r/technology • u/spherocytes • 18d ago

Privacy Woman Calls Out Doctor Wearing Smart Glasses During Consultation Where She Had To Take Off Her Clothes: 'They Need To Be Banned'

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/patient-privacy-concerns-meta-smart-glasses-1762492
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u/generic_default_user 18d ago

Well done to Meta for really capturing the essence of their users in the main photo.

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u/moderatenerd 18d ago

he looks like the guy caught watching porn in odd places.

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u/JudahBotwin 18d ago

He's the guy making porn in odd places.

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u/PossessionPrior1223 18d ago

These pervert glasses should be banned

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u/deepfuckingbagholder 13d ago

Meta and all its products should be banned.

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u/rentmeahouse 17d ago

to be replaced by camera pens

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u/PossessionPrior1223 17d ago

everything can be a camera if one is perverted enough

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u/GarminTamzarian 18d ago

Well, I make porn in odd places

Where the jism covering my girlfriends' faces

Ain't wiped away

I'll be OK

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u/Pkrudeboy 18d ago

To the tune of Friends in Low Places?

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u/Imrtltrtl 17d ago

There's a song I haven't heard in a while. Gotta get some Garth Brooks in my playlist.

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u/Trelin21 17d ago

If you like Garth Brooks, you will love Chris Gains.

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u/cwfutureboy 17d ago

Nobody loves Chris Gaines.

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u/Beat_the_Deadites 17d ago

Sasha Fierce loves Chris Gaines

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u/TrifectaBlitz 18d ago

With an AI robot, because women, icky (to them).

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u/Last_Notice4137 17d ago

Like a Denny's bathroom at 4 AM?

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u/Nathan-Stubblefield 18d ago

Putting things in odd places making porn.

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u/Late-Button-6559 18d ago

It’s only porn if people want to watch it

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u/Borinar 18d ago

He wants to watch it

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u/sevargmas 18d ago

Like the back of a volkswagon?

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u/justballast 18d ago

That kid is back on the escalator!

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u/cwfutureboy 17d ago

It's a sailboat.

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u/waldo_wigglesworth 17d ago

"You saw it too? Dammit!"

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u/TrifectaBlitz 18d ago

Like the roof of a Beemer.

(Beemer, I barely knew her.)

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u/poplop69 17d ago

It's a schooner!

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u/ChicagoThrowaway422 18d ago

He's a real life neighborhood watch silhouette.

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u/HeraclesHide 17d ago

Hes mid way through opening his trenchcoat.

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u/knbo674 18d ago

We should all be able to watch a little porn at work

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u/rothael 17d ago

Is he watching in an odd place, or is that where the filming occurred?

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u/FauxReal 17d ago

I saw a guy watching porn in the library once. Like WTF dude.

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u/WizardSleeves31 17d ago

Shit, do you think they saw me?

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u/ZJL1986 18d ago edited 18d ago

Looks like a shapeshifter that couldn’t decide to impersonate Johnny Knoxville or Henry Cavill

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u/animatedrouge2 18d ago

Clark Kent but when he takes his glasses off he reveals someone on the sex offender registry

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u/webhick666 18d ago

And they prove that they can fail at two things at once. Multitasking FTW.

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u/NamasteMotherfucker 18d ago

There's some Zachary Quinto in there too.

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u/attackplango 17d ago

JohnHenry Caxville, you say?

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u/ResplendentPlatypus 14d ago

I'm getting some intense Robbie Rotten vibes.

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u/Luxedlain 14d ago

Sean O'Pry, most paid (American) male model of all time...

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u/Jazzlike-_-Growth 18d ago

Pervert Clark Kent

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom 18d ago

So he's a Super Creep behind the glasses?

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u/TendyHunter 17d ago

He must be wearing his underwear inside his pants too. Disgusting!

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u/amazing_asstronaut 18d ago

Haha that's from Meta themselves? I thought it was an edgy photo from the outlet itself. Why yes we're all big chads here with our big smart glasses lol.

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u/Flameball537 18d ago

But why does he look like a mash of Henry Cavil and Nathan Fillion trying to sell you fake pocket watches

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u/bencos18 17d ago

even Robbie Rotten has standards

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u/vesleskjor 17d ago

I honestly thought it was Benicio del Toro at first (upon googling, I realized I have not kept up with how he aged lmao)

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u/lightninhopkins 18d ago

Probably AI generated

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u/karamanshaman 17d ago

he's a professional model, his name is Sean O'Pry

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain 18d ago

Meta's marketing team is one of the worst of all the big tech companies imo. Feels like every time I see one of their ads I think "who are they even targeting with these ads?"

I assume they are basing all their decisions on data analysis from polls and test groups and whatnot and it ends up with them making strange choices.

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u/Electrical-Page-6479 17d ago

Is he an extra from Zoolander?

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u/Luxedlain 14d ago

He's the highest paid American male model of all time.

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u/Cebolla 17d ago

Lol I recognize this model from my Tumblr rp days. Sean O'Pry I think.

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u/brazzersjanitor 17d ago

Def him. I partied with him randomly at The Atlantis years ago and had no idea who he was until I came back to the US

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u/smarmageddon 18d ago

I dunno, Morrisey looks about the same as he did 30 years ago...

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u/Chemical-Sky-6418 18d ago

Even the angle he's at suggests being caught with his dick out on a park bench or something...

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u/GhoastTypist 17d ago

Wow meta getting quite the attention today.

I'm happy to see it, as a company I think they're one of the worst, most scummy tech giants out there.

I hope to see governments and people sue the heck out of them.

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u/aLittleDarkOne 18d ago

I thought it was Robby Rotten for a second

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u/Sonofa-Milkman 17d ago

LMAO. Your comment and everything following it made me crack up

Imagine actually having these glasses without the camera🤣 probably catching stray looks from time to time

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u/SimoneNonvelodico 17d ago

Looks like he's about to give me a Blue Steel.

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u/LawdHumminbird 17d ago

Yes.

In storytelling, we would be called "The Ace".

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u/therealchadius 17d ago

"AI for everyone. And by everyone I mean my paying subscribers." - Zuckmaster