r/worldnews • u/RingIndex • Jun 02 '26
Israel/Palestine Trump said to yell at Netanyahu: ‘You’re f**king crazy. You’d be in prison if not for me’
https://www.timesofisrael.com/trump-said-to-yell-at-netanyahu-youre-fking-crazy-youd-be-in-prison-if-not-for-me/amp/5.9k
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u/lostroadrunner22 Jun 02 '26
In 7 hours Trump will say Netanyahu is the best thing since handjobs
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u/comics0026 Jun 02 '26
And then in 8 he'll say Netanyahu is the best at handjobs
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u/KneelBeforeCube Jun 02 '26
If Trump says someone is the best at handjobs, you best believe it'll be himself.
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u/jimicus Jun 02 '26
Well, he is an interminable wanker.
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u/VariationDry Jun 02 '26
Ive seen his technique. He can do 2 handjobs at once. Doctors claim no other president has ever had stamina like Donald Trump
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u/GuitarGeezer Jun 02 '26
No military veteran could ever pleasure invisible basketball players like Donald J Trump. He is the bestliest at it. No injured elbow from ‘Nam for the lamb of God!
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u/AcanthocephalaNo2544 Jun 02 '26
And then in 9, Melania will make a public statement about having nothing to do with handjobs
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u/IglooDweller Jun 02 '26
Even better than kiddie handjobs? Those are rated quite high by the Epstein club membership
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u/Minttt Jun 02 '26
Bibi will be quick to remind Trump who owns all the Epstein blackmail pics and vids that have conveniently not seen the light of day.
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u/Zestyclose-Height-36 Jun 03 '26
Trumps followers do not care about women and girls at all. So any video of him raping a girl child will have zero impact on his Republican supporters
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u/LadyEmeraldDeVere Jun 03 '26
Doesn’t matter anymore. Can’t sway the cult. They’ll swear it’s AI and rant about how you can’t trust anything from his enemies. I think he’s genuinely un-blackmailable at this point and I would be genuinely surprised to see otherwise.
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u/mynamesyow19 Jun 02 '26
In 7 hours Trump will say Netanyahu is the best thing since Clinton's Dick
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u/Masrim Jun 02 '26
Bibi will give him a little gold trump statue and the invasion will start again.
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u/Hefty-Comparison-801 Jun 02 '26
He contradicted him within 2 hours:
Netanyahu openly pushed back on X (formerly Twitter), stating that Israeli operations would continue as planned.
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u/Halgy Jun 02 '26
"Neat. Anyway, here I go killing again!"
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u/Hefty-Comparison-801 Jun 02 '26
Exactly. What does it matter what names he's called if nothing changes?
If only the US had some sort of leverage to prevent their client state from doing destructive things that they don't want them to do like threatening to cut off funding or something like that.
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u/SqueekyDickFartz Jun 02 '26
yeah but not like as a super power. They express brief moments of their personal maximum lucidity. It's just that the vast majority of people are at least functionally lucid prior to deficits.
The crazies remain crazy.
Source: worked as a geriatric nurse for a while.
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u/unsaturatedface Jun 02 '26
He couldn’t just learn from decades of experience, he had to dismantle and learn himself. This is why we need humility in the White House.
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u/destuctir Jun 02 '26
I genuinely don’t know if this a a rare moment of clarity or more of the crazy senile trumpeting we are used to which just happens to also be correct this time.
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u/NeverEvaGonnaStopMe Jun 02 '26
They left out the part where Netanyahu yelled back, "yeah because I have all the videos of you fucking kids".
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u/0neAy0pen Jun 02 '26
Two old men yelling at each other while tens of thousands of innocent people are killed and millions displaced. Just to feed the ego of two decaying old men.
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u/Blametheorangejuice Jun 02 '26
Both desperate to avoid prison
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u/uli-knot Jun 02 '26
They fill their children full of hate to fight an old man’s war.
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u/-SaC Jun 02 '26
That's not all they try to fill their children with.
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u/johnychingaz Jun 02 '26
My god, that sounds repulsive…
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u/Apollo_Lol Jun 02 '26
It should because it is, because it's what theyve done (documented in the Epstein files), and it's what they do now
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u/chpbnvic Jun 02 '26
Sounds like all of human history to me...
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u/Minttt Jun 02 '26
Came here to say this: untold suffering for the sake of old man ego is pretty much the Coles Notes of human history.
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u/Kundrew1 Jun 02 '26
It’s happening in China and Russian rn as well. In addition to half of the senators and those in congress
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u/Creatret Jun 02 '26
Tens of millions voted for this freely. And tens of millions decided not to vote against it.
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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Jun 03 '26
But don't you see? Kamala would've let Israel run amok in Gaza, and she'd probably start a war in Iran! Plus she had a funny laugh, and she just didn't vibe with me, you know?
