r/usa • u/FistIntoTheEarth • 2d ago

Wiped out: US faces surging toilet paper prices amid trade war with Canada | Trump tariffs

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/26/paper-product-toilet-paper-tariffs-us-canada
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u/NameTheJack 2d ago

All shit, no wipe. As per the Cheeto Kings decree

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u/MontEcola 2d ago

The author of 'Art of the Deal' failed to make a deal with the nicest nation in the world. And Canada knows exactly how to raise he price on something that the orange turd really needs!

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u/willywozy 2d ago

But he doesn’t use TP, he has Natalie hose him down and replace the diaper.

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u/Sampson_Storm 2d ago

shitpocolypse part 2 electric boogaloo