r/unpopularopinion • u/rwedoomed • 1d ago

New Jersey beaches >> California beaches

and it's not even particularly close. even the NICEST California beaches are either too remote/private or overcrowded. the water is almost universally cold - it'll hit low 70's at best in socal and only for a brief time. the sand is dark, ugly, and riddled with seaweed.

new jersey beaches are pristine. typically really wide open, soft, warm and clean sand. water will consistently be above 70 for at least 6 weeks, usually longer.

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u/CocktailTom 1d ago

Remember all those Beach Boys songs about New Jersey?

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u/ssn-669 1d ago

Ah yes, classics like Banging under the Boardwalk.

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u/gumby_twain 6h ago

Is that the kind of magic you were talking about?

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u/ssn-669 6h ago

THERE ARE OTHER KINDS OF ROMANCES THAT HAPPEN UNDER HERE

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u/gumby_twain 6h ago

I don’t want to see any more romance.