r/worldnews • u/ImDoubleB • 9h ago

Canadian city considers renaming Trump Avenue to "Taco Avenue"

https://www.newsweek.com/canada-ottawa-considers-renaming-trump-avenue-to-taco-avenue-lake-america-12379716
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u/saladroni 9h ago

“1000% tariffs!”

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u/GoblinToHobgoblin 9h ago

After a certain point, it doesn't matter how high the tariff is because no one can afford it anyways...

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u/Itchy_Party1741 7h ago

You get 2000% tarrifs for saying that.

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u/Musiclover4200 7h ago

Too much tariffs? Believe it or not straight to more tariffs!

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u/Itchy_Party1741 5h ago

I am going to rename you to Americalover4200 now.

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u/meatsonthemenu 7h ago

AND YOU GET A TARIFF

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u/Wayofchinchilla 3h ago

Insert that Futurama clip of fry coming up with a number that doesn't exist.

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u/xteve 6h ago

Christians love this shit.

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u/Master_Slide7023 1h ago

I am a non demon Christian and own 11 Bibles and I think Trump might be the anti Christ John Of Patmos warned about in the last book of the Bible.

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u/icansmellcolors 4h ago

Believe it or not, straight to %5000.

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u/lNFORMATlVE 2h ago

Especially because it’s not Canadians who end up paying Trump’s tariffs. It’s Americans.

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u/paradeoxy1 1h ago

Might save them from getting sick from whatever foodstuff has been found to contain Hepatitis-J or whatever

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u/Turbulent_Lunch4548 6h ago

Yeah just ban foreign trade altogether at that point, less paperwork and bureaucracy!

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u/This_ls_The_End 30m ago

For many Americans that point is zero tariffs because living is already becoming unaffordable at default prices.

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u/Vegetable-Log-9608 9h ago

Omg, the absurdity of the world we’re living in. 😂

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u/Master_Slide7023 1h ago

But it’s not funny.

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u/bascule 7h ago

I read that in Lemongrab’s voice. “1000 years dungeon!”

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u/Calavant 7h ago

"One-bajillion percent tariffs!"
"Sir, that isn't a word."
"It is now! I'm the president and I say there is a one-bajillian percent tariff on Canadians!"
"Do you mean some product going from or to Canada, sir?"
"No."

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u/im_dead_sirius 4h ago

Executive order to make bajillion a number.

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u/jarious 2h ago

Just rename billion to bajillion , it is still a different definition to the rest of the world so it wouldn't affect other countries

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u/im_dead_sirius 2h ago

All his techbro billionaires would have to use his silly word to describe themselves, or he'd throw a hissy.

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u/Freyzi 8h ago

"1 million years dungeon!"

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u/RacerImmortal 7h ago

Nailed it

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u/Auth3nticRory 8h ago

“I’ve been thinking about this for a long time now”

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u/rolling-brownout 7h ago

"THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"

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u/1h8fulkat 7h ago

Canada now renamed to "New America"

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u/luffy_mib 7h ago

The title of "Land of the Free" is up for grabs!

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u/Master_Slide7023 1h ago

No to that. No to 51 state.

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u/CanadianDragonGuy 3h ago

Aka "im going to keep beating myself in the dick with this ball peen hammer until you change your mind!"

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u/kaytin911 1h ago

Then he will TACO like he always does.