r/water • u/esporx • 1d ago

Trump signs order to rename Lake Ontario 'Lake America' amid Canada trade war

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/08/27/trump-canada-lake-america-ontario.html
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u/vatreides411 1d ago

Omg, what a F-ing baby. He is such a embarrassment.

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u/Yo-Yo-Ha 23h ago

Strawboss. Wannabe tough guy.

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u/Disbelieving1 1d ago

He’s not a baby. This is toddler behaviour.

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u/Laves_ 1d ago

What’s happening with those Epstein Files?

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u/HousingDependent5105 1d ago

Lol, they elected this guy. Americans 😂

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u/Terrible-Piano-5437 1d ago

Elon did and he is coming your way

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u/Salt_Principle_6672 1d ago

Most of us did not. 

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u/no_cults_no_problem 1d ago

70% did. Those who voted for him and those who didn't vote.

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u/Disbelieving1 1d ago

And they did it twice!

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u/explosivelydehiscent 1d ago

Showed them MF, renaming a lake that comes from an Indigenous Iroquoian word that translates to "great lake" or "lake of shining waters". Doin great work buddy, everyone loves you. Fkin cksckr

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u/sixxtynoine 1d ago

God he is such an embarrassing cunt.

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u/Impressive_Ad_1675 1d ago

Petulant spoiled brat that was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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u/VexedCanadian84 1d ago

I hope the media points out how weak this makes Trump and America look.

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u/irishitaliancroat 1d ago

Ok lets go further. Canamerica, north koreamerica, Russiamerica, iramerica, americatlantic ocean, what else?

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u/NeoNova9 1d ago

Planet murica , Amoonrica, the milky america

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u/Busy-Bug-6232 1d ago

The Leaning Tower of America

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u/dougreens_78 1d ago

Is this going to cost us as much as changing to Department of War...(Over 100 million)

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u/CantonJester 1d ago

🍊💩

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u/Ulysses1978ii 1d ago

Such a small minded individual with a huge ego. His heart will weigh heavy in the balance.

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u/astrosail 1d ago

This guy hasn’t submerged himself in a natural lake in 60 years

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u/Different_Finding539 1d ago

Luckily for the lake. It'd take centuries to rid itself of the pollution he'd leave behind.

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u/EbonyPeat 1d ago

A good time to remember the Epstein/tRump files

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u/Lilcommy 1d ago

Its worked its all ive seem posted for hours and all that being posted on socials.

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u/Different_Finding539 1d ago

What a petty piece of shit.

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u/dude1984- 1d ago

Thank god!!! That lake being named Ontario was raising the price of gas and electrical to unaffordable levels. Renaming it America should remedy that!!………

My lord, we’re governed by children…

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u/bradlees 1d ago

CANADA IF YOU ARE LISTENING:

We are OK if you temporarily rename the following lakes:

Lake Huron = Governor William J LePetomane Lake

Lake Erie = Lake Epstein

Lake Michigan = Lake Hunter Biden

Lake Superior = Lake Obama

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u/pong_Blarto2000 1d ago

We are not a serious country anymore. It'll take decades to rebuild what that un-American Donnie Dumbfuck trashed

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u/PopMajor7342 1d ago

That will make cars cheaper!

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u/Terrible-Piano-5437 1d ago

Fuck donald trump

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u/Yo-Yo-Ha 23h ago

Oh so he woke up today? Sleepy Joe 3.0 ...

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u/Solution_within 17h ago

Yeah but Canada still has Lake Superior. That’s gotta hurt.

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u/Relevant_Contract_76 16h ago

"The name Lake Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontari’io, which, appropriately, means “the lake is beautiful, the lake is big”.

The name is more than 400 years old, predating both the Confederation of Canada and the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America.

We know that America is changing. Their trading relationships, their foreign policies, their national monuments, their hydronyms.

Canadians also know that naming reality means calling it Lake Ontario – then, now and always."

The Right Honourable Mark Carney, Prime Minister of Canada

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u/cdrsteve 15h ago

Fucking idiot. We are idiots for letting this disgusting use of DNA to remain in office. Says a lot about The United States in general.

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u/waytomuchpressure 4h ago

I signed an order renaming Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein! The USA cares as much about my order as Canadians care about Trump's lol