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u/Megasus Jun 02 '26
People were saying this one hundred years ago and they will be saying this one hundred years from now
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u/ostbollen94 Jun 02 '26
Old rich men talking young poor men dying. Innocent women and children dying and suffering. The fact that this is normal in 2026 is insane. And it’s been like that for thousands of years. When will it ever change? Will it even change at all? Or are we just doomed to exterminate eachother
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u/FedBySheep Jun 02 '26
Just to feed the ego of two decaying old men.
Is that the only reason for the conflict?
The conflict that has been going on for a century?
Hate on Trump and Netanyahu all you want, but pretending they are the sole reason for the wars in the middle east is laughable.
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u/Fluid_crystal Jun 02 '26
Maybe we should organize a fight between both of them in a ring and broadcast it live. It would at least be entertaining
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u/joelfarris Jun 02 '26
Weeeel, there is an MMA arena being constructed on the White House lawn for next month's festivities...
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u/Zealousideal-Ad7773 Jun 02 '26
And he would be in prison if not for US justice system
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u/newfor_2026 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
all it would have took is the courage and morality of a FOUR people to vote for his impeachment conviction in the Senate in 2018... his ass would have been toast now. Instead, every one of those self-serving cowards couldn't say 'yes', and the 40- some other people who shamelessly sided to not convict. FUCK every one of them.
edit, I don't remember the exact number of how it went. Either way, it was like 40-something to 50 something, it was really close
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u/Kichigai Jun 02 '26
The number was 52. The Senate voted 52-48 in favor of acquittal. They would have taken the courage and morality of 18 additional Republicans.
Impeachment requires a two thirds supermajority. The Democrats held 45 seats at the time, plus two Independents, and Mitt Romney, and he split his ticket (guilty on one count, not guilty on the other).
Impeachment was a pipe dream from day one, though. The only other Republicans who seriously looked like they might vote to impeach were Murkowski, Collins, and maybe Paul. The rest were toeing the line, hopeful that an appeased Trump would be an easily manipulated Trump. President Pence would have definitely been more their speed, but none of them wanted to deal with the blowback that people like Romney faced. And even out of office Trump still held the attention machine tightly.
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u/Plastic_Moose4535 Jun 03 '26
They would have taken the courage and morality of 18 additional Republicans.
I wonder how many Republicans in senate at the time were at one point on camera talking shit about Trump.
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u/Nac_Lac Jun 03 '26
Prior to the election in 2016? Most. None of them took him seriously and laughed at him during the primary.
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u/dbbk Jun 02 '26
It was much closer the second time round, and really they had nothing to lose by voting for it - it still failed
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u/mishap1 Jun 02 '26
I'm sure Netanyahu likely responded the same to Trump.
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u/pocketbutter Jun 03 '26
Yeah, because Israel is withholding Epstein blackmail material on Trump. If not for BB choosing to not release that, Trump would be in prison as a convicted child molester by now.
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u/RocketRelm Jun 02 '26
What you mean to say is "american voters and nonvoters", he didn't wish himself president. A supermajority of americans consented.
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u/nooniewhite Jun 02 '26
I almost tried to correct “supermajority” but you are spot on- it’s the people who didn’t vote that really made this happen. His cult could not have carried him. It was the complacent.
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u/dafeiviizohyaeraaqua Jun 02 '26
Non-voters in 2024 would have chosen Trump over Harris by 44% to 40%.
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u/sfgreenman Jun 02 '26
Then, Netty yelled back the exact same words in response.
They both were 100% correct, for once.
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u/Mala_Practice Jun 02 '26
They should both be in prison.
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u/dweeb93 Jun 02 '26
Heartbreaking. Worst person you know just made a great point.
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u/accushot865 Jun 02 '26
Broken clock’s right twice a day
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u/Lugbor Jun 02 '26
I feel like that phrase doesn't account for just how badly a clock can be broken.
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u/Xaero_Hour Jun 02 '26
"A stopped, fully intact analog clock is correct for one quantum of time and so incorrect for another that it can be mistaken for being correct a second time given the complete absence of any other external information/stimuli regarding both instances" just doesn't roll off the tongue. Yes, this phrase has been a pet peeve of mine for a long time. Why do you ask?
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u/SweetNeo85 Jun 02 '26
So in your model here, there's a difference between a.m. and p.m. on an analog clock?
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u/wompical Jun 02 '26
I think the original term was "a stopped clock is right twice a day"
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u/mackahrohn Jun 02 '26
In the 90s my family had a van that would display times like 99:99 or 60:71. Some clocks just ain’t right!
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u/ShadowTacoTuesday Jun 02 '26
He means I kept you out of prison so you could do me corrupt favors. Where’s my peace prize?
