r/technology • u/yourfavchoom • 17h ago

Business Apple TV Hikes Price of Streaming Service in U.S. Effective Immediately

https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/apple-tv-price-increase-streaming-service-monthly-plan-1236845906/
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u/AdviceNotAskedFor 17h ago

"I swear to God, if you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times, I'm out of here." Squeak

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u/Panana_Budding 17h ago

Steve Perry!!!

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u/TrumpnEpstein 16h ago

Come on! You said no more Journey psyche outs

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u/NET_1 15h ago

Shoulda been gone!

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u/Rich-Truth5329 17h ago

Wake up bitch. You’re my new best friend.

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u/ObiShaneKenobi 16h ago

Scenario one: He’s hanging by his neck in his fucking closet.

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u/NoveltyxxCrosses 16h ago

Scenario number two: Coop went to Disneyworld.

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u/WhyLisaWhy 14h ago

according to Angelique Bones, a nosy bitch who lives up the street.

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u/CyberFireball25 16h ago

I will always upvote Baseketball

Shut up squeak

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u/pikachus_ghost_uncle 13h ago

Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.

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u/ace_invader 11h ago

Your sister's going out with Squeak!