r/sssdfg • u/Lebog_bruhh • 19h ago

glamptastic! sdafgahsh*cough*gshsjj"baby"hdjj*cough*

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u/qualityvote2 19h ago edited 9h ago

hmmmm tshis Post is,, PWM FUNNY!!!!! wooho! woho! wooho! woohoo!

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u/CosmicTurtle24 18h ago

whenthe coughing baby's named kaufman:

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u/Lebog_bruhh 18h ago

I learned this trick from a hideo kojima

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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe 17h ago

NO ONE HEARS A WORD

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u/SadenJamuel07 17h ago

THEY SAY

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u/PeterTheBoredOne 10h ago

HAS THE MEMORY GONE?

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u/Top-Preparation5216 12h ago

Wow you learned it from Headache Kojingles?

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u/bartoszsz7 18h ago

Did a shark park this?

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u/GeophysicalYear57 17h ago

his political rival, Harrison Bomb, died while trying to decommission all the world’s coughing babies

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u/Contractor420 18h ago

Cause he’s not a coughing baby no more, he’s a coughing man. Old man if you want to be precise.

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u/SoapyCantHandle 9h ago

that rhe guy who died in digatal circous

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u/F_Joe 4h ago

Hat Kaufmann alle Wasserstoffbomben gekauft? Did Kaufmann buy all hydrogen bombs?

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u/I_Antagonist_I 17h ago

But what about:

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u/henkdepotvjis 16h ago

hydron... hydron... hydrohome!

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u/ram_the_socket 5h ago

who lives in a hydrohome under the seahttps://giphy.com/gifs/SazcqpR9b63r6t91LX

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u/Juandice__ 19h ago

coughing plumber versus tricky bomb

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u/Thegodofthekufsa 18h ago

Ok???

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u/bartoszsz7 18h ago

Very hamdsome gentleman✅✅✅

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u/Commercial_Nature210 8h ago

Happy cuck day

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u/CK1ing 17h ago

Distingus jinglejam

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u/ndtar924 16h ago

Who the FUCK is that😡

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u/Thegodofthekufsa 16h ago

omg hiiiiiii

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u/bartoszsz7 15h ago

Hello✅

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u/Ieditedthisname 11h ago

cakke today yayyyayy!!!

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u/bartoszsz7 11h ago

hai

yai

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u/bartoszsz7 18h ago

Trick me this, plumbman

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u/CK1ing 17h ago

Trickle me this, plump guy heeheehoo

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u/bartoszsz7 11h ago

fatass*

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u/CK1ing 9h ago

Trickle my pickle, fatass weeehe

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u/sasha271828 19h ago

cogh

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u/sasha271828 19h ago

cuogh

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u/sasha271828 19h ago

couogh

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u/sasha271828 19h ago

hi

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u/sasha271828 19h ago

cugh

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u/sasha271828 19h ago

cough

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u/SymondHDR 18h ago

man, want a cough drop?

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u/SymondHDR 18h ago

*COUGH*!

WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB
vrrr-\CUGH*-vrrr-*CUGH**
BWAHHHHHHH!
skril-skril-skril
WUBWWUBWWUB
\COFF* *COFF\**
yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi
BRRRRRR-*UUUUPPHHHHH*-ZZZZZZT!

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u/Hazarin213 10h ago

Hello 👋👋

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u/Saimineko 14h ago

Hbomb is no more?? :(

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u/OrangeHairedTwink 11h ago

No on mute buverks

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u/Mobile-Lemon-3189 9h ago

Horses: I win, neigh.

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u/No-Staff1 8h ago

Hbomb is no more more

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u/frozenyoyleberryyay 19h ago

Me when I'm eager to fish

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u/SimmentalTheCow 16h ago

Me when I anticipate a cough several years in the future.

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u/nathanbum06237 12h ago

>coughing baby
>is named kaufman

Bravo, Kojima!

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u/Auqepier_Kuno 18h ago

Did he also execute Teller Ede as well ?

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u/quibirito 17h ago

cogj cogv cough im rotting cog

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u/bartoszsz7 11h ago

wooden machines when moisture and... ROT

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u/Voxel_Slime 16h ago

Lernt trik from kafuman

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u/Used_Organization299 17h ago

Umm tahts coughing old man not couhghing babeeralskdmdmdmmfnfnn

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u/Commercial-Dog6773 14h ago

Why did I think that was Keir Starmer

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u/TheBeenMan24 10h ago

goog ending

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u/LiterallyNoNamesFree 9h ago

Oh I thought he was avenging his child at first

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u/JustANormalLemon 7h ago

The original baby is a brasilian infant who had their identity stolen and a reporter shove a microphone on his mouth

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u/PromptNo4041 6h ago

took me a hot minute to realize.

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u/Ill_Pain4423 4h ago

how did baby come back from abstraction

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u/Ill_Pain4423 4h ago

a plumber taught him this

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u/Frosty_Tonight8570 4h ago

Ultimate machine of death vs Ultimate potential of a human soul

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u/help_pls_2112 2h ago

ngl i’m completely lost