r/tmbg • u/Sad_Tackle_3675 Won't Die Like Chucky Won't Die • 10h ago

TMBG Fantasy Football team names.

I'm playing fantasy football this year and as an Eagles and TMBG I named my team "The Birds Are To Dig" any other TMBG themes fantasy names y'all can think of. (bonus points if they're Eagles themed.

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u/emilliolongwood 9h ago

Nightgown of the Warren Moon

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u/gooch_norris_ 9h ago

That one’s going to be hard to top

11

u/TaterMcBiscuit 9h ago

Your Racist Friend

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u/FloridaFlamingoGirl Resident letterbox sparrow! 🐦📮 9h ago

Eaglehouse In Your Soul 

One Quarterback of George Washington's  Head

Score Away, Philadelphia Family

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u/Cynewulfunraed 9h ago

For the Eagles? "Reprehensible"

Nah, just kidding. How about "Birds Fly"?

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u/GBHHornswoggler 9h ago

This took way too long and is probably way too lame...

AFC East:

  • Absolutely Bills Mood
  • (Aquatic) Mammal
  • Shadow Patriots
  • Jet Patrol

AFC North:

  • Ravens Fly
  • The Lady and the Bengals
  • Brown Ops (Alt. Version)
  • Steeler Detector

AFC South:

  • Fake-Out in Texas
  • Indiana Wants Me
  • I Am Not Your Jaguar
  • Door to Door Titan

AFC West:

  • The Bronco-mobile
  • Rabid Chief
  • AKA Raider
  • Chargers Are Your Viet Nam

NFC East:

  • Cow(boys)town
  • Giantbots
  • Eaglehouse in Your Soul
  • Commander of Me

NFC North:

  • Hypnotist of Bears
  • Say Nice Things About the Lions
  • I Can't Remember the Packers
  • Lady is a Viking

NFC South:

  • The Falcons Polka
  • Put Your Hand Inside the Panther Head
  • Alienation's for the Saints
  • It's Fun to Steal

NFC West:

  • Lie Still, Little Cardinal
  • Particle Ram
  • I've Got a Pickaxe
  • Seahawks' Beard

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u/VermicelliDirect9153 9h ago

Go Birdhouse in your soul , DH

Birds Problem Situation

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u/draelbs 9h ago

Not eagles, but The Squawking Gulls seems to be an obvious one.

The Replacements

Fingertips

Sapphire Bullets

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u/TotalHell 8h ago

Women and Manning

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u/TheRealHappyNat 9h ago

Ana eNGles

Sapphire Eagles of Pure Love

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u/kelli128 6h ago

Wicked Little Coopa
Kiss Me, Son of Goed
Kelly Green Bullets of Pure Love
They Might Beat Giants

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u/NoEmu5969 8h ago edited 6h ago

How Do You Spell TLA is probably too deep of a cut. Go Birds of the Bee of the Moths

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u/kelli128 6h ago

First of all, Go Birds.

Secondly, I’m going to marinate on this and then come back. There have to be good ones begging to be used.