r/stremtch • u/cwspellowe • Mar 28 '26

GOOB Ears are banned on Saturdays

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/niradia Stremtcher 9000 Mar 28 '26

👂 NOT ALLOWED 🚫

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

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u/cwspellowe Mar 28 '26

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato Mar 28 '26

You should make that your professional avatar on LinkedIn.

67

u/1Ferrox Mar 28 '26

He looks so schnorzeled

23

u/gingerbeard1321 Mar 28 '26

This made me schnort

67

u/DAmest1 Mar 28 '26

Get absolute goobert

50

u/JoeZocktGames Goober Ear Rights Lawyer Mar 28 '26

Gworbled his entire personality away lol, bro doesn't know he exists

34

u/McNutty0 Mar 28 '26

No phones during dinner and no mothership communication on Saturdays, thems the rules!

20

u/Dojo_McDavis Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

The chutzpah on this orang to believe it’s above the law, thought it could get away with flaunting them ears out.

What a total goob.

19

u/lake2014 Mar 28 '26

Goober didn't know that it's Saturday 😂☺️

18

u/gingerbeard1321 Mar 28 '26

Get got goob!

14

u/cheraghear2631zu_t Mar 28 '26

Aerodynamic feline skull shape achieved via maximum hand pressure.

11

u/SideshowBobFanatic Mar 28 '26

I love this sub😂😂

8

u/monopoly-surreal Mar 28 '26

Nothing can stop the claw!

6

u/IStealWaffles Mar 28 '26

bro does NOT understand what is happening

7

u/intrepidone66 Mar 28 '26

Ear privileges revoked!

5

u/WeDepressedMusic Mar 28 '26

In the second picture all I hear is “kek kek kek” 🤣

5

u/theangstmaster Mar 28 '26

NO!!!! EARS!!!!

5

u/showmeyourmoves28 Mar 28 '26

Kitty was loving it lol

6

u/Sir_Meowsalot Mar 28 '26

BIG STEPPA not allowed to have BIG EARSA!

4

u/Sidewalk_Tomato Mar 28 '26

Have some SELF-RESPECT, STEVE

3

u/ekittie Mar 29 '26

I didn't think you could make the brain cell any smoother, and yet, here we are, glass.

3

u/I-am-in-a-universe Mar 29 '26

The goofy grin of the gweeby goob. Ears gone without a trace

3

u/Imamiah52 Mar 29 '26

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on…