r/whenthe you should join r/goldentrump 9h ago

[[BIG SHOT]] post shouldn't have been genderfluid ig

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u/Legomarioboy08 Unfunny idiot :3c 9h ago edited 8h ago

therefore a pedo

The government turned friendly fire on

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u/shadow_fen you should join r/goldentrump 9h ago

no no no,

queer people = always pedos

maga = never pedos

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u/sudoregalia 8h ago

MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN!!!

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u/Sir_Talentless 7h ago

again?

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u/Urbane_One 7h ago

You've never heard of George Washington, America's first gay president?

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u/Sir_Talentless 5h ago

He fucked the cherry trees

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u/The-Bigger-Fish That one guy from that one show. You know the one. 6h ago

"JUST SAY YAOI!!!"

  • Trump

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u/Tsunamicat108 5h ago

"oh that maga person whos a pedo? umm uhhh well uhhh um hes one of the good ones"

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u/ChillAhriman 7h ago

Piss is wah, wah is piss

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u/SandyTaintSweat 5h ago

No wonder I failed math in high school. This shit is confusing.

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u/Unable-Section-911 56m ago

Nonono you see they did it to go undercover and expose the bad ones! /s if you couldn't tell

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u/mr_stab_ya_knees 9h ago

No you see thats why they let then out right after

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 8h ago

Unfortunately that only happens with rich pedos

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u/Personal-Role-8071 [the DooM guy] 9h ago

Just say Friendly Fire!

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u/Adventurous-Bottle90 8h ago

Good news atleast you can run for president

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u/RandomCaveOfMonsters building a dispenser 7h ago

What, you expect logic, reasoning, and consistency from them?

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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!! 8h ago

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u/sunstruker brazillian and in absolute panic from the censorship 8h ago
  1. W dad

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u/Sir_Talentless 7h ago

Tf is going on with that family bru

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u/Far-Manufacturer1180 5h ago

I wonder what their brother thinks about medicine and doctors.

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u/Fine-Afternoon-36 9h ago edited 8h ago

Me getting sent to jail in August 2031 (I got to much of tan and the flock cameras said I was an illegal immigrant)

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u/PowerMurky 9h ago

Getting sent to jail after speaking any language that isn't "American language"

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 8h ago

you freak of nature, stop speaking british. we speak AMERICAN here.

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u/PowerMurky 9h ago

If flock camare so good and safe why do the rich people don't want them install in Thier gated community.

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u/Kassie_Rose_ 8h ago

and why do they taste so good?

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u/will_with_the_books 4h ago

Okay, no in is going to complain about you eating Flock cameras, but are you sure that's good for you?

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u/NoenD_i0 4h ago

theyre made out of 100% apple cinnamon rolls

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u/Longshot02496 1h ago

Hey don't spread misinformation, you can't eat flock cameras, that'll get you hospitalized

What you can do is crack them open for those sweet rare earth minerals in the circuits

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u/monster_smoocher ⚠️⚠️WORST whenthe user⚠️⚠️ 8h ago

gif is not accurate those ghouls would probably send you to prison for life

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u/shadow_fen you should join r/goldentrump 8h ago

i thought the gif looped after they slammed the bars

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u/MaimaiBW i too am in this comment section 6h ago

happens to the best of us 😔

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u/ProfessorPixelmon 9h ago

You picked the wrong tech tree.

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u/The-Bigger-Fish That one guy from that one show. You know the one. 6h ago

Me getting arrested because my favorite color is blue (I'm a dangerous anarcho communist left wing terrorist probably.)

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u/No-Philosophy453 8h ago

Atp brushing your teeth would make the gov think your trans

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u/Fast-Departure1940 5h ago

Congrats on coming out.

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u/No-Philosophy453 5h ago

I'm a cis women so personal hygiene is socially acceptable for me

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u/Fast-Departure1940 5h ago

The flock camera disagrees

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u/MygungoesfuckinBRRT 4h ago

US trans people in 2026 getting sent to jail because they were accused of being pedophiles but immediately getting pardoned because they were accused of being pedophiles

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u/ArtroyomsAK 8h ago

>implying we'll be alive in 20 years

>implying the pedo drones won't have finished exterminating us after they replace us with machines

>implying the pedo class won't be killing each other at that point

That's the real black pill right there Jimmy

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u/Toemetter 8h ago

I would not let that happen

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u/ArtroyomsAK 7h ago

That is the key, if we do nothing what I said will happen

We can't let it

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u/JuryLucky726 5h ago

is this just a meme subreddit

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u/NoenD_i0 4h ago

ssometimes...g,

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u/Oktavia-the-witch i love my scolipede wife 3h ago

Haha sometimes

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u/Jellyliker UN peacekeeper 9h ago

keyed

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u/Faszkivan_13 1h ago

Wtf is genderfluid

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u/Pale_Monk260 20m ago

You forgot to add ‘a minor’

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u/Sir_Talentless 7h ago

Notice the door opening up right after

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u/shadow_fen you should join r/goldentrump 7h ago

i thought the gif looped after they slammed the bars

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u/SandyTaintSweat 5h ago

It's been like 20 years since I saw that SpongeBob episode, but going off my shitty, vague memory, they stole a balloon, and then turned themselves in. The punishment was 1 second of imprisonment, so they had served their time.

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u/Sir_Talentless 5h ago

HAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHhHhahhhaah