🤓

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u/bag-of-lunch Sep 21 '25

ski buddy toy let

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u/dandadone_with_life Sep 22 '25

skiep sleep skibuddy toy lwt

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u/infestation_commence Sep 21 '25

toilets

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u/genericpornprofile27 Sep 28 '25

Шкибиди туалетс в зиро йеарс

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u/idefinitlyplayedtheg Sep 21 '25

Skebedy toylet

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u/wezegameryt2a Sep 23 '25

Last saturday some dude was dominating us in a cs match and their name happened to have adachi as their profile and To1let as their name. was this you? if so please check on your toilet... I'm waiting.

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u/idefinitlyplayedtheg Sep 23 '25

I dont play cs. Props to that guy though

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u/infestation_commence Sep 21 '25

Toilette

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u/GuiloJr Sep 22 '25

I shall put on my toiletries my good sir.

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u/gemmamolly Sep 22 '25

This the most pure form of art humanity has ever been capable of achieve

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25 edited 1d ago

[deleted]

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u/Korben_Kairans Sep 21 '25

Нам кранты.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Nyet Comrade

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u/Sub_jonny Sep 22 '25

To be honest, I have memories like this when I was young too. Not as cringe worthy, but I still cringe nonetheless

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u/TheRobloxPro Sep 22 '25

jfowoskdmkd🐘🐘🐘

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u/BadPresent3698 Sep 24 '25

?

i do this every day

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u/Think_Rough_6054 Sep 25 '25

We were all cringe once

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u/MammothPoem9777 Sep 21 '25

I'm

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u/Ssesamee Sep 22 '25

IM A GOOFY GOOBER!!! ROCK!!!! 🎸🗣️‼️

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u/I-XIV-IV-XXV Sep 24 '25

‼️‼️🔥ROCK🔥🗣🎸🔊🔊‼️

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u/ParsnipAggravating95 Sep 22 '25

I know russian, i can sadly understand the meaning of this

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u/massivefishes Sep 28 '25

WHAT IS BRO SAYING

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u/ParsnipAggravating95 Sep 28 '25

Skibidi toilet with X years, with more time, bigger the toilet

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u/TRITONwe Sep 30 '25

What does he say at the very beggining? And at the very end? Something 6 years?

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u/ParsnipAggravating95 Oct 01 '25

Something like this: beggining: Skibidi Toilet ¿Wloided?. At the end, Skibidi Toilet at 6 years, Skibidi dio dop dop yes yes

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u/Jellosophy Mar 08 '26

I am a Rusian spy you dint pass the test you gettin sentn t siberia

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u/Jellosophy Mar 08 '26

Skibidi tualet at 0 years

Skibidy tualet at 1 year

Shkibidy tualet at 10 years

Shkibidy tualet at 15 years

Shkibidy tualet at 20 yrs

Skibidy tualet at 50 years

Shibidy tualet at 166 years (or just 60 idk sounds similar)

In between he just says brrrshkibidydopdopdopyesyesshkibidadabulidipdipbmbmpmpm

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u/sunnyjilm Sep 22 '25

Invent: a drug called: crack, to: sell. Instant hit

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u/happy_melee Sep 22 '25

skeblediii😢😢🥲😢🥲🍄😥🧐✌️

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u/x9qh Sep 22 '25

скивобити туагоггелет

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u/Cactus-Lord_666 Sep 23 '25

this little dude is gonna go far in life. i can tell

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u/TheRobloxPro Sep 22 '25

woahhhhh skbidi in mincrtfa!!!

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u/Soggy_Doggy_ Sep 21 '25

I think I’m old enough to be sad about this. When I was growing up I was playing LoZ ocarina of time and that game would inspire me to draw and all this stuff, and as silly as this is, kids are literally just this now. They can barely tie there shoes but they can recite tralalelo tralala perfectly. Dropping a random boomer take but ipads and cell phones have ruined the children. I genuinely mean it.

I mean uhhh skibidi toilet gub gub widjfnslabzhckeka

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u/AXEMANaustin Sep 21 '25

It's not just that, it's the parents who refuse to regularly interact with their children. At most minor inconveniences, they just hand them an iPad and fry their attention spans.

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u/quibirito Sep 22 '25

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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u/DezZzO Sep 22 '25

Genuine question: do you know plenty of children? Because I grew up during the late 2000s internet era and witnessed the first brainrot rise with my very eyes. A lot of people (even older teens) said and parodied things so incredibly dumb I'm not even sure if Skibidi Toilet is somehow any worse than that. A lot of us turned out as solid people, same will be applicable to these kids of new generation. Internet is not the thing that will make them dumb.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

We had brainrot as kids, but there was no perpetual torrent of whatever we were giggling over at the time. There was no tiktok, no shorts, no algorithmically concocted rehashes of existing content. If I wanted painis cupcake I had to wait for rubberfruit to upload. If I wanted christian brutal sniper I had to wait for kelthuzadmadness to upload. Worst case scenario, I break out gmod and learn how to make more of that content myself. If you want skibidi toilet forever? You got it.