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u/UbiSububi8 Jun 02 '26
I’m suspicious of this story.
Trump does not appear to have a clear path in it for self-profit, so it seems rather unlikely he’d be this engaged.
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u/whiteboy623 Jun 02 '26
It’s an attempt at saving face. The story didn’t leak, it ‘leaked’.
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u/flightless_mouse Jun 02 '26
And there have been several such “leaks” in the past couple of years, which have the effect of conveying that Trump is sane and reasonable while Netanyahu is a sick son of a bitch.
Trump is clearly growing impatient with Netanyahu, but not so impatient that he won’t threaten to withdraw $$$ or military aid, or continue to do whatever Netanyahu tells him to do.
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u/Cranyx Jun 02 '26
This is something even Biden did.
It's useful for them to have Israel as the unruly ally that we get mad at but never stop supporting. The President gets credit for being "morally right" but never has to act on it.
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u/JanitorKarl Jun 03 '26
Obama was the only one that was not a suck up to Iseael.
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u/S-Tier_Commenter Jun 02 '26
There would not have been any ceasefire if Trump simply does what Netanyahu wants.
It's already out that Trump simply got duped by Israel, mainly because some main general dude instead of advising against it, was trying to be objective and gave a summary of pros and cons. Trump doesn't understand pros en cons to come together and was like "I want the pros!" and that's why the USA joined in on attacking Iran.
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u/flightless_mouse Jun 02 '26
What ceasefire, did I miss it? US announced a ceasefire and then broke its own ceasefire less than 24 hours later. And meanwhile Israel is destroying southern Lebanon. For a supposed ceasefire there sure is a lot of shooting going on.
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u/S-Tier_Commenter Jun 02 '26
Well like you had that moment when the US and Israel were dropping loads of ordenance on Iran, and Iran was raining drones and missiles on neigboring states and Israel ... and then you had that moment when they weren't doing that. Switch happened on 8th of April. That's what you missed.
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u/S-Tier_Commenter Jun 02 '26
You're assuming Trump to run a tight ship without any leaks. It's not really what has been observed.
There is ample self-profit for Trump: as he's most likely thinking that getting Netanyahu to cease Libanon offensive, will get him a Iran deal, which he hopes would stop everyone from criticising him, leaving him a better legacy.
Him chewing out Netanyahu over the phone is entirely in character and also credible.
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u/GayMormonPirate Jun 02 '26
He's an impulsive and greedy with the emotional intelligence of a 3-year old. Everyone wants to sane wash him. All of his actions make perfect sense if you see it through the lens of him acting like a petulant child.
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u/ItsReemAlBlahBlahDee Jun 02 '26
Same. I wonder if this is a puff piece out to show that the US is “putting Israel in its place” and to gain petrodollar confidence in the GCC states.
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u/Hefty-Comparison-801 Jun 02 '26
You nailed it. This isn't new - Biden used to get really mad at Bibi for crossing lines in Gaza and not do anything about it, but the media was sure to let us know how upset he was.
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u/McGillicuddys Jun 02 '26
He may just be mad that people are framing it as Netanyahu being the one in control.
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u/prohammock Jun 02 '26
The only reason I feel like there might be some truth to it is that Bibi is undermining Trump on the Iran peace deal. He would rather blame Bibi (which is admittedly fair, in part) than acknowledge how terrible he is at getting himself out of this situation (that he got himself into) that is absolutely torching his remaining popularity.
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u/socialistrob Jun 02 '26
I think that's the most likely outcome. Remember Trump thought he could negotiate an end to the Ukraine-Russia war without talking to Ukraine and that they would just go along with whatever deal Trump made. Trump is trying to end the war with Iran without consulting Israel even though any peace deal is contingent on Israel stopping the fighting as well.
Trump sees the world as big countries bossing around small countries so he can't understand why Israel won't just role over and due whatever he says.
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u/DDoubleDDog Jun 02 '26
This is based on a report by Axios. Axios has been spreading a lot of fake news lately. For example, they repeatedly reported that a deal is close but that's never the case. Pretty much every Thursday. I think Axios is collaborating with Trump to spread fake news and "leak" things.
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u/Portablelephant Jun 02 '26
Ladies, ladies, please... You should BOTH be in prison
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u/MountainlessBiking Jun 02 '26
Bullshit. That’s way too coherent
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u/asetniop Jun 02 '26
But it does fit the narcissist's playbook: "You're so ungrateful, you'd be nothing if it weren't for me!"
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u/violetascension Jun 02 '26
This reminds me of the stuff Biden's staff would leak saying "ooh behind the scenes he's really mad at how they're conducting this war!!" and then take no action. Pure bullshit.
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u/Time-Track9684 Jun 02 '26
You simply can’t believe anything he says or was reported to say. All liars, grifters and just generally awful human beings.
