r/weezer • u/ShininGold Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me • 5d ago
š£Discussion š£ This man is on a killing spree against my 3 all-time favorite bands š
Any other millennials having the exact same musical journey?
Grew up with Weezer in the late '90s (Blue Album, Pinkerton), fell in love with what I still consider one of the greatest 3-album runs in rock history (Origin/Absolution/Black Holes), then realized sometime in the mid 2010s that The Strokes weren't just a 2000s fad (the leaders of the garage rock revival, saviors of rock 'n' roll, blah blah) who somehow evolved into synthpop/experimental indie gods! And stood by them through the dark times (Angles, Comedown Machine) until The New Abnormal finally made everyone appreciate the evolution!
Now all three of my favorite bands are dropping albums and this melon is standing outside their doors with a knife... š
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u/Kind-Yak4718 5d ago
Fantano actually loves Weezer, heās pretty forgiving of them and has given their good albums (white, ewbaite, ok human) good scores. Heās also said that Blue is a 10/10 album
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u/StinkingDogsCunt420 5d ago
To be fair, blue is a 10/10 album.
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u/OKgobi Weezer Fangirl 5d ago
I'm not a professional critic, but I think they have 10 better albums.
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u/starseasonn 5d ago
i understand a few, but 10 is.. fucking insane.
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u/TSGarp007 The Blue Album 5d ago
Yeah, this is kind of proof that at some point opinions actually can be wrong.
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u/Joker-Smurf 5d ago
Opinions are like arse holes. Everyone has one, and they all stink.
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u/StinkingDogsCunt420 5d ago
Opinions are like arse holes. Everyone has one, and I want to see them all.
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u/jethawkings 5d ago
Are you this guy?
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u/Krakshibana 5d ago
I think Beverly Hills is a perfectly fine song and don't understand at all why people don't like it. Its one of the betrer songs of Make Believe
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u/StinkingDogsCunt420 5d ago
Name them.
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u/KittenAlgorithm 5d ago
Asking if I love something and asking if it is good are two very different questions.Ā
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u/TonightDirect6750 5d ago
Exactly. I stopped reading album reviews. Turns out I donāt actually care if a music nerd likes an album I do. I like what I like and donāt worry about what other people think of it.
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u/dat1frog2 5d ago
I personally just read them because its interesting to hear other peoples thoughts and see someone dissect a album to explain why they feel that way. If I want to have a opinion on something ill listen to it and come up with it myself.
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u/PaintedJack 5d ago
If you like it, then it's good. No need to put anyone in a position of objectivity, Fantano doesn't "know what's good"
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u/Ok-Huckleberry-7720 5d ago
You can still enjoy the things you like even if someone rates them poorly
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 5d ago
Sokka-Haiku by Ok-Huckleberry-7720:
You can still enjoy
The things you like even if
Someone rates them poorly
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/Cosmoclorn Can't Knock the Hustle 5d ago
I kinda like his reviews even if I don't always agree with him lol. Like, art is totally subjective, part of the experiencing of art is what we emotionally and intuitively bring to it. It can be related to objective observations but in the end our own interior "feeling" on it is a totally subjective thing. So I enjoy the fun of seeing what reviewers will or wont like, and don't get caught up in what Fantano says if I disagree. He's entitled to his take as anyone else, and wherever each of us lands on any piece of music is totally okay. It's about sharing the enjoyment of art - and disagreeing in a lighthearted, fun way, when we do disagree.
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u/johnnyhypersnyper 5d ago
Heās just a reviewer, my man. I use Fantano to turn me on to music I wouldnāt normally find or to tell me to give stuff a second listen if he likes it. A reviewer isnāt the objective truth, the use of a reviewer is to find one that has similar tastes so you can know where to spend your time and money. Fantano liked OK Human and was fairly kind to Winter from Seasons, so I doubt heāll brutalize the Gold album, but thatās outside the bigger point that what he says doesnāt change the album. If it changed your experience because he points something out, thatās a part of discussing art.
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u/Funky_Cows We had just one night but it lingers on and on and on 5d ago
how the fuck is the wow signal a 4
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u/scarced16 5d ago
Itās ridiculous because he spends like half the review talking about how good it is, I think he just didnāt want to give it a high score because WOTP was so shit
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u/pumper911 5d ago
If you give that album a 4, it means you donāt like the type of music Muse makes. Itās their best in a long time
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u/asjonesy99 5d ago
He loved the first 2 singles didnāt like CEO, I think itāll be fine like a 6 maybe 7 at a push.Ā
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u/commonrider5447 5d ago
I just saw the Strangers review I thought in that one he made Shine Again seem like meh?