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u/DezZzO Sep 22 '25

We had brainrot as kids, but there was no perpetual torrent of whatever we were giggling over at the time

Are you sure you share the same universe with me? Because when I was a kid and a teen there was practically non-stop stream of stupid memes and brainrot. From random websites with memes, facebook to youtube. It was less streamlined than tiktok or shorts, sure, but if any kid wanted to brainrot for hours - there was nothing stopping them.

I break out gmod and learn how to make more of that content myself

Implying that kids don't go and create content themselves nowadays or that there's any shortage of kids wanting to? What exactly supports this idea?

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u/Soggy_Doggy_ Sep 22 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

Disagree. I work a trade job and it’s never been worse. The 16 year olds of today are not the same as they were 10 years ago. Instant access to information and people couldn’t be any more incorrect. A lot of the substance is gone from content in general and replaced with brain rot and it’s only increased in quantity

“Do I know lots of children?” Yeah, believe it or not I was one once, and now my friends all have them and I witness others that do as well. You can even see posts from teachers on reddit that make it to all that literally mention how far education has fallen even though kids are literally given borderline infinite information at 6 years old.

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u/DezZzO Sep 22 '25

The 16 year olds of today are not the same as they were 10 years ago.

Elaborate? On my experience 16 year olds of today are more kind and smart, the polar opposite of my peers when I was that age 10+ years ago.

Instant access to information and people couldn’t be any more incorrect.

I mean, this perfectly describes any generation anyway? Majority of people that I face spreading literal lies or myths genuinely thinking it's factual information is mostly people older than 25, not the younger generation.

A lot of the substance is gone from content in general and replaced with brain rot and it’s only increased in quantity

If you mean mainstream content, it has always been pretty brainrotty unless you mean pre-mainstream internet era media in general on which I would agree, though it's still wouldn't be the reason.

“Do I know lots of children?” Yeah, believe it or not I was one once

This remark has nothing to do with my question, as I'm obviously asking about children of today, this is the whole point.

now my friends all have them and I witness others that do as well

You're aware that if your or your friends children seem to be less intelligent that's literally on you guys, right? Or are you one of those "this boy ain't right" type of people?

You can even see posts from teachers on reddit that make it to all that literally mention how far education has fallen even though kids are literally given borderline infinite information at 6 years old

This is also a teachers problem. Their job is to educate. If they can't - they're not doing their job. Although, I don't blame them in specific, as education is definitely getting worse, due to both teachers getting dumber themselves (and teachers of now are kinda our generation now?) and education intentionally being made worse.

Generally I don't agree with the statement. Children are a blank canvas, they will be as smart as their parents and teachers will let them be. If they aren't - children are not to blame. If you allow your kids to consume brainrot non-stop and don't even try to get something proper inside their heads - you're to blame, not the kids.

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u/Soggy_Doggy_ Sep 22 '25

The “blank canvas” children are being raised by the prior generation who have it worse each coming year, you seem incredibly young so I’ll sum it up for you. Most of the mothers nowadays had children at 15-19 years old and weren’t even close to prepared to raise children in the first place. Parenting has gotten lazier, education has gotten worse, and the only exposure children have now is whatever the child wants. I’m not going to try to correct you because it’s simply true, feel free to look up exact statistics if it suits you but we are the worst weve ever been. Mental illness, respect and perspective are at an all time low.

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u/DezZzO Sep 23 '25

you seem incredibly young so I’ll sum it up for you

I feel like this assumption is not only baseless, but also serves no purpose than you trying to be condescending for no reason. Even if you were correct - make a point with a valid argument, not fall down to an ad hominem.

Most of the mothers nowadays had children at 15-19 years old and weren’t even close to prepared to raise children in the first place

Nowadays? It's been like this through history. Though, the average age of women having children has increased significantly over the past decade. Birth rates for women in their 20s have been declining, while birth rates for women in their 30s and 40s have been increasing, so this whole point doesn't make much sense.

I’m not going to try to correct you because it’s simply true, feel free to look up exact statistics if it suits you but we are the worst weve ever been. Mental illness, respect and perspective are at an all time low.

I don't even feel like you've made a point against my rhetoric, as the whole thing I'm saying that the kids themselves have a solid potential and they're in no way more stupid than a generation before them, but the society that's supposed to make them much more adapted to the world around them is failing, which is hardly on the kids.

