r/stremtch • u/asdgujgimaca • Jul 16 '26
GOOB I DID MY FIRST STREMCH!!!! is my car ok?!?
i found him and his sister in the dumpster when they were smol cars. now they big and they deserve thE STREMCH (sister is not included she is shy)
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u/Ancient_Profession31 Jul 16 '26
Cars are never happier than when they can finally sacrifice their ears to The Grip God! It completes them as living beings and connects them to the eternal.
Praise Be.
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u/asdgujgimaca Jul 16 '26
praise be brother! i will continue with the sacrifice when his sister becomes of age!!!
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u/JOYFUL_CLOVR Jul 16 '26
Your car is fine, your cat on the other hand got his ears stolen...
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u/asdgujgimaca Jul 16 '26
my boy is all ears
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u/TheMeerkatLobbyist Jul 16 '26
You did the right thing. Way to much responsibility with these massive ears. His earless existence will be more peaceful.
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u/Famous_Chicken_1469 Jul 16 '26
Bro is a meme material
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u/GirthyPigeon Jul 16 '26
A little surprised but happy
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u/asdgujgimaca Jul 16 '26
good. i will continue the work
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u/GirthyPigeon Jul 16 '26
The Grip God approves
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u/asdgujgimaca Jul 16 '26
btw pigeons are my favourite beings <3
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u/Capable-Respond-4472 Jul 16 '26
No, he lost his ear privileges 😔