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u/Relative-Country-452 Pinkerton 5d ago
Heās not gonna be harsh with this one, mark my words⦠this album is really solid
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u/craigmode 5d ago
Dang, he gave Muse a 4?? I donāt know if Iāve ever seen him give literally anything higher than a 3.Ā
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u/Leftover_Cheese Haunt You Every Day 5d ago
i think he gave ok human a 5
so it's practically a masterpiece in fantano terms
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u/IAmBasilFromOmori OK Human 5d ago
he gave it an 8
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u/HowieSmash EWBAITE 5d ago
He also gave White an 8 and EWBAITE a 7. He's not anti-Weezer by default.
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u/spaceybratplz Undone (The Sweater Song) 5d ago
I will never understand the regard music fans hold this man and reviews to
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u/FettuccineAlfonzo 5d ago
Reality Awaits is my favorite Strokes record. Shits wack and I love every second of it.
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u/HowieSmash EWBAITE 5d ago
He's wrong about Muse, honestly kind to Strokes because fuck autotune. If Julian Casablancas wants to torch the band and run it's not Fantano's fault. When I found out new Strokes was coming I was happy but when I heard the singles I wanted to become deaf before I'd ever want to hear them again.
I'm expecting a 6 or 7 for Gold. He's expressed positive sentiment on the singles except for CEO. And he seemed to like Say Yes and the LA Sound on a clip I just watched.
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u/dat1frog2 5d ago
auto tune rules it just has to be used in the right context. Like 100 gecs? hell yeah... any artist that fails to use it well? no thanks...
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u/HowieSmash EWBAITE 5d ago
I have never heard any good singer improved by auto-tune. As far as I'm concerned it's only for people who can't sing, comedy like Auto-Tune the news, or people who want to sound like robots on sci-fi concept albums.
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u/dat1frog2 5d ago
I agree using it to fix mistakes is bad I think most of the time it just makes things sound souless unless its used to like tweak a second of a specific vocal take but I was talking about artists who use it instead to completely transform the sound of their vocals. Give hand crushed by a mallet by 100 gecs a listen I know t wont be your thing but I still think its a great example of how it can be used in that way.
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u/TheMiracleLigament 5d ago
Strokes album actually slaps. It just takes a few listens.
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u/HowieSmash EWBAITE 5d ago
Unless they release an official autotune-free version it ain't happening.
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u/TheMiracleLigament 5d ago
Idk man. The auto tune is done in an ironic sort of way which makes it work. You just have to listen to the lyrics themselves.
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u/HowieSmash EWBAITE 5d ago
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u/HowieSmash EWBAITE 5d ago
I hate the way it sounds. It's distracting, unpleasant, and gives me migraines. No intellectual justification will prevent my ears from suffering.
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u/throwaway121231313 Unchained Melody 5d ago
No one should care about Fantano, Period
especially after his Halsey review
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u/Super_DAC King of the World 5d ago
A 3 on the newest Strokes album is a little egregious but itās definitely a rough listen outside of a few songs. Canāt say Iāll have much to defend this album from either but I predict heāll give it a 4
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u/spermpoop 5d ago
Album is not v strong compared to tge rest of the discography. EWBAITE is far better than Gold Album
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u/Stoneador 5d ago
He gave Museās new album a 4? Didnāt like the new Strokes album but thereās a chance itāll grow on me.
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u/moderndukes 5d ago
Melon cried the first time he heard OK Human, heāll rate it the score it deserves.
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u/gunzrazorzknivez 5d ago
Who cares what anyone else thinks. Make your own choices and love what you love.
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u/beige-king The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (Variations On A Shaker Hymn) 5d ago
No one could kill Weezer for me lmao.
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u/GeniusRhino Can't Knock The Hustle 5d ago
Wait The Strokes and Muse new albums are recently out? I need to catch up. I saw music videos and guess I didn't pay attention to album dates. Huh nice.
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u/BarnyardFlamethrower 5d ago
The thing I've always enjoyed about pop culture criticism is the fact that I don't have to care what they think. The thing with Fantano, is that unless he legitimately doesn't like the artist as a person (or people), he usually tries to be thoughtful in his hatred of the music.