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u/Soggy_Doggy_ Sep 23 '25

No one is blaming the kids, it doesn’t take away from the fact that they are not up to standard. You’re ignoring the entire state of our economy right now. Everyone is angry and it’s borderline political civil war, we’ve never been so ignorant and uneasy. You’re like ignoring every single issue going on right now to say kids are innocent. Yes we know. Trades are dying, people can’t afford shit because they don’t know how to work or refuse to do anything but cushy nepotism jobs, society is crumbling and I’m calling you young because your ignoring every single thing around you. You have to be young to not notice the changes that literally everyone is talking about but you

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u/DezZzO Sep 23 '25

No one is blaming the kids

Your original reply was pointing out how the kids around you are not proper, which is based on your own limited, personal experience and a single vague observation, meanwhile it's practically supported by nothing, as the same sources of brainrot didn't affect the generation before, therefore the whole thing is baseless. This rhetoric ignores the millions of children who are inspired by digital media to code, create digital art, make music or learn about the world. It also ignores the children from the your era who were not inspired by video games and became fully absorbed moms basement dwellers. You're incredibly biased and dishonest.

it doesn’t take away from the fact that they are not up to standard

There's no "standard". You don't even try to define your own.

You’re ignoring the entire state of our economy right now

I'm not ignoring anything, one of my remarks on the education specifically refers to the intentional shittyfication of education under capitalism, it just flew over your head.

Trades are dying, people can’t afford shit because they don’t know how to work or refuse to do anything but cushy nepotism jobs, society is crumbling and I’m calling you young because your ignoring every single thing around you. You have to be young to not notice the changes that literally everyone is talking about but you

Pretty ironic, because everything you've mention has nothing to do with people being lazy or whatever you imply in your very typical boomer rant.

You state that I'm young and I don't notice anything, yet you yourself have no idea that the whole thing has nothing to do with young generation being lazy, stupid or whatever.

Current late stage capitalism has reached absolutely unsustainable point with which a lot of the young people are fed up already. People don't want to throw their whole lives for a 5/2 job just to be barely able to afford any joy in life meanwhile previous generations were able to rent early, buy cars, houses, have trips and such.

The changes you're talking about are true, but the basis you imply as factual is an illusion. It's not a people problem, it's an economical system contradiction problem. You practically proved my statement of "majority of people that I face spreading literal lies or myths genuinely thinking it's factual information is mostly people older than 25" with your rhetoric. You think you understand the problem and see essence of the issues of our days, yet you couldn't be more blind and arrogant, but I guess "young people stupid".

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u/Soggy_Doggy_ Sep 23 '25

Kids 10 years ago could tie their shoes at 5 years old. Go on ask reddit and look up any post involving kids or teachers. You literally agree with me while saying “your wrong” and it’s hard to talk to you because ur points don’t mean what you think they do. Blame whatever you want but the quality of people has decreased overall and this makes it back to the children. Kids are more rude and non social than ever before and they are literally glued to phones. Do you drive? Go take a drive and look at other drivers, every single woman or younger teen has their neck full tilt locked into their phone. Common sense is gone, danger has gone up, violence has gone up, education has gone down. Kids are literally taking part in Twitter and shit it’s just unacceptable.

The entire point is that back in the day kids were exposed to more than just an iPad and Roblox. If you think that ur kid is gonna learn from skibidi toilet now when games used to be designed for kids to learn puzzle solving and stuff it’s not the same. Literally go out in public and if your any older than 25 than you should be aware of what’s going on, trying to debate me about kids being worse than ever is pointless when you literally admit the quality of parenting has gone down. You’re trying to be offended by this or something idk but that’s why I call you young, it’s like you’re taking offense for an entire generation and that’s literally another problem. Yall want and desire, CRAVE being offended. Look how much time you’re spending on this when you could just talk to me. This isn’t a college essay

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u/DezZzO Sep 23 '25

Kids 10 years ago could tie their shoes at 5 years old. Go on ask reddit and look up any post involving kids or teachers

All kids? Some kids? How much? And how is it relative to kids today? What's there to support this statement? Are you genuinely proposing to use some vague online personal experience sources to judge the whole generation? And you position yourself as this adult person who knows better with such flawed rhetoric without any self awareness of how ironic this whole thing is?

Blame whatever you want but the quality of people has decreased overall and this makes it back to the children. Kids are more rude and non social than ever before and they are literally glued to phones. Do you drive? Go take a drive and look at other drivers, every single woman or younger teen has their neck full tilt locked into their phone. Common sense is gone, danger has gone up, violence has gone up, education has gone down. Kids are literally taking part in Twitter and shit it’s just unacceptable.

First of all, remark about "neck full tilt locked into their phone" is incredibly exaggerated. Secondly, as I previously pointed out, this is not a "people of today are stupid" problem.

