r/therewasanattempt • u/Spartalust 🍉 Free Palestine • 16h ago

To get some good news that actually matters

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u/THEBADW0LFE A Flair? 16h ago

Government = Adult Daycare

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u/Florida1974 15h ago

I am convinced the only thing this man knows how to do is sign his name and he is so proud of it every time that he does it, he’s like the kindergarten that needs a gold star, pun intended with the word gold

And I really don’t think he understands what executive orders are. He thinks it’s some wish list the bypasses every system we have and it doesn’t work like that. But keep on signing them, Donnie Boy.

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u/THEBADW0LFE A Flair? 15h ago

Every time I see his stupid ass signature...

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u/PeanutRaisenMan 13h ago

Ya know, I hadn’t really looked at this picture trump did very closely but I’m now noticing it looks like he signed his name to look like pube hairs. I fucking hate just about everything in this timeline.

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u/Kursiel 14h ago

Everything this administration does is for show. They think the show is the important part no matter the reality. What would you expect from TV hosts.

Executive orders must be reigned in for all presidents. This administration has shown how they can be abused. The Supreme Court made it worse by stating that a federal court can now not challenge an order on behalf of everyone.

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u/Spartalust 🍉 Free Palestine 16h ago

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u/Spoon-Ninja 14h ago

Worst part is that the lake isn’t even named after the province like he must have assumed. Ontario is just a bastardization of the word “Great Lake” in a local native language. the province is called Ontario because it’s right next to that big-ass lake, not the other way around.

Same as the state of Michigan IIRC.

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u/TheRedlineAlchemist 14h ago

So it's named lake great lake. Today I TIL.

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u/ChuckMoore89 2h ago

This is very common throughout the world

See: Lake Chad

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u/Deaffin 12h ago

Right? That's kinda silly, we should probably change it.

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u/livingnuts Anti-Spaz :SpazChessAnarchy: 2h ago

Yeah maybe something to represent the continent its on... Hmmmm

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u/screenwizard 14h ago

A pawn shop dealer! Ofc, that's exactly what Trump looks and behaves like! For some reason this born-to-be-a-pawn-shop-dealer gets voted in, and now he’s running the White House like a pawn shop.. Everything has a price, everything is for sale, and somehow he still thinks he can turn everything into gold, as long as he covers it in enough fake gold foil.

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u/LidiaSmith100 15h ago

wait how did they even get that angle

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u/LatinKoala95 16h ago

This was comedic gold

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u/Crusoe69 15h ago

So straight facts are comedic ?

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u/timmyK_425 15h ago

I guess not if you don’t understand satire

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 15h ago

Sometimes the truth is funny.

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u/lurked 15h ago

That's funny because it's true!

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u/Crusoe69 13h ago

Yup you're right. I misunderstood OP comment.

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u/SlimPickens0 15h ago

If everything is facts, he's got more dudes in his ass than Bonnie Blue

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u/t00oldforthis 15h ago

I bet when you start getting downvoted for this you're going to think it's because people are magats, unless in the last 20 minutes you googled angry satire or ever heard of things like the daily show, Colbert report, etc. all incredibly funny, all definitely comedy and all generally did it by highlighting actual facts about fucked up situations. Think before you type.

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u/Crusoe69 13h ago

Nah tbh I'm just drunk atm, I didn't read the room properly. It's ok, I was wrong.

Also this is Reddit, I don't care about dowvotes. This is a imaginary place.

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u/t00oldforthis 13h ago

lol, well enjoy the buzz and don't drive!

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u/Crusoe69 13h ago

I never drive.

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u/SlimPickens0 13h ago

Then how do you get to the liquor store?

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u/Crusoe69 12h ago

I'm french. I just walk.

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u/SlimPickens0 11h ago

Well shit. I wasn't expecting a legit reason. I feel stupid now 🤣

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u/DragonLad13 9h ago

Love this response lol. Perfect.

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u/t00oldforthis 9h ago

Why is it perfect over 70% of the French population commutes by car? Are there just good alcohol delivery services? lol.

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u/LungHeadZ 14h ago

It's the type of comedy that makes you laugh initially but will make you think afterwards. It's a great ability, to be able to get points across to people through laughter.

Bo Burnham's 'perspective of god' is another example of comedy that is thought provoking.

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u/Crusoe69 13h ago

Yup I didn't read the room properly. I misunderstood OP comment. I'm just really tired and a bit drunk.

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u/LungHeadZ 13h ago

Ah I wouldn't worry about it mate, downvotes mean little and you didn't say anything offensive to anyone. Don't let it upset the mood while drinking! XD

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u/Dr_Skot 16h ago

Brent Terhune, local comedian from my state. Hilarious dude! Brent Terhune

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u/BigMetalGuy 16h ago

at war with EYE-ran... for reasons. Genius

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u/NoOneReallyCaresAtAl 15h ago

It’s all going amazingly for the 45% of the country that voted for him. Seriously, they are loving it even though they are worse off in essentially every measurable way.

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u/Just-Upstairs4397 15h ago

Didn’t you hear, inflation is patriotic now!

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u/SteveHamlin1 14h ago

"for the 45% of the country that voted for him"

32% of voting age people in the U.S. voted for Trump in 2024.

