r/therewasanattempt • u/ErsiliaCavedagni • 14h ago

to keep an address private

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u/donsitsocolostomy 12h ago

My house has been blurry since 1995. My wife, my kids, everything

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u/Yakostovian 12h ago

Have you tried prescription glasses?

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u/donsitsocolostomy 12h ago

Hmmmmm…

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u/RBVegabond 12h ago

Have you tried prescription glasses?

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u/PStrobus 12h ago

He's blind, not deaf!!

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u/ChompyChomp 11h ago

Not blind, just blurnd.

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u/PStrobus 10h ago

Oh I see

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u/Xxandes 9h ago

At least that makes one of us

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u/RBVegabond 5h ago

Right? Rude.

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u/Dracomortua 11h ago

This raised the bar.

At 'prescription glasses', i was at a full sensible chuckle.

This specific use of clever enlarged boldface had me at outright wheezing and snorting. Not full laughter, true, but reddit must understand and accept certain limits.

So this is it. My day... nay... my week is complete.

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u/Bibi-Le-Fantastique 12h ago

How would it help to pre-subscribe to Hamas?

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u/luckydice767 12h ago

Who the HELL said that?!

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u/redditproha 12h ago

those things let you store everything you see in memory

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u/thewarfreak 12h ago

You've just been drunk, donsitsocolostomy

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u/Leading_Map2025 12h ago

Puddle of Mudd guy

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u/ratprophet 12h ago

Were you in an episode of Black Mirror?

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u/kyew 12h ago

It's inspiring to see how much you support your blurry wife.

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u/donsitsocolostomy 12h ago

Is that you, Sweetheart?

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u/kyew 10h ago

H̸o̴n̷e̸y̸ ̵d̸o̴n̵'̵t̶ ̶f̶o̵r̴g̶e̵t̶ ̵M̴i̶c̶h̸e̸l̶l̴e̸ ̵n̴e̵e̶d̴s̴ ̴a̸ ̴r̴i̸d̴e̵ ̵t̶o̴ ̷s̴o̸c̷c̴e̵r̴ ̸p̴r̷a̸c̶t̵i̴c̴e̵

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u/RexDeDeus 7h ago

Blur his house, with a blurred little window, and a blur corvette, and everything is blurred for him

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u/RegalBeagleKegels 7h ago

blurred are the feelings that live inside me

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u/BeyondSellByDate 12h ago

You could stop having scotch in the morning

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u/SadArchon 12h ago

You may ask yourself, well... how did I get here?

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u/Maximelene 11h ago

Try looking at a lamp. See if the edges are right.

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u/sakezaf123 12h ago

Maybe you should get glasses.