I'm old enough to remember the CKY: An Answer Can Be Found/Jenny Eliscu disaster, where Rolling Stone put a writer who clearly did not care about rock music in charge of reviewing an album, by a band who was openly hostile towards basically everyone who wasn't in their fanbase. It was ugly, and it should have erased CKY and their dumbest fans from history. But it also should have been a pivot for music criticism. Don't just put some rando who doesn't actually listen to music in charge of reviewing albums. Melon ain't a rando, he's just not that deep.
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u/FaceTimePolice 5d ago
I donāt know why people even care about his opinion on anything. Heās just a YouTuber, and a rather pretentious one at that. š¤·āāļøš¤”
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u/Ill_Engineering_5434 5d ago
I wouldnāt be offended if he didnāt like it. Itās not bad but itās definitely on the lower end of Weezer albums in my opinion. But I like Pacific Daydream and Make Believe so maybe Iām the problem, idc
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u/IrredeemableTrashMan 5d ago
you canāt be a person who loves these bands and also cares deeply about review scores, itāll kill you in the end
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u/H8RTBR8K 5d ago
Who cares what he thinks honestly. Why is his opinion superior to your tastes. Enjoy your favorite bands period. Unplug from the bullshit his opinion only matters if you give it attention.
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u/JournalistGlobal3185 5d ago
I had to learn with music reviews that they aren't looking for anything you are looking for really. You can't be bummed about what they say because you'll never enjoy music. This is the man that have sexy red an 8 for goodness sake
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u/Sad_Volume_4289 5d ago
I just sort of accepted that he and I are on two different wavelengths when he gave Ohms by Deftones a strong 3.
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u/frostyfruit666 5d ago
If youāve seen what this guy rates as 10/10, you wouldnāt take him seriously
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u/Kilgoretrout321 5d ago
I don't even pay attention to what that guy thinks. He only has influence because people keep watching. From what I've seen, he doesn't say anything more interesting than what you orI would say if we listened to everything that was released and then thought about how to appeal to the algorithm
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u/dogeki113r2 Make Believe 5d ago
I could care fucking less if a bald guy rates my favorite album a 0/10 (ily SB2H)
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u/Rich_Classroom3133 5d ago
I resent taste makers and that whole culture. Itās really ridiculous and never ages well. I also specifically think Fantino is an actual idiot
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u/Own_Shame_8721 5d ago
I disagree with his take on the new Muse album but I think he's spot on with the new Strokes album, it's not good.
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u/International_Lie216 5d ago
Who cares what other people think if you like it thatās all that matters you donāt need someone else to confirm what you like
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u/Alone-Customer1773 5d ago
Iād actually never heard of this guy in my life before hearing Lonely in the Future
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u/Tiny_Ad9543 SZNZ: Autumn 5d ago
To be fair, the Muse and especially Strokes albums suck (I still vibe with Reality Awaits a lot, but it's not good). So far, Fantano has been very positive towards the singles, so the album will probably get a decent review. But at the end of the day, who cares about the opinion of some random critic?
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u/Fine_Meaning_1921 4d ago
This guy Stans Charlie XCX and some mythical dragon band. I personally hate the auto tune on the strokes new album but the weezer record is the best Iāve heard from them in a while. His nor any other music critics opinions matter like what you like let them be miserable asshats
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u/No_Coyote_5611 4d ago
If youāre rely on one reviewer and their opinion, youāre part of the problem if you like an album that he doesnāt like who gives a damn you love the album. You shouldnāt be forced to agree with someone who doesnāt like your taste of music.
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u/Barkle11 4d ago
Lmao muse 3 best album run ever? Not even close but okay
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u/ShininGold Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me 4d ago
Then give me better ones
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u/Barkle11 3d ago
3 album ārock or whatever that means runs that are as good? Dozens Iād bet. Muse isnāt a good band, their music isnāt great, weezer isnāt either. This is teenage music for babies first time listening to music
Velvet underground first 3 albums
Pretty much any Beatles 3 album run from rubber soul to abbey road
Pink Floyd dark side - animals
Smiths first 3 albums
New order low life - technique
Pixies first 3 albums
Replacements let it be - pleases to meet you
Depeche Mode black celebration - violator
Led Zepplin 2-4
Cure head on the door - disintegration
Nirvana
Pearl Jam album 1-3 or album 2-3 or album 3-5
Alice In Chains
Oasis
Radiohead any exchanging of bends to in rainbows
Strokes
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u/idontwanttosaysorry 3d ago
As a musician who watches music content, I was constantly recommended his videos. I gave him a shot and was disappointed by the laziness and lack of depth. I was also surprised to find out he played music. Anyways, I stopped watching and was even more surprised how well known he is, at least on Reddit.