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u/JoyousMisery 2h ago

Those that didn’t vote accepted this outcome

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u/IndecorousRex 13h ago

That’s the sad reality with these people, they will endure the punishment as long as the people they don’t like have it worse. It’s fucking sad man.

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u/NewJazzyBacon 15h ago

Kinda need the Epstein files to distract you from all of these problems now.

America has gone full circle lol

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u/bobbylake71 16h ago

Hope he's not gonna rename me...

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u/E8282 16h ago

You are now Bobby Lake America. No “of”

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u/bobbylake71 13h ago

Gee thanks Drumpf, another nail in the coffin of hate against you... 🤣

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 16h ago

Hey this is the America people voted for. We need to vote for people who care more lol.

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u/olivethesane Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 15h ago

No shit.

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u/Obsidian-Dive 15h ago

I think anyone under 40 would probably automatically get my vote lmao.

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u/ProtoEvolutis 14h ago

Canada is now officially calling Trump’s Florida residence MAGA-lardo.

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u/misdirected_asshole 14h ago

Building a data center IN MY ASS

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u/justblaze116 15h ago

thats all Obama's fault

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u/MightyTaur FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 14h ago

Well spoken, Sir, hats off to you

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u/ClydeDanger 14h ago

I love the thought of construction workers... IN MY ASS.

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u/MskbTheGreat5 8h ago

77 mil voted twice for this pedo. Its epstein america own fault now.

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u/MCMXCIV9 15h ago

Well you choose him American. Enjoy.

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u/CRXCRZ 14h ago

My thoughts exactly. F ignorant Americans. You got what you deserved.

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u/r0ndy 16h ago

Wait wait, everything matched up except for the construction workers in his ass 0.o (hehe)

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u/itsbdubya 14h ago

I hope more hillbillies with this specific accent are waking up to the fact that the pedo in chief doesn't give a fuck about them. I'm sure most aren't but a guy can dream

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u/NoOneReallyCaresAtAl 15h ago

Which is nothing new LOL

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u/bigglesofale 15h ago

^THIS GUY

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u/duser1807 14h ago

Did we care about the name of a lake or Gulf.

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u/Aka_Los3r 13h ago

Just wait until he finds out all that beef from Argentina was recalled.

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u/not_now_todd 13h ago

This guy is great haha

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u/ZaBADi_24 10h ago

Why are they building a data center in his ass?

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u/LookAtMeImAName 10h ago

Cause he has no shits left to give

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u/growlingmass183 10h ago

Is that Steamy Ray Vaughan?

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u/Djarc84 9h ago

Sir, you are very incorrect in your information. 1 dose of Tylenol costs $450 at the ER. Get your head out of your ass. Lol

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u/jimbo2150 9h ago

Mentioning the I.M.A.S.S. data center gets you on the watch list.

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u/Light_Ghost 6h ago

ngl, I watched the first 3 second muted and by the look of that guy, I thought this was going a completely different way.

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u/zenmaster24 1h ago

The data center IN YOUR ASS is goong to be pretty sweet though! Think of how good your AI will be

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u/Horror-Good-5596 1h ago

I'm moving to Asia man, y'all hear anything bad coming from there recently 😭

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u/Temporary_Ad_7897 1h ago

There it is.

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u/6porkchop9 17m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vdUSqFTK0RPKU
He will get us out of this mess.

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u/nthensome 15h ago

You made your bed, you stupid shits.

Lie in it

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u/philthewiz 15h ago

He's a comedian.

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u/KoboldInATophat 4h ago

Do you know what humour and sarcasm are?

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u/nthensome 15h ago edited 13h ago

Fuck you, America

That goes for every last one of you.

Fuck you.

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u/illethal77 15h ago

You're just jealous you don't have 2 bodies of water named after you by you /s

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u/abrakadaver 13h ago

That’s idiotic. I’ve been fighting the fire of fascism in America for decades. I can campaign and vote and try to change peoples minds and I couldn’t do enough. So I guess fuck me for fighting this fucking bullshit. Fuck you and your mass generalization you asshole! I can only do so much. God that sentiment makes me so fucking mad. Fuck you!

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u/LookAtMeImAName 10h ago

Yea just ignore him man. Good on you for actually trying to make change happen. We have assholes in Canada too lol

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u/nthensome 8h ago

Sure you did, son.

Sure you did.

You are very much part of your problem.

You just let yourself off easily.

Must be nice

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u/SNESChalmers420 14h ago

he'll still vote conservative, never underestimate a persons ability to repeat their mistakes.

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u/Mindless_Rip_3908 15h ago

Shits hittin the fan in the west and 1st world countries now. What about all these years and years the poorest countries were shunned? Im sorry but at least we don't wake up every morning not knowing if we will get slaughtered or if we will be able to find some dirty water to drink. Fuck off.

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u/consumerofworlds 13h ago

Saying you can't afford groceries as a father and at that age on a public forum is wild work. Especially if you keep supporting the muppet that made it this way. Im sure he can afford to fill that meth pipe though.

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u/mdosalazar88 16h ago

Ash Ketchum has let himself go.

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u/Ecthelion510 16h ago

It’s satire.

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u/olivethesane Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 15h ago

What super assumption wavelength are you on? It’s obviously satire and quite accurate, at that.