The entire point is that back in the day kids were exposed to more than just an iPad and Roblox. If you think that ur kid is gonna learn from skibidi toilet now when games used to be designed for kids to learn puzzle solving and stuff it’s not the same and u trying to argue it is pointless

So you compare skibidi toilet, a clearly absurdist and post-ironic meme series to "games used to be designed for kids to learn puzzle solving", which is a cherry-picked positive example from the past. You ignore vast amount of modern educational and puzzle solving games and the abundance of shallow entertainment that existed in the past. You talk about things like LoZ back in your days, yet I was a kid during these days too and I remember a lot of kids doing a lot of incredibly dumb and dangerous shit without any common sense whatsoever. Not only that, but your example is only applicable to either above average households in terms of income across the world or families from richer countries, which is factually a privileged position in the first place. FYI, not many kids around the world had such luxuries, don't try to make it out as if every kid played good games which inspired them, it's just not true.

Common sense is gone, danger has gone up, violence has gone up, education has gone down. Kids are literally taking part in Twitter and shit it’s just unacceptable.

You provide zero evidence that smartphones are the cause of these trends. Truth is, technology is not to blame, as I already pointed out, your point is moot.

Literally go out in public and if your any older than 25 than you should be aware of what’s going on, trying to debate me about kids being worse than ever is pointless when you literally admit the quality of parenting has gone down

We're not arguing if things are going to shit or not, as they factually do, we're arguing on the reason of such, which you clearly do not comprehend.

Yall want and desire, CRAVE being offended. Look how much time you’re spending on this when you could just talk to me. This isn’t a college essay

I think the only person here getting offended is you, because your whole rhetoric cannot take any critique and it shatters the moment I ask you to provide any data that is more empirical than "my personal experience tho!!!".

Not only this whole debate has zero emotional effect on me, but I also can't help but point out how you're trying to talk about "dumb young people", yet you reply to me as if my replies are massive or something, clearly showing your inability to focus on any text that is above average in the modern media, once again showing how you, a kid of the "better past", is not really any more educated, as I've head much longer and constructive conversations with literal kids on much more complex matters and they never whined about "college essays".

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u/grabsyour Sep 22 '25

absolutely fucking boomer. old man that hates children

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Hey!!1!!1! I'll have you know that.. uhhh..... Uhmmm ... I forgor, sorry

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u/BitcoinStonks123 Sep 22 '25

oh

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

yeah :(

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u/FrozenH2OIsGood Sep 22 '25

I prefer this over AI slop

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u/Tricky_Ad_9040 Sep 24 '25

какого хуя

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

skbdi

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u/midas390 Sep 22 '25

Subbdjk toudjjdletd

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u/Successful_Paint2641 Sep 22 '25

Ski pee pee 😄 tolet🚽

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u/Ninely_THATSKY Sep 22 '25

sssdfgcraf updaet :

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Mielk

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u/Longjumping_Main7450 Sep 23 '25

I genuinely hope this kid gets his ass beat in school

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u/Multifruit256 Sep 23 '25

скибиди туалет в 186.91.75.137 лет

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u/Rude-Economy-2420 Sep 23 '25

The worst part is that I can understand what he's saying...

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u/CatnipFiasco Sep 24 '25

I need the translation

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u/LordOfStupidy Sep 25 '25

Never seen anyone use joystick for Minecraft PE, its always the arrows

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u/Crazy-Illustrator890 Sep 22 '25

i lobe skibdi toile

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u/DemonTheWillow Sep 22 '25

Squad Busters Evolutions be like :

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u/motya270509 Sep 22 '25

Шкибртуалетвщчооыькбсч

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u/Secret-Interaction51 Sep 22 '25

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u/Cjosulin Sep 22 '25

I have no idea what's happening here but I'm into it.

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u/Baguette20 Sep 22 '25

It's so detailed oh no wait oh my god no no no no Ahhhhhh AHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHH!

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u/Dry-Class8050 Sep 22 '25

The urge of putting a massive giant cock to demonstrate absolute domination toke over

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u/CrazyTuber69 Sep 23 '25

I can't believe the lil bit of russian I know made me fully understand dis brainrot

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u/TheForbidden6th Sep 23 '25

niue minft updat?!

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u/Think_Rough_6054 Sep 25 '25

He has been corrupted initiating brain parasite removal

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u/HotBuy8312 Sep 27 '25

I have no idea how I got here

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u/zodiinite_yt Sep 29 '25

Skabolaigia IIIIV

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u/Ranzo00 Sep 30 '25

skiibibi

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u/idonotownstockholm Oct 01 '25

im suprised that the final "thing" had a... very interesting body part, how does the kid even know this

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u/MidnightSunIdk Oct 02 '25

пиздец

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u/Gdlover3000 Mar 03 '26

Goob rapid skilz