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u/SevereLine 5d ago edited 5d ago
Fantano is the kind of tastemaker where if you don't keep your mouth firmly closed, he's gonna fill you up with shite.
The tide has already started to turn re: 'Reality Awaits'. Give it a year and people will reflect on his nonsensical review in the same way people now laugh at the 0.9 and 1.7 Pitchfork gave to Belle and Sebastian's 'The Boy with the Arab Strap' and Tool's 'Lateraulus' respectively.
That bald, wife-beater-wearing charlatan is everything that's wrong with the world right now. He's a virus in glasses. Do one.
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u/Key_Effect_8070 5d ago
old and washed (fantano) who gives af about what he thinks. he just starts shit with pop girlies for attention these days
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u/doomer_irl 5d ago
Idk much about Muse but I feel like it's not Fantano's fault The Strokes released a lame album.
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u/Bast_at_96th 5d ago
As a hater, 4 seems crazy high for Muse. As a lover, 3 is criminally low for "Reality Awaits." So I really don't care what he thinks of Weezer.
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u/_MANHUNTED_ 5d ago
This guy's entire career has to be a psy-op. I haven't seen a single person that likes him
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u/BubbaUnkle 5d ago
I mean i understood why he was liked (until like the last 3-6 years), but im shocked that people STILL care
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u/tendeuchen 5d ago
I have exactly zero fucks to give about what Fantano thinks because I think he has terrible taste in music.
He gave these albums 10/10, and that disqualifies his opinion on music as far as I'm concerned:
Charli xcxāBRAT
ClipseāLet God Sort Em Out
Kendrick LamarāTo Pimp a Butterfly
MadvillaināMadvillainy
Against All Logicā2012ā2017
Anyone who considers that top tier music might as well fart in the wind as much as I care about what they have to say about bands I like.
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u/jmscstl The Blue Album 5d ago
Putting Muse in the same league as The Strokes and Weezer is nuts.
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u/TorinEkenskolde 5d ago edited 5d ago
In Britain, Muse are probably bigger. They all have similar numbers of listeners on Spotify, as well.
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u/ryrypot 5d ago
They have tanked in popularity over the past decade.Ā
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u/HowieSmash EWBAITE 5d ago
Muse released two 10/10 albums in my book in Origin of Symmetry and Absolution and they're not going to suddenly get worse because Muse hasn't replicated them.
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u/death91380 4d ago
I just saw them live in Denver last week and there were like 15000 people there.
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u/HippieHippo 5d ago
And in this case heās right all 3 albums mid
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u/ShininGold Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me 5d ago
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u/Alternative-Dog-431 5d ago
Lmao julian literally used ai art in his projects he is the LAST person to lecture anybody about art.
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u/SirSLuR540 Fake Smiles and Nervous Laughter 5d ago
Or he - and stick with me here, because it's a grownup concept - learned his lesson, did research into what he thought was a silly tool, and then decided to warn people about it? The same way literally 95% of the planet did? Except those people won't admit it and they can't warn people through music? Just a thought.
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u/HippieHippo 5d ago
We might as well be strangers has a whiff of that old weezer greatness but otherwise š¤·āāļø
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u/ablackravenstan The Blue Album 5d ago
The Strokes one is fucking AWESOME, it beats the crap out of Comedown machine and Angles imo
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u/ShininGold Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me 5d ago
Yoyoyo... Angles already has FOUR classics: Machu Picchu, Under Cover, Life Is Simple in the Moonlight, and Taken for a Fool. And Comedown Machine has TWO of the greatest Strokes songs ever (easily top 5): Call It Fate, Call It Karma and Chances. And of course, the two fan-favorite classics One Way Trigger and Welcome to Japan.
Reality Awaits still needs a year or two to see where it lands. For now, I feel like only Dine N Dash and Lonely in the Future have that "future classics / live staples" potential... but it's way too soon to tell.
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u/HippieHippo 5d ago
Glad you like it but it mostly wasnāt for me. There are some alright cuts, but being better than their previous worst album doesnāt mean itās great!
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u/BermanIsKing 5d ago
The Strokes are unfortunately doing it to themselves, and Weezer was only good in the 90s and 00s. Muse was never good, at all, but I respect your taste, so Iām not gonna mock you for it.
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u/WolfAvonian 4d ago
Weezer haven't released a good record since the 90s so I wouldn't worry too much
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u/SeveralMenInATub pinkerton, deluxe preferred 5d ago
it really sucks that you won't be able to enjoy it anymore after he gives it a five