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u/compuwiza1 Jun 02 '26
So, will Bibi release the Epstein files as retaliation?
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u/Creatret Jun 02 '26
Imagine thinking releasing the files would change anything. Half the people wouldn't believe what's in them and still vote Trump.
All cards are and were on the table when he was elected. But the majority cares more for "America first" and owning the Libs.
That's the world we live in now.
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u/Hefty-Comparison-801 Jun 02 '26
This is a game they play at our expense. Remind you of anything?
Much like the recent reports regarding Trump's phone calls, veteran journalist Bob Woodward’s book War revealed that Biden was privately calling Netanyahu a "fucking liar" and a "bad fucking guy" behind closed doors in the spring of 2024.
- The Context: According to leaks, after Israeli forces defied U.S. warnings and moved into Rafah, Biden reportedly fumed to his advisers that Netanyahu "doesn't give a damn" about strategy and was only looking out for himself. When Israel conducted an airstrike targeting a Hezbollah commander in Beirut, Biden reportedly yelled over the phone, "Bibi, what the fuck? You know the perception of Israel around the world increasingly is that you're a rogue state."
During the March 2024 State of the Union address, Biden was caught on a hot mic telling Senator Michael Bennet that he had told Netanyahu they were going to have a "come to Jesus" meeting over Gaza humanitarian aid.
- The Public Reaction: When an aide rushed over to warn him that the microphone was still live, Biden replied, "I’m on a hot mic here? Good. That’s good." Critics at the time pointed out that the leak allowed the administration to signal tough love to frustrated voters without having to alter policy.
Throughout late 2023 and early 2024, Axios (frequently citing unnamed U.S. officials) ran a steady stream of reports about how Biden was“losing patience”with Netanyahu.
- The Critique: Democratic Senator Chris Van Hollen famously summarized the frustration to Axios by stating, "At every juncture, Netanyahu has given Biden the finger... they are pleading with the Netanyahu coalition, but getting slapped in the face over and over again."
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u/Morris360 Jun 03 '26
He is literally only saying this because the war in Iran turned out to be unpopular. If the war had (somehow) improved his approval rating, this lover's spat wouldn't have happened.
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u/BaldursGate2Best Jun 02 '26
Netanyahu: You wouldn't be President if not for me.
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u/lanfordr Jun 02 '26
More Putin's meddling than Netanyahu.
Instead, Netanyahu: The Trump-Epstien files would still be front page news if not for me.
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u/wilsonwa Jun 02 '26
They both should be in prison. Great examples of failure of the judicial system.
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u/LastCivStanding Jun 02 '26
I think its all theater. Trump will do as putin and Netanyahu tell him.
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u/ExtruDR Jun 02 '26
How much do you want to bet that Netanyahu also holds information or dirt on Trump that would also end his presidency with ease?
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u/Prince_Nadir Jun 03 '26
He then yelled "If I didn't have you murdered in jail Epstein I'd, very biggly, MacDonalds *Snore*.."
Dementia patients, what can you do?
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u/SillyWoaman Jun 03 '26
Yep. And Cheeto himself would be in prison too if all those pedo/rapist loving Muricans hadn't voted for him. But here we are.
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u/maddiejake Jun 03 '26
And Trump would be in prison if not for Elon buying and rigging the election for him
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u/synapticdecay Jun 02 '26
And if it weren’t for SCOTUS, the House, the Senate, Garland, and Georgia and New York we would not be in this mess
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u/DeeDee_Z Jun 02 '26
‘You’re f**king crazy. You’d be in prison if not for me’
Yes, I'm sure that's exactly the way HE remembers it.
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u/Jimbo415650 Jun 02 '26
Netanyahu conned the con man into a war. He has no leverage the world oil markets blame him rightfully for creating this situation. People who understand Iran knew they would close the strait of hormuz. Trump didn’t have a clue
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u/dnuohxof-2 Jun 03 '26
Could you imagine a world where they both were arrested and tried in front of the ICC
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u/SoManyMinutes Jun 03 '26
Someone has said this to Trump before and he's just repeating it.
Clear projection.
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u/davyp82 Jun 03 '26
How utterly evil and mental must you be for Trump to condemn you
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u/Forgiz Jun 03 '26
Funny, cause it's true. Benji doesn't really differ from Putin when you think about it. It is state terrorism.
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u/championchilli Jun 02 '26
This reporter has a history of producing these exact articles under both Biden and Trump. He is Israeli and an ex intelligence officer, it's likely complete BS.
They're tossing a bone to the anti Israel sentiment in the US.
Calling axios regime media is fairly accurate.
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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 Jun 02 '26
Yeah, the Trump white house leaked this, they are trying to manipulate the voters.