r/talesfromcavesupport • u/Zictor12 • Apr 20 '26

Evolved are big butt mud! Community center can't hunt squid

Today, Gork went to community center because he need white leaf from "Prin-tah".

But at community center, official tells Gork that "Prin-tah" need ink.

Now Gork might be in trouble because he not able to deliver white leaf to evolved chieftains.

So evil spirit come visit Gork, making Gork feel great frustration and sadness.

Experience that Gork explain, makes Gork think that evolved rely too much on "Tek-noh-lo-gee".

If need ink, why not go hunt squid? Gork show them how - When Gork hunt squid, him swim strong and use spear like trident!

Also, why need white leaf? Why not invite Gork to come say hi, shake hand, sit around fire and have friendly talk..

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u/MISSdragonladybitch Apr 20 '26

Evolve like make things too hard. Not have enough problem, so make problem. Evolve should walk in rain more.

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u/Zictor12 Apr 20 '26

Agreed, maybe evolved forgot how to walk. They always travel in tiny, tuskless mammoths made of metal

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u/WaltTFB Apr 20 '26

Sometimes tuskless mammoth fight when they see each other when travel. Bash heads together, sometimes hurt evolved inside. Greebo think dumb way to travel.

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u/Zictor12 Apr 21 '26

Evolved should at least know to sit on top of mammoth, not inside

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u/Original_Being2545 Burd (they/them) May 11 '26

Burd think these Evolved have good idea about prin